MrLP:


you want to expose me bah? lol.

LOL. bt on a more serious note. strt acting like a broke nigga if u actually need a serious relationship. some girls r nt smiling oooo

Henovy:

.....money tree! Oh that's my father-in-law's name. Hope you learnt some lessons from that course: Romance 101

uhmm..i dont get you?

Humblegoodman:
I love the likes of carolyner, Gracito, Michellla, Hateu2, Cruzita, Evathyst, Misspicy, Happyjuliet, Estharfabian, Kaziblake, Ellafuchsiaordi, Mibi18 and Richiy, who will always speak the naked truth in this forum no matter whose ox is gorred. I was expecting them to defend the Lady, but, instead, chose to give valuable advise to the young man who was being treated like a piece of shit.

Be that as it may, my advise to you my brother is to love with your head and not with your heart. It's only women who love with their hearts, while men should love with their heads.
Finally, always be sensitive when you are chasing a lady who doesn't like you. Engage the reverse gear immediately before you are hurt.

I don't think you are willing to learn. Now, hear this from one guy to another... I have dated many girls and have never pursued them with cash. In fact, if you show any monetary focus, I drop you like hot bricks. I only spend on old friends who have proved their disinterest in my cash over time. Note, I'm (by God's grace) well above average financially, and have more than one car. I work hard for my earnings and won't be anyone's ATM in the name of wooing. I'd rather go have cold drinks and isi ewu with my chappies!!!

Wake up and smell the coffee! A word is enough for the wise!

MrLP:
i am a normal average Nigerian and i am far from ugly. this babe have not said yes hence anything i do or choose to do is my business....she wasnt forcing me. i have seen guy go tru much more stress and later have the babe to their full control. if we were "dating"i would have understood most of what the guys are spilling here. this is not about maga...what have i spent? It's normal for babes tk be difficult at first....
i sent that message to her when my level of patience expired. that message was too see her reactions. she is still childish with her acts...i really liked her so i have to cope to a fault with her childishness. afterall im the one after her. thanks bro

Intrepid01:
Guy you have to wise up..........I met a lady around August last year in a bus, my car had an issue and had to follow bus. I was not even in the mood to chat, she started it all, admired my shirt and all that stuff. We got talking from there and she seemed nice & friendly. That was how all the rubbish started.........I asked to take her out, she agreed and said she preferred Ozone center. We went to ozone center, she insisted on eating before the movie ( note, I went to pick her from her house and she's been at home since morning). To my surprise, she did not eat the chicken on the rice and opted to take it home (mogbe!!).... She started behaving stupidly after that day...asking if I could drive her to her colleagues birthday at Oniru, I stylishly turned her down. The following week my fone's screen got damaged and I couldn't call or access my contact. This babe did not call me once for two weeks thruout the period my fone was bad.

I did not waste my time, I got the message CLEARLY and moved on. I saw her afterward and acted like have never seen her before. I could see the surprise on her face. Before you turn me to maga I will dump you bin.

It is so sad that Ladies have turned to be something else, even the working class ones.

I just dumped another one last week when I realized all she wanted was money and food whenever she comes around. This one stays with her parent but even if she's leaving my house at 10 pm she expects me to take her out and buy something for her. They are just gluttons.

My advice to you is this...never should you profess love or intention to date to any babe until you've been friends for sometime. Just stay as friends for a while, assess her and confirm if she likes you too before making your intention known

U hit the nail on the forehead bro.
Bullseye!!!
Never rush into a relationship cos she's ya spec or sumfin. Get to know her 1st, be her friend. You could turn out to be best of friends instead of lovers.

maiahsaiah:




U didn't give her transport money to travel, what did you expect, u were busy looking for atm, rubbish!

hi he her bf? Moreover he didnt send her on d travel errand. A girl dt is nt even appreciative of past helps hw do u expect him to continue

ideykwum:
I don't think you are willing to learn. Now, hear this from one guy to another... I have dated many girls and have never pursued them with cash. In fact, if you show any monetary focus, I drop you like hot bricks. I only spend on old friends who have proved their disinterest in my cash over time. Note, I'm (by God's grace) well above average financially, and have more than one car. I work hard for my earnings and won't be anyone's ATM in the name of wooing. I'd rather go have cold drinks and isi ewu with my chappies!!!

Wake up and smell the coffee! A word is enough for the wise!

how much have i spent bros? asides drinks in club which was mostly consumed by guys. not sure its more than 5k. it wasnt even about the lil cash....either ways something must fall from your had when wooing the babe. its about the attitude. Trying to be smart, and talking like someone hungry. i felt a matured babe with a job should have outgrown some stuffs. if its about me and babes.... well...hmmm. no comment

Adonis3:


Guy come jam me for iya ife joint, ah go use orijin finish u! The emboldened has been my watchword in dating, unless of course ion want to be serious.

Lol!!!!!! save bro

MrLP, any babe, lady that ONLY picks her phone to call you Only WHEN SOMETHING IS AT STAKE.... JUST RUN.

All these kinda babes picking admirers and leaving them as bitter guys after a few familiarities. Smh


i think i know your real moniker.

isallright

ivyicey:


But how many guys listen when a girl says no, I have one I have been telling no, but he doesn't listen. Thinking he can change my mind, I don't go out with him or ask him for anything.

Yeah guys don't listen when you ladies say no. The point is ladies can say no for several reasons. Why should I back off because you said you are seeing someone at the very first time. I'll keep trying especially if the conviction keep getting stronger by the day. But the point is the moment I see you wont change your mind and wanna maga me, I'll delete you with the speed of light. But being adamant is not a reason for you people to behave hungry and wretched.

PLANETMARS:
sorry for quoting the full episode. Please sir repeat after me, AM a big olodo,am a big olodo say it 10 times and then bath naked in d market for 7 days. That's d only way to be free from the stupidity u displayed to that girl.
Next time u see her, tell her u r sorry for everytin u said and then tell her u want to say something real bothering u in ur hrt.
Tell her to come close and bring her ear then say this slowly from the bottom of ur hrt "THUNDER FIRE YOU!!!!"

Dude!!!!! U are meannnnnnnnn!!!!

DavidEsq:

Sori homie, I think u like needy girls; the ones who u think should have a void for u to fill in order for you to feel indispensable in the r/ship cos I expected u to move on as soon as u found out girl 2, lives with her parents.

Lool...

MrLP:


No i wont use my ATM cos i am not yet her bf...and i already took her out the night before....i we as also kind enough to go drop her off after driving around for an ATM despite being inconvenient for me. i never exchanged words with any lady here. 73 messages on whatsapp is nothing? like seriously? you sincerely believe this. is her number pasted on a national bill board or something? I was already ready to end the madness at the slightest provocation. and she played right into it. She actually gathered all the admirers and choose to respond to any one at a particular time trying to be smart with as many as she can. thats whatsapp. dont even know about bbm. thats why she can use 24hours and claim work...like she never ever entered into bbm all day.

I don't think you get it.. whatever you did for her or the inconvenience you experienced while at it, is purely your choice, you could have simply said no to her requests and left it there instead of sending her an entire book chapter of how you expect her to live her personal life, the fact you help someone occasionally is not enough reason for you to boss her around and control who she spends time with or gets messages from. That's her business, I don't see why you are pained by it if you are not dating. You are acting like you both are an item but she probably has you in her 'friend zone' like the other 73 (and that's if she even talks to you again). Next time if you aren't comfortable with something say no, it saves you from being taken advantage of, than sending regret messages afterwards.

PLANETMARS:
sorry for quoting the full episode. Please sir repeat after me, AM a big olodo,am a big olodo say it 10 times and then bath naked in d market for 7 days. That's d only way to be free from the stupidity u displayed to that girl.
Next time u see her, tell her u r sorry for everytin u said and then tell her u want to say something real bothering u in ur hrt.
Tell her to come close and bring her ear then say this slowly from the bottom of ur hrt "THUNDER FIRE YOU!!!!"

this got me laffin really hard.....my guy I hail oo

refiner:
this got me laffin really hard.....my guy I hail oo

drop ur number jare make we relate

callherspices:

Dude!!!!! U are meannnnnnnnn!!!!

boo am not its 2016 guys have evolved no more hanky panky from babes.

Well, you know the scenario better. Again, cost is not just about money... driving a girl who was clearly disenchanted with you to the park wasn't wise. All over the world, the alpha males rule. Before it was with brawn, now it is with brain. I wish you luck!!

MrLP:


how much have i spent bros? asides drinks in club which was mostly consumed by guys. not sure its more than 5k. it wasnt even about the lil cash....either ways something must fall from your had when wooing the babe. its about the attitude. Trying to be smart, and talking like someone hungry. i felt a matured babe with a job should have outgrown some stuffs. if its about me and babes.... well...hmmm. no comment

PLANETMARS:
sorry for quoting the full episode. Please sir repeat after me, AM a big olodo,am a big olodo say it 10 times and then bath naked in d market for 7 days. That's d only way to be free from the stupidity u displayed to that girl.
Next time u see her, tell her u r sorry for everytin u said and then tell her u want to say something real bothering u in ur hrt.
Tell her to come close and bring her ear then say this slowly from the bottom of ur hrt "THUNDER FIRE YOU!!!!"

You see why I love Nairaland.....Some crazy guys here can really crack you up! Laughed so hard when i read this comment.

DipoDee:


But the Mummu refuse to let her be, like a stray, he keeps hanging around despite all her not-too-friendly body Language. So she has to send him on errands now, or what do you do to people whose common sense is zero...you send them milk and sugar na

Blame MrLP abeg, not the girl who obviously has no use for him or his love advances but he is waiting for a miracle.

. U make sense too, at times I wonder what love turns people into.

PLANETMARS:
drop ur number jare make we relate

what number?u mean numbers as in 123456789......abi make I continue

AbaGuyMan:


You see why I love Nairaland.....Some crazy guys here can really crack you up! Laughed so hard when i read this comment.

u don use joke talk say I dey crase ni

samphemmy5:

I dated my wife for 6yrs before we eventually got married...my surprise..she never asked for anything..not once in that 6yrs..except I decide to take her out or buy her gift. If d gift too big sef, she'll ask me if I can actually afford it @dat time. She doesn't want me to inconvenience myself for her...God..She'll reciprocate my gift by buying a gift for me no matter how small whenever I give her gift..now we are enjoying our home. I have nothing to hid. We're married for just two years and she knows all my bank details, atm pins, acct balances, incomes.

She's just so different..she'll give me her salary when she collects it and ask how I want us to spend it. When she was on NYSC...she always send me recharge card whenever she collects her allawee despite that I was working..

All girls are not gluttons...they may be rare..but not all girls

I did not say all girls. That kind of girl you have I onced dated she is on nairaland MJ*****...... My guy! If she decides to leave the current guy she is dating.... I would not think it twice! Grab her, court, tradition and white wedding ASAP! They are rare..... I blew my chance with her...but the truth is I can't, why? We are both AS.

refiner:


what number?u mean numbers as in 123456789......abi make I continue

oya flash me don't fall my hand o and pls don't quote I would remove d number soon

TheSixthSense:
Shouldn't you be asleep boy? or is it because mama travelled? Get your spelling right when next you want to talk to me. FYI I'm not a nigghur (whatever that means)

later on you'll come and open an alternate account so we can advise you too

Pls no more evolution for guys o...na so gay guys take comot o...may we instead adapt

PLANETMARS:
boo am not its 2016 guys have evolved no more hanky panky from babes.

PLANETMARS:
oya flash me with 07059202436 don't fall my hand o and pls don't quote I would remove d number soon

ok I wont quot

PLANETMARS:
u don use joke talk say I dey crase ni

No nah, my man no be so o....No mind me, the comment really cracked me. Especially the way you started it. Thumbs up

Intrepid01:
Guy you have to wise up..........I met a lady around August last year in a bus, my car had an issue and had to follow bus. I was not even in the mood to chat, she started it all, admired my shirt and all that stuff. We got talking from there and she seemed nice & friendly. That was how all the rubbish started.........I asked to take her out, she agreed and said she preferred Ozone center. We went to ozone center, she insisted on eating before the movie ( note, I went to pick her from her house and she's been at home since morning). To my surprise, she did not eat the chicken on the rice and opted to take it home (mogbe!!).... She started behaving stupidly after that day...asking if I could drive her to her colleagues birthday at Oniru, I stylishly turned her down. The following week my fone's screen got damaged and I couldn't call or access my contact. This babe did not call me once for two weeks thruout the period my fone was bad.

I did not waste my time, I got the message CLEARLY and moved on. I saw her afterward and acted like have never seen her before. I could see the surprise on her face. Before you turn me to maga I will dump you bin.

It is so sad that Ladies have turned to be something else, even the working class ones.

I just dumped another one last week when I realized all she wanted was money and food whenever she comes around. This one stays with her parent but even if she's leaving my house at 10 pm she expects me to take her out and buy something for her. They are just gluttons.

My advice to you is this...never should you profess love or intention to date to any babe until you've been friends for sometime. Just stay as friends for a while, assess her and confirm if she likes you too before making your intention known

Good! This is exactly what I did to my wife when we first met. This is the magic if you don't want to fall maga, hope the op reads this

refiner:


ok I wont quot

oh christ

refiner:


ok I wont quot

and u just did see y thunder dey fire girls? pls remove d number I don't want ur digits again

My advice is to ignore her. if possible delete her contact. if you see her on the road just greet her like an ordinary person. if she really like you she will find a way to get back to you, if not she will leave. Moreover If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they
don't they never were.