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Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 8:58pm On Jan 20, 2016
misspicy:

lol,no am not an all knowing smiley

It's quite lucid smiley
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jan 20, 2016
midehi2:

thanks dear...how are you doing?


got alot mentions but cant answer all now, really got a stressfull day, i wanna rest now...missed you so much...cheers!
Ok dear. Cheers!
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by misspicy(f): 9:09pm On Jan 20, 2016
PotestDeus:

It's quite lucid smiley
I know smiley I just want you to know,am not all knowing wink
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by rallymento(m): 9:16pm On Jan 20, 2016
misspicy:

I know smiley
I just want you to know,am not all knowing wink
how far na, sorry I mistook you for someone else...
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Raydos: 10:54pm On Jan 20, 2016
Too Shy To Comment! embarassed
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 11:05pm On Jan 20, 2016
misspicy:

I know smiley
I just want you to know,am not all knowing wink

So do i. And it's still pellucid cheesy tongue
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by smicc: 12:49am On Jan 21, 2016
PotestDeus:
*In ijesha dialect* Hin mo ti dao duo. Me ni pe de. Moti a wa. Hin pakuru mo, mi ke gbomi mole. O ti mi bo sojure. han han, o ti mi je ohun. Ahn yo. O da beeni. Mo timi bo cheesy cheesy grin
. Guy u got me laughing and rolling on the floor. wish lots of people could understand what u said! u are a clown.
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 3:13am On Jan 21, 2016
smicc:
. Guy u got me laughing and rolling on the floor. wish lots of people could understand what u said! u are a clown.

cheesy Are you from Ilesha?
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by OlayinkaFawaz(m): 9:06am On Jan 21, 2016
they're always silent...
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 1:03pm On Jan 21, 2016
PotestDeus:


cheesy Are you from Ilesha?
pls translate what you wrote in yoruba grin
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 2:31pm On Jan 21, 2016
osedvgirl:

pls translate what you wrote in yoruba grin

cheesy
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by samchem(m): 4:46pm On Jan 29, 2016
osedvgirl:
A girl I know once told me her tune is "fvck it, fvck it baby, the pvssy is met to be fvcked, fvck it baby, fvck iiiiiiiittttt.


so babes, whats your s.ex ringing tune, and guys keep it flowing




mine is "its sweeting me oo, sweet sweet bubble, break it oooooooooooooooo

grin grin
Lol...baddest check my sgn
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 4:48pm On Jan 29, 2016
samchem:

Lol...baddest check my sgn
grin
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Smellymouth: 4:49pm On Jan 29, 2016
shocked shocked
Make I park my Lexus jeep for hia grin

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by ZeeAfrica(f): 4:50pm On Jan 29, 2016
osedvgirl:
A girl I know once told me her tune is "fvck it, fvck it baby, the pvssy is met to be fvcked, fvck it baby, fvck iiiiiiiittttt.


so babes, whats your s.ex ringing tune, and guys keep it flowing




mine is "its sweeting me oo, sweet sweet bubble, break it oooooooooooooooo

grin grin


ehhh so op your profile is lying? it says u r a girl, and yet u say u heard another girl saying?
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Smellymouth: 4:51pm On Jan 29, 2016
One geh once screamed --" smelly mouth, tear the t0t0, pls tear it to pieces, tear it pls..."

Fvck me till I am dead" grin

As I hear dat word, fear catch me o

"Dead ke?"

Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by samchem(m): 5:04pm On Jan 29, 2016
osedvgirl:

grin
i like dat ur hymn oo
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 5:06pm On Jan 29, 2016
samchem:

i like dat ur hymn oo
the more you look, the less you see, @ your own peril grin
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 5:08pm On Jan 29, 2016
ZeeAfrica:



ehhh so op your profile is lying? it says u r a girl, and yet u say u heard another girl saying?
"A girl I know once told me her tune is" do you understand that grammar? undecided
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by samchem(m): 5:09pm On Jan 29, 2016
osedvgirl:

the more you look, the less you see, @ your own peril grin
ohh...so I never see how u bad self??Interesting
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 5:09pm On Jan 29, 2016
Smellymouth:
One geh once screamed --" smelly mouth, tear the t0t0, pls tear it to pieces, tear it pls..."

Fvck me till I am dead" grin

As I hear dat word, fear catch me o

"Dead ke?"
does your mouth really smell?
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Smellymouth: 5:10pm On Jan 29, 2016
osedvgirl:

does your mouth really smell?


Are u really a virgin?? grin
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jan 29, 2016
samchem:

ohh...so I never see how u bad self??Interesting
grin
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by ZeeAfrica(f): 5:10pm On Jan 29, 2016
osedvgirl:

"A girl I know once told me her tune is" do you understand that grammar? undecided

hahahah okay, I catch u. Lol wats with the face nah?
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 5:12pm On Jan 29, 2016
ZeeAfrica:


hahahah okay, I catch u. Lol wats with the face nah?
cos you did not understand that
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by samchem(m): 5:12pm On Jan 29, 2016
osedvgirl:

grin
show me how u bad abeg
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 5:13pm On Jan 29, 2016
samchem:

show me how u bad abeg
you cant take it tongue
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by samchem(m): 5:14pm On Jan 29, 2016
osedvgirl:

you cant take it tongue
Lol...see u
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 5:14pm On Jan 29, 2016
Smellymouth:



Are u really a virgin?? grin
virgin shocked who said? e don tay wey yansh get center part grin
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by aliyuabbaashiru(m): 3:13pm On Feb 17, 2016
gemale:
one time like that, i dey enta one ashy like that. na so as i dey drill her, i come start to dey suck her nipple at the same time. na so she shout " BASTARRRRDDDDD". if you see as fear grab me, na so i kuku stop am fvck am d normal way.
u be basttard I swear..... grin
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by Nobody: 4:03pm On Mar 22, 2016
naughtynaughty:
Dadubule cheesycheesy meji loyan okan loko cheesy
shocked shocked
Re: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by BossDanniee(m): 4:40pm On Mar 22, 2016
OMG

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