chowlade:

You must be a very stupid person haba! Must you comment

You're downright idio.tic and if you don't hv anytin less foolish to say, stay d fvck outta my mentions. Provide d op a copy of brighter grammar to help her sentence construction and spellings so I wouldn't see anytin to criticize other than her obviously flawed logic

chowlade:

You are not making any sense jare@ above poster

Endtime boys will have in Nigeria nw only knws;
1 EPL
2 Bet360 or merry bet
3 Sex
4 Tribalistic comments
5 Smoking
6 Agbero touts
All of them are lazy like fart...They even have small dickks now like Irunobo and onila always say.

Most girlfriends these days start chooking from 12 when they are 18 the Hole is as open as swiss Canal, y I must marry a virgin, I hammer 1 fine curvy sister that day na psychological hammer I just de do upon say my dickk na my heavy D, I just de fill only breeze. TeamMarryVirgin

badboy:


Hmmmm....new pot calling old kettle black....'typo error' is tautology. You either chose one or the other, not both. We learn every day but ,I agree, she no try at all with her typos . ( I come in peace o!)

Thank you very much *eats the humble pie graciously

prettytasha:
Looks like a gold diggers list to me

Good of you

chowlade:

You are not making any sense jare@ above poster

Endtime boys will have in Nigeria nw only knws;
1 EPL
2 Bet360 or merry bet
3 Sex
4 Tribalistic comments
5 Smoking
6 Agbero touts
All of them are lazy like fart...They even have small dickks now like Irunobo and onila always say.

meaning u like big dicckk..

tosyne2much:
OP, you need to ask God for forgiveness of sin for mentioning my name


Who would come up with a counter thread?

make I come up with one good counter thread , the girls dey funny. they want you to do household chores yet b working ur ass off for their rent .
https://www.nairaland.com/2833298/signs-shes-not-girlfriend-material

2odd:

make I come up with one good counter thread , the girls dey funny. they want you to do household chores yet b working ur ass off for their rent .

Baba, oyah rush dey type am

Rubbish rubbish rubbish, girls and their stupid ways. Who gives a hoot.

elmisti:




This is the kinda thrash thinking you get when the degenerated society have left women to always chill in d kitchen nd cook, plus attend owambes every saturday.......with your razz write up, u think u ar d "kinda GF Nigerian guys shld marry bah....ode gal...



1--He is always broke= this explains the kinda guyz u av sold ur poo*C to on credit that neva paid ( is that my fault )


2--He smokes weed= I can imagine the slum u crawled out from, where niggas sniff gum, starts misbehaving nd u think its weed!


3---If he procrastinates, only Jah knws hw mny months u waited for him to ask u out sef!


4---Have time for sex nd broke dnt go together ( person wey hunger catch no dey bleep, except ur own door sef no get lock )


5--Carrying sticks, once again U crawled out from a big slum to experience this!

6--Guys that gossip, anoda product of where you crawled out from!

7--pop pills ( yes, all niggas arnt equal,nd dere ar health conditions----by alcohol, u definitely mean Alomo nd monkey tail)...definitely Ur slum kinda guys that mined a man hole in ur Peeepee!

8---Cutting grass...cheesus how many farmers av u bleeped!...biko house chores is more fun wen a guy helps, but no be must!...

9---Secured and reliable Job, lemme see, wht if he was working and got sacked, u cnt. Live with him for a while unemployed bah?..U overdependent slut!...Get a secured Job for yourself too!

10----Tosyne2much!...U see your life

11---Hygiene, that's one I can't dispute




Bottom line is, the type of guys you mention there are definitely the kind u av bn seeing and meeting...it is not my fault that Jay Z av nt asked you out, Stop complaining about the type of niggas ur hood produce!

Finish her, Brutality( In motal Kombat voice)

Drchristian:
This thread is self explanatory and is to every lady out there that wants to know if he's the right partner to plan your future with.

How do you know your Nigerian boyfriend is lazy bone? without much ado, let's go straight to the center of gravity.

1. : He's always broke. If your boyfriend is always complaining of lack of fund and cannot take the financial responsibilities of things such as, shoping, house rent, food e.t.c he's not worthy.

2. -X He smokes weed. Weed smokers are like monkeys that's happy with the bananas but doesn't knw the bananas will later cause their ruine. Guys that smokes weed can be loud, outgoing but they are d worst type of boyfriends you can ever imagine of keeping.


3. He procastinates responsibilities that must be done and shifts the blame on you.

4. He's always having time for sex/demanding for sex than the betterment of the relationship. he simply wants to use you and dumb.

5. : Have you ever watched him argue, fight, carrying sticks and bottles e.t.c weapons before he can defend himself or disrespecting elders? dont be impressed by such display.. he suppose to resolve matters amicably in a more matured way rather than to fight.

6. Is he a chronic gossiper that cannot keep secretes of the relationship? it simply means he's lazy and immature with it.(double wahala).

7. Does he pop pills, alcohol before he can perform sexually? you dont want to marry such man.

8. Is he of help in the house chores like cleaning, cutting grasses in the garden/compound, washing, can he cook?

9. Is he having a reliable and secured job? This matters in every relationships.

10. Lastly, boyfriend must be more of action than end time talkatives...who only knows how to see your mistakes without seeing theirs. tosyne2much will belong to this category.

11. He must be hygienic.

cheers.
Lalasticl.ala pls do justice

even if I support you in every other aspect, the weed part is just too judgemental I know guys who smoke weed, and they are very responsible in fact I know a senator that smokes weed he is very gentle and kind I know the man very well in and out. ohh and I smoke too, u need to see me my lips are not black
*lights a joint* walks out of thread*

nurseafrica:

Most girlfriends these days start chooking from 12 when they are 18 the Hole is as open as swiss Canal, y I must marry a virgin, I hammer 1 fine curvy sister that day na psychological hammer I just de do upon say my dickk na my heavy D, I just de fill only breeze. TeamMarryVirgin

Roflwkmd


Baba, no carry virgin matter come here nah.. Abeg no intimidate the non virgins oooo

misspicy:

rather nairaland boys housewife material spotted

we know them asslickers babe

Ass licker? Are u a Nairaland mod miss?

oloyolo:
even if I support you in every other aspect, the weed part is just too judgemental I know guys who smoke weed, and they are very responsible in fact I know a senator that smokes weed he is very gentle and kind I know the man very well in and out. ohh and I smoke too, u need to see me my lips are not black
*lights a joint* walks out of thread*

Nice one baba

Gaborone:


I just remembered a neighbour of mine who was a weed smoker in my 'student' hostel then. His own smoking started as early as 4am. Believe me or not.

One faithful Saturday, I decided to engage him in a talk about it. I asked him why he smoked it, and he told me it makes him "creative", and that the smoke " drives witches away". To top the discussion, he said when he gets married and has a baby, he would be adding some of the weed to the baby's food without the knowlege of his wife, so the baby would grow up to be strong and creative.

Now, in view of the above, do you think it would be out of place for me to advise my fellow ladies to stay away from guys who smoke weed? Forget the 1001 other reasons why they should; dont you think it's their right to protect their unborn babies at least?

My point is, there's absolutely nothing wrong in the op advising ladies to stay away from guys who smoke weed. My apologies to you if you do, but it is what it is.

First and foremost thank you for quoting me in a matured way,tbh what you wrote is very intelligible. I understand where you are coming from,i get your point,but you dont generalize with something that affects a large number of pple. You based your assumptions on that one guy you knew back in college,and that is absolutely wrong. I didnt smoke weed back when i was in college even though almost every1 in my lodge did,and they were mostly bad boys n all that,i believe in doing something with conviction and meaning. There are alot of smart smokers,geniuses who indulge in the herb,what about all our musicians? Some lecturers i personally supply,infact a large number of the intelligentsia do smoke weed. Will you say just because Mr A drinks and beats his wife,then that makes all drinkers bad pple? I know am just bumping arount from point to point,pardon me,its hard to rationalize marijuana use to you guys that passionately hate us,some girls will love you eternally but still give you an ultimatum to stop smoking weed,its either them or weed,well you know my answer..

U hardly find a guy dat does these stuffs in this 21st century

So on point

chowlade:

You are not making any sense jare@ above poster

Endtime boys will have in Nigeria nw only knws;
1 EPL
2 Bet360 or merry bet
3 Sex
4 Tribalistic comments
5 Smoking
6 Agbero touts
[size=30pt]All of them are lazy like fart...[/size]They even have small dickks now like Irunobo and onila always say.

Too bad ure generalising

funmijoyb:

fabricated lie..no be u guys konji go dey worry? beside op was not talking of marriage..is bf marriage.

Sweety....sex never comes to mind for marriage afterall ...there's olosho so pls only fools would marry because of sex!

chowlade:

You didnt get many likes but you have said d fact

thank you... Oga Decker is my coach

Suigeneris93:

You're downright idio.tic and if you don't hv anytin less foolish to say, stay d fvck outta my mentions. Provide d op a copy of brighter grammar to help her sentence construction and spellings so I wouldn't see anytin to criticize other than her obviously flawed logic

i wanted to curse u before but i'll change my mind, did i not tell you to leave my thread and go back to ur dry blog.
Babe do u want to unclad and enter market? now for d last time pls leave.

tosyne2much:
Nice one baba

I knw u dey smoke too lol

funmijoyb:

fabricated lie..no be u guys konji go dey worry? beside op was not talking of marriage..is bf marriage.

so, in essence, konji no dey worry u ladies?

funmijoyb:
Ass licker? Are u a Nairaland mod miss?

am referring to the person you were referring too

AyamConfidence:
thank you... Oga Decker is my coach

Bro abeg o, na you be my boss.

3rdlegxxx:


even tho you sounded rude and off, u did make some points, our women are so dependent of guys and money is all they talk about, OP is making sense no doubt but then again whatever happened to ladies who had their own lives, dreams, passion and actually does something with herself, i know the topic is on boyfriend so it's all good at this point i suppose

even if the topic is about boyfriend! A woman is not surpose to even depend on her boyfriend or look into him not unless the two are planning a future together!


But look what is going on this days! The word boyfriend and girlfriend is also refer to an sex partner and nothing in comon but just sex!

I may be an old fashion! But that OP is leterally not making any sense

nawa o...

wetin pesin no go see.
lecturers & special advisers don too plenty..

Suigeneris93:

You're downright idio.tic and if you don't hv anytin less foolish to say, stay d fvck outta my mentions. Provide d op a copy of brighter grammar to help her sentence construction and spellings so I wouldn't see anytin to criticize other than her obviously flawed logic

What made you think you grammars are better than hers? this is a sensitive issue and she has passed d needed messages across. Stop these annoying posts of urs, u don't look reetard on ur DP.

After reading all the comments here, I came to a guess that all those that commented here must have had a really tough day, everyone seems angry.
The Decker guy was fantastic though, But it got on the other side of chowlade.
The OP was just trying to give her own opinion i suppose but from all i read, i can deduce that she must have really been on the unfortunate receiving end of a sour relationship with one bad nigga.
All the same, everyone should calm down.

Good night.

Walexsammy:
so, in essence, konji no dey worry u ladies?

I take drug?

Decker:

Bro abeg o, na you be my boss.

modesty