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Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by cruzita(f): 5:19pm On Jan 01, 2016
toasters full everywhere but husband material not just husbands are scarce
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 5:23pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
hip hip hippo
Hipopotamus in disguise
Ragamufian in the shadow of 2pack
Goat in specks

Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by whadda(m): 5:30pm On Jan 01, 2016
I don't know is there difference between toasters and husbands please I need clarification
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 5:32pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
some want to put a ring on it, but I havn't said yes because it has to be Arabian gold ring.


Bottom line is, if it were so hard, I wouldn't even had people interested in my hand. If I Reallly want to marry, I will just marry one of the broke as niggas.
.and who are the stoopid guys toasting a Daft Girl like you if I may ask
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by torqque7(m): 5:36pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
Well that's the easiest way to get laid by talking marriage but talk is cheap..I can assure you that once you start a relationship and they've had a taste of your cookie then the marriage talk will fizzle out..am not saying this is applicable to every guy o,just 90% of them,the real husband's are not just scarce but ENDANGERED SPECIES, if u doubt me then try one of the guys you say is talking marriage, and tell him the marriage should be done asap since that's what he wants from u..then come back and tell us the result of the experiment,besides, the fact that you say you haven't met the one up to your level just confirms HUSBAND'S are truly scarce,if they weren't you'd have been married already cos surely you are mature enough for it and the only logical reason why you are not yet married is cos they are not easy to find..but I heard 2016 has a lot of goodies so you could be lucky,Good luck tho
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jan 01, 2016
Such incredible foolishness, my eyes hurt.
You must be fifteen.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by virud: 5:53pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
When you're ready for marriage, pray not to settle with a destined 'toaster'.. They don't want marriage, even if they promised you marriage! Lots of toasters out there...few are actually ready to settle down. You have your targets...dem too get their own!
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by rawpadgin(m): 6:05pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
swerve
look @ this...... lipsrsealed
no, na new year be this
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Emac34: 6:11pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
Husbands ain't scarce so y ar u still single
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Fourwinds: 6:15pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
there is difference between toasters and husband.. U said toasters and they cannt be husbands to u...

look well miss
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by coolh3ad(m): 6:17pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
Guess it's because these "Toasters" have at least 2 other babes each and these babes see these toasters as their future husbands..
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by CharlyNick: 6:19pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
Madam you like gossip o............. cheesy

Those na MAN Friends and NOT Husbands na.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 6:21pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
hmmmmmm lord its 2016 pls do something about dumb bitchesss, cos they woo you and dangle marriage in your face? The kid cant even see the bait
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Fraih(f): 6:57pm On Jan 01, 2016
Anyone can be a toaster, not everyone is a husband material.

Btw, ur dp sad I wonder what information you are Trying to pass across.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by nathdim: 7:05pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
husband are scarce but fuckerrrs Are everywhere
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by miqos02(m): 7:20pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
boyfriend is different from husband
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by brunofarad(m): 7:21pm On Jan 01, 2016
Toasters are everywhere

But

Spouses are scarce


Gurls hit my pm everyday in nairaland
That does not mean they are all spouses
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Bgorgeous: 7:22pm On Jan 01, 2016
Are toasters husbands?
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by ariesbull: 7:24pm On Jan 01, 2016
The question is ...are you married

If you are not married to that your dream dude

Then know that husband is scarce and stop disturbing us
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by gurunlocker: 7:25pm On Jan 01, 2016
husbands are scarce but puss.y lover are many
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Adeoba10(m): 7:25pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
Y wouldn't u get 10toasters and 8blenders, see watin u advertise for bill board (dp). U tink dos ppl are coming to u bcus of luv?, dey wan mark ur register ni.....
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by zubby29(m): 7:25pm On Jan 01, 2016
until d toasters r converted to husband. men promise marriage per second
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by girlhaley(f): 7:25pm On Jan 01, 2016
Now....this is funny

Compare and contrast
''Toasters"
"Husband''

Its not the same sis
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Nobody: 7:25pm On Jan 01, 2016
I blame the MOD that pushed this to front page.

OP, you need to receive more sense this 2016.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by omonnakoda: 7:25pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
Please explain this level to us. Why would any person want to marry YOU?
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by millionboi(m): 7:26pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
Anybody cn toaste u, bt only ur husband wil pay ur birth price.......why husband is scarce is because u need jst a man out of million men in d world.....Hapi new year!
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by saintkel(m): 7:26pm On Jan 01, 2016
Dia is a great difference between a husband and a toaster
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by jaz(m): 7:26pm On Jan 01, 2016
abeg go rest joor. with those kegs you dey expose why you no go get toasters. if me sef see you i go turn toaster and blender and when i finish with you go you know say somebody handle you. no be only marriage
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Clinton207: 7:27pm On Jan 01, 2016
Op they are way too beneath uhuh? Hmmmmm I pray pastors don't fast because of u later.(Dem dey come now ,you dey select, I pirry you!) Happy new year all
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by kay29000(m): 7:27pm On Jan 01, 2016
lifeisabitch:
Toasters every where, some are talking marriage just that they are way beneath my level. I have my own target undecided

Why do people still say husbands are scarce? huh
undecided
You get toasters everyday...they might be looking just to get under your skirt, not to marry you. Husband material really is scarce.
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by abimbawealth(f): 7:27pm On Jan 01, 2016
Clap for yourself
Re: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by Kelvic4real(m): 7:27pm On Jan 01, 2016
getting 1million toasters doesn't guarantee husband ooo. hmm
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