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Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 4:44pm On Jan 18, 2016

Qualer:
with that waistline, i'm not surprised

hey, xplain urslf undecided

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by firstking01(m): 4:52pm On Jan 18, 2016

osedvgirl:
ok, i have modified my thread, go back and read it, dont complain o

seen but hmmm...??

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Qualer: 4:54pm On Jan 18, 2016

naughtynaughty:
hey, xplain urslf

i can't explaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn !!!!! grin

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Tonycart: 5:02pm On Jan 18, 2016

The Bleep was a hit back to back. Hit me hit me hit me back to back

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by gemale(m): 5:13pm On Jan 18, 2016*

I hereby want to express the deepest of remorse & contrition for my lewd posts. It was done in the time of ignorance & carnality. I have since encountered the Lord Jesus Christ & He has turned my life around for good & made me a new man. I would encourage everyone who sees this to forsake their former way & look to Jesus that they may truly live. God bless you all & Jesus loves you.

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Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 5:13pm On Jan 18, 2016

Qualer:
i can't explaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn !!!!!

lmaoo..ure high cheesy

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 5:13pm On Jan 18, 2016

Qualer:
i can't explaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn !!!!!

lmaoo..ure high cheesy

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 5:21pm On Jan 18, 2016

firstking01:
seen but hmmm...??

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 5:24pm On Jan 18, 2016

gemale:
one time like that, i dey enta one ashy like that. na so as i dey drill her, i come start to dey suck her nipple at the same time. na so she shout " BASTARRRRDDDDD". if you see as fear grab me, na so i kuku stop am fvck am d normal way.

hahahahahahahahaha cheesy

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by gemale(m): 5:28pm On Jan 18, 2016

e get 1 time wey i dey give woman head. i still dey learn dt tym bt she was patient with me. c as she dey give me lesson 4 pvssy eating & trust me nw.i kuku learn sharp sharp just dey apply my new-found knowledge come combine am with d little one i sabi b4. c as she use hand hook my head 2 her puna no wan let me go come dey squeeze her thighs 2geda (i swear i nearly suffocated). she come start dey recite "suck,suck,suck,suck..." lyk say na litany. na so she continue 2 talk until she come.

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Qualer: 5:32pm On Jan 18, 2016

naughtynaughty:
lmaoo..ure high

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by firstking01(m): 5:33pm On Jan 18, 2016

osedvgirl:

hmm, it's xoxo appetising and appealing tongue

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by firstking01(m): 5:35pm On Jan 18, 2016

osedvgirl:

and it's inviting grin

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by hansyllo(m): 7:36pm On Jan 18, 2016

Oh yes ho yes yes yes f**k baby you're there pls don't stop plssssssssss.......I'm coming baby pls cover my mouth I'll shout. I beg you in the name of god Pls cover my mouth I'll shout eyeyeyeyeyeee hohohohohoh......hmmmmm not only ringtone but full soundtrack

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Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by CaptPlanet(m): 8:50pm On Jan 18, 2016

Hello from the otheeeer sidde!
I must have called a thousand time...
To tell I'm tell u, I'm sorry for everything that I've done..
But it matter, it clearly doesn't tear u apart anymore.....

In adele's voice.

Repeat till you spill your guts

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by daxon001(m): 10:32pm On Jan 18, 2016

mine

lo lo lo lo oooooooo!

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by midehi2(f): 11:53pm On Jan 18, 2016

osedvgirl:
sameer1212 come and tell me midehi2's tune

bomb dey ur head

otondo, ashere kobo kobo

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 9:29am On Jan 19, 2016

midehi2:
bomb dey ur head

otondo, ashere kobo kobo

Blood of God shocked

midehi2:
bomb dey ur head

otondo, ashere kobo kobo

Blood of God

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by midehi2(f): 12:34pm On Jan 19, 2016

figo05:
Blood of God
Blood of God

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 2:50pm On Jan 20, 2016

midehi2:
bomb dey ur head

otondo, ashere kobo kobo

Lol... Dear leave her no mind her jare. grin

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 2:51pm On Jan 20, 2016

osedvgirl:
sameer1212 come and tell me midehi2's tune

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 2:54pm On Jan 20, 2016

sameer1212:

why squeezing your face, say how she moan jare, dont tell me you not really done it with her? grin

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 2:56pm On Jan 20, 2016

osedvgirl:

why squeezing your face, say how she moan jare, dont tell me you not really done it with her?

Midehi2 come here. Ose girl they disturb me huh

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 2:58pm On Jan 20, 2016

sameer1212:
Lol... Dear leave her no mind her jare.

is she really sweet? grin

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 3:01pm On Jan 20, 2016

sameer1212:
Midehi2 come here. Ose girl they disturb me

talk jare, you know she is beautiful, has sexy eyes and lips

what will she do? when she no allow me undecided

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 3:03pm On Jan 20, 2016

osedvgirl:
is she really sweet?

Lmao... Ayaff suffer this early morning with this girl o. Aminat508,monalisa185 and midehi2 make una come help me with this babe. grin

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 3:06pm On Jan 20, 2016

sameer1212:
Lmao... Ayaff suffer this early morning with this girl o. make una come help me with this babe.

you want to deny no jigijigi? dont lie o

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jan 20, 2016

osedvgirl:
talk jare, you know she is beautiful, has sexy eyes and lips

what will she do? when she no allow me

lol..Yeah she beautiful,tall,sexy eyes and good shape. And yeah she sweet,Happy now? angry

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jan 20, 2016

osedvgirl:
you want to deny no jigijigi? dont lie o

Lol... I am still angry with you Ose. I trusted you but you betrayed my trust and sincerity huh

Am still mad at you though.

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jan 20, 2016

sameer1212:
lol..Yeah she beautiful,tall,sexy eyes and good shape. And yeah she sweet,Happy now?

whaooo, yes am ok but am jealous undecided

so whisper to me her ring tune when on heat grin

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 3:12pm On Jan 20, 2016

sameer1212:
Lol... I am still angry with you Ose. I trusted you but you betrayed my trust and sincerity Am still mad at you though.

am sorry ok

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 3:14pm On Jan 20, 2016

osedvgirl:
am sorry ok

Really? Hmmm Ok. But you have to apologise to Midehi2 also and if she forgives you that will be okay with me too. Cheers!

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