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Being a guy myself.. I know what we can say sometimes just because we need that one particular girl... Lol... I remember i told a lady dangote was my business partner... Shockingly i had her... Lol... Ladies let's have some fun... Drop all the funnies guys say and do when they want you. Lol

If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head ?

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours ?

If you could be words on paper, you'd be fine print.

And them ones that be like you're the only chicken in my jollof. Kmt.

YourMain:
If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head ?

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours ?

If you could be words on paper, you'd be fine print.

And them ones that be like you're the only chicken in my jollof. Kmt.

Lol

YourMain:
If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head ?

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours ?

If you could be words on paper, you'd be fine print.

And them ones that be like you're the only chicken in my jollof. Kmt.

yua dey only bug in my bed

I hate u for ur beauty(those days ooooo

just say
"Hi"..
and shes all yours

interesting..

I think the funniest thing i ever said to a girl while trying to break the ice and get on with the toasting was i saying,(she was on lot of jewelries)-me:watsap bea,i love your jewelries her-(smiles), me- i think even your smile was made of 12K gold,and your entire oufit around 100million USD.

She luaghed.

Her: if i could have worth all that my father could have sold me.
(we all luaghed).
The a lil,chat,i collected her digits, and till today she be my paddy cuase it turn out to be friendship.
#thumpsuptosimplegirls.

Girls are not bread my brother,how would we start toasting them

YourMain:
If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head ?

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours ?

If you could be words on paper, you'd be fine print.

And them ones that be like you're the only chicken in my jollof. Kmt.

my sister u can liee.

Cholls:
my sister u can liee.

Lol... Are you guilty?

Cholls:
my sister u can liee.

What ?

YourMain:
If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head ?

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours ?

If you could be words on paper, you'd be fine print.

And them ones that be like you're the only chicken in my jollof. Kmt.

Did he eventually get head?

7footre:
Did he eventually get head?

But what is head?

7footre:
Did he eventually get head?

No.

vybzkartel:
But what is head?

A blowjôb...

vybzkartel:
But what is head?

There are two sides to a coin... head and tail

YourMain:
No.

He would have to toss again I guess

Chai toasting lady never easy tax base on a kind of personal shy tins

7footre:
He would have to toss again I guess

Kmt lol worst pick up line ever

cruzita:
I hate u for ur beauty(those days ooooo

we are talking abt resent toast,..married ladies are n't called here.

cruzita:
I hate u for ur beauty(those days ooooo

The guy is gay

YourMain:
Kmt lol worst pick up line ever

I actually like it! Will try it out and see what d outcome would be

Does your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

guy: Where have you been all my life?
me: Hiding from guys like you.

guy: i'v seen you somewhere before
me: yeah.thats why i dont go there anymore.

YourMain:
A blowjôb...

ghen ghen

Following to know how it goes cos hv neva been "toasted"

The destiny of this thread is gon b gr8.. ffg

U guys jus med me remember ma luv leta days..
Wah dah fark!
Hell funny!

Even ugly ass girls that have never been approached in their lifetime will still come here and lie...

Well