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Ishilove:
Mscheeeeew. Toks, you are not a woman so you will never understand what if feels like to be a woman. All these psychoanalysis is getting very tiring.

Woman is this, woman is that. You lump all of us together with some Dr Phil analysis that does not hold water.

Mscheeeeeeew

Care to tell us how you are different from the pack?

TRASH

HateU2:
Noted! Bet why Is it directed at u

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vicraven:
women are negatively wonderous creatures,they leave you dazed and knockedout senseless.
Believe me,women lie to the extent they start believing they told the truth.
eve caused us to live this life!... now look at her daughters,unrepentant,out to cause more havoc.
well,the only reason i think women have received grace n pardon is the fact that they carry children for nine months,bla and bla...

And yet a man's life is incomplete without women...ironic, isn't it?

Toks2008:
The fact is that women are the most complex and complicated creation of GOD and infact i call them the first wonder of the world


-A lady will say she wants a faithful man but will prefer to be with a man every other lady wants.
-A lady will practically friend-zone a man who genuinely wants her and would prefer to run after another guy who does not want her.
-A lady will say there is no husband material but what she is implying is that her own specification of a tall,cute,rich,romantic...is rare.
-Many ladies will talk down on polygamy but would prefer to be the side dish of a rich guy rather than be the only lady of a poor dude.
-And a lady can be with one man,get married to him,have all his children and even grow old with him yet her heart will be with another all the days of her life. I can continue to list several situations to confirm the complexity of women. roblem is that many men are always quick to bring down every woman because of the bad ones they have come across but this is grossly unfair because every lady is not the same and we must treat any new lady special regardless of the experience we had with an ex.

Nevertheless,i think i have come up with the best way to be at peace with a woman and trust me,if you follow this golden advice,you will always have peace with any lady you choose to be with and here they are.


1.Love your lady with so much passion.

2.Lavish her with gifts.

3.Treat her like a queen.

4.Don't ever raise your hand to beat her or insult her in anyway.

5.Listen to her when she wants to be heard.

6.Shower her with lots of accolades.

7.Give her undivided attention.

8.Be very romantic towards her.

9.Respect her above others.

10.Don't cheat on her in anyway.

11.Provide her needs to the very best of your ability.

12.Don't ever break her heart or make her cry.

13.Be extremely caring.

14.Pamper her in anyway imaginable.

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15.But despite all these,expect the worst from her because she can still turn around and rub all the above on your face

The bottom line is that the man that will please a woman has not been created but the best we can do is to try all we can not to give them an excuse to misbehave but still expect the worst from them.If you treat her badly,she will have a good excuse so just treat her very well so that when she misbehaves,there will be no excuse for her to hold on to and her folly will be conspicuous to the world.

This is the only way you can be at peace with a woman so that if she eventually shows her color despite all your efforts to please her,you will be psychologically ready and will never be a surprise to you.

My candid opinion.

Sorry for quoting the entire posts but the step you listed, all 14 of them are actually the guidelines to becoming a wuzzbag and stale lover.

Hmm. Am an underG, I think I'll just continue studying. When am ready to please a woman, i'll come back to read this. Cos if to please a woman could be 15 and moses commandment to please God is just 10.
I think I'll rather please myself first.

Coldfeets:
What the fück exactly is wrong with this toksboy

Guy listen to me. No woman, I repeat, no woman is that important.

And the earlier you let the women in your life know this; the better for you and for guys who may be looking up to you.

If you want to live peacefully with a woman, make sure she's afraid of you in one way or the other.

That way, you are assured of her respect.

Respect in front of you. Then behind us nkor? Lol u know nothing about women..

Opiosko:
Care to tell us how you are different from the pack?

I can't speak for anyone, I can only speak for myself. I don't know how the 'pack' is, neither am I interested in knowing. I just do my thing the only way I know how to.

I'm just simply me. What you see is what you get.

Bamidupe20:
pls try to understand her love language.... i recommend you read this book named '5love languages for singles' by Gray Chapman.i t has really helped build my relationship.

I don't think one need to read books because of a woman. What is so important about some ladies that have nothing to offer than sex.

A woman is the one that ought to read books for me and not otherwise. If I have to read books, it's the very one that will be me a wealthy guy not to please a woman.

Ishilove:
Mscheeeeew. Toks, you are not a woman so you will never understand what if feels like to be a woman. All these psychoanalysis is getting very tiring.

Woman is this, woman is that. You lump all of us together with some Dr Phil analysis that does not hold water.

Mscheeeeeeew

Lol,We both know that you have an option of ignoring my threads totally if you are pissed.

Im a freelance writer and when i write i certainly write my opinion and not the opinion of the people.

I also wonder if your comment was necessary cos the write up clearly stated that no man can understand a woman but we can only try to prevent them from blaming us for their complexities.

Lastly,i sense you are a piscean lady for you to crop out a portion of my write up and make judgement on that ignoring other sections that clarified my stance.

Miracle4Sure:

na you sure pass.

So there are still people who think it's possible to please a Nigerian woman?
If you like, offer your head in a plate to her, at the very slightest misunderstanding, she will ask you What have you ever done for me sef?

Ishilove:
I can't speak for anyone, I can only speak for myself. I don't know how the 'pack' is, neither am I interested in knowing. I just do my thing the only way I know how to.

I'm just simply me. What you see is what you get.

WYSIWYG

if to please a woman could be 15 and moses commandment to please God is just 10.
I think I'll rather please myself first.

Toks2008:
The fact is that women are the most complex and complicated creation of GOD and infact i call them the first wonder of the world


-A lady will say she wants a faithful man but will prefer to be with a man every other lady wants.
-A lady will practically friend-zone a man who genuinely wants her and would prefer to run after another guy who does not want her.
-A lady will say there is no husband material but what she is implying is that her own specification of a tall,cute,rich,romantic...is rare.
-Many ladies will talk down on polygamy but would prefer to be the side dish of a rich guy rather than be the only lady of a poor dude.
-And a lady can be with one man,get married to him,have all his children and even grow old with him yet her heart will be with another all the days of her life. I can continue to list several situations to confirm the complexity of women.

The problem is that many men are always quick to bring down every woman because of the bad ones they have come across but this is grossly unfair because every lady is not the same and we must treat any new lady special regardless of the experience we had with an ex.

Nevertheless,i think i have come up with the best way to be at peace with a woman and trust me,if you follow this golden advice,you will always have peace with any lady you choose to be with and here they are.


1.Love your lady with so much passion.

2.Lavish her with gifts.

3.Treat her like a queen.

4.Don't ever raise your hand to beat her or insult her in anyway.

5.Listen to her when she wants to be heard.

6.Shower her with lots of accolades.

7.Give her undivided attention.

8.Be very romantic towards her.

9.Respect her above others.

10.Don't cheat on her in anyway.

11.Provide her needs to the very best of your ability.

12.Don't ever break her heart or make her cry.

13.Be extremely caring.

14.Pamper her in anyway imaginable.

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15.But despite all these,expect the worst from her because she can still turn around and rub all the above on your face

The bottom line is that the man that will please a woman has not been created but the best we can do is to try all we can not to give them an excuse to misbehave but still expect the worst from them.If you treat her badly,she will have a good excuse so just treat her very well so that when she misbehaves,there will be no excuse for her to hold on to and her folly will be conspicuous to the world.

This is the only way you can be at peace with a woman so that if she eventually shows her color despite all your efforts to please her,you will be psychologically ready and will never be a surprise to you.

My candid opinion.

Op i think that your opinion is wrong. The only and true way you can live hapily with a woman is :
Declaring all your assets to her and made known to her on monthly basis all your financial renumerations.
Thank you and i believe all the ladies will agree with me.

Toks2008:
Your user name says it all.

You are chronically childish,dumb,vague and myopic

A good christian doesn't abuse or curse. You are becoming a celebrity and you should learn how to mix humour and little friendly jabs and yabs with your replies to people's question even though sometimes those questions do come with insulting words.

Khan1993:
Hmm. Am an underG, I think I'll just continue studying. When am ready to please a woman, i'll come back to read this. Cos if to please a woman could be 15 and moses commandment to please God is just 10.
I think I'll rather please myself first.

EPIC!

Toks2008:
Lol,We both know that you have an option of ignoring my threads totally if you are pissed.

Im a freelance writer and when i write i certainly write my opinion and not the opinion of the people.

I also wonder if your comment was necessary cos the write up clearly stated that no man can understand a woman but we can only try to prevent them from blaming us for their complexities.

Lastly,i sense you are a piscean lady for you to crop out a portion of my write up and make judgement on that ignoring other sections that clarified my stance.

Nope, not Pisces. Libra

Well it is your opinion as you have said, and it is VERY far from what the truth is. This 'us' versus 'them' thing is getting really old, Toks. Like seriously.

Every woman is an individual being, with individual characteristics, but you have lumped us up together like pieces of cloned components.

Akalia:
OP u get all the time in d world to even care to do all this to a woman.
All this gals ain't loyal, y would do all that. that's sign of weakness

If you truly desire a woman,all the 14 points will come naturally and effortlessly.

What i wrote is so logical..treat a woman baf and when she shows her color,she will say its because of this and that but give her no excuse and enjoy the way she will make a fool of herself.

Read again and you will catch the message.

Whatever works for you tho it's wat u gv to a lady (a responsible one) dat u get in return. Jux care sincerely and see d results.
(I don't mean airheads o)

viktor01:
So there are still people who think it's possible to please a Nigerian woman?
If you like, offer your head in a plate to her, at the very slightest misunderstanding, she will ask you What have you ever done for me sef?

I'm telling you ooo... some women are very ungrateful.


If you like give them your last life, they will say you did nothing.

Coldfeets:
What the fück exactly is wrong with this toksboy

Guy listen to me. No woman, I repeat, no woman is that important.

And the earlier you let the women in your life know this; the better for you and for guys who may be looking up to you.

If you want to live peacefully with a woman, make sure she's afraid of you in one way or the other.

That way, you are assured of her respect.

Your girlfriend,wife and close associate feminist will not be happy reading from your post because you advises others to employ a strick method in handling them.

Khan1993:
Hmm. Am an underG, I think I'll just continue studying. When am ready to please a woman, i'll come back to read this. Cos if to please a woman could be 15 and moses commandment to please God is just 10.
I think I'll rather please myself first.

I have always realized that only few people crack the message in my write ups.

YOU CAN NEVER PLEASE A WOMAN but just try to avoid her using you as an xcuse if she decides to show her color.

Miracle4Sure:

u just made me laugh real laugh

Toks2008:
The fact is that women are the most complex and complicated creation of GOD and infact i call them the first wonder of the world


-A lady will say she wants a faithful man but will prefer to be with a man every other lady wants.
-A lady will practically friend-zone a man who genuinely wants her and would prefer to run after another guy who does not want her.
-A lady will say there is no husband material but what she is implying is that her own specification of a tall,cute,rich,romantic...is rare.
-Many ladies will talk down on polygamy but would prefer to be the side dish of a rich guy rather than be the only lady of a poor dude.
-And a lady can be with one man,get married to him,have all his children and even grow old with him yet her heart will be with another all the days of her life. I can continue to list several situations to confirm the complexity of women.

The problem is that many men are always quick to bring down every woman because of the bad ones they have come across but this is grossly unfair because every lady is not the same and we must treat any new lady special regardless of the experience we had with an ex.

Nevertheless,i think i have come up with the best way to be at peace with a woman and trust me,if you follow this golden advice,you will always have peace with any lady you choose to be with and here they are.


1.Love your lady with so much passion.

2.Lavish her with gifts.

3.Treat her like a queen.

4.Don't ever raise your hand to beat her or insult her in anyway.

5.Listen to her when she wants to be heard.

6.Shower her with lots of accolades.

7.Give her undivided attention.

8.Be very romantic towards her.

9.Respect her above others.

10.Don't cheat on her in anyway.

11.Provide her needs to the very best of your ability.

12.Don't ever break her heart or make her cry.

13.Be extremely caring.

14.Pamper her in anyway imaginable.

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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
15.But despite all these,expect the worst from her because she can still turn around and rub all the above on your face

The bottom line is that the man that will please a woman has not been created but the best we can do is to try all we can not to give them an excuse to misbehave but still expect the worst from them.If you treat her badly,she will have a good excuse so just treat her very well so that when she misbehaves,there will be no excuse for her to hold on to and her folly will be conspicuous to the world.

This is the only way you can be at peace with a woman so that if she eventually shows her color despite all your efforts to please her,you will be psychologically ready and will never be a surprise to you.

My candid opinion.

Rubbish!!!!! I do all these and what DOES she bring to the table, SEX? B**CH PLSSS!!

Ishilove:
I can't speak for anyone, I can only speak for myself. I don't know how the 'pack' is, neither am I interested in knowing. I just do my thing the only way I know how to.

I'm just simply me. What you see is what you get.

You sound somehow irritated uhn?
Well, i was just commenting for the sake of it...
There is no exclusively particular behavioral pattern that belongs to a particular gender.
It's simply a human 'tingy' stuff.
I think folks generalise because they do not understand it's human nature, just like a generalisation itself.

Ishilove:
Nope, not Pisces. Libra

Well it is your opinion as you have said, and it is VERY far from what the truth is. This 'us' versus 'them' thing is getting really old, Toks. Like seriously.

Every woman is an individual being, with individual characteristics, but you have lumped us up together like pieces of cloned components.

You are entitled to the way you interprete my write ups though.

All i know,no man can truly understand a woman but just try to avoid her using you as an excuse if she decides to misbehave..shikenah

i love it when a guy asked a lady..why are you doing this and the lady looks up and says i honestly dont know...that is a knock out for her.

But ask some ladies same question and before you land she will draw a long list of why she did this or that.

falconey:
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Na so the mods dey do Toks. They just they open his chapter when they feel like

this op is a recognized Mugu with a botanical name...

mimibright:
Rubbish!!!!! I do all these and what DOES she bring to the table, SEX? B**CH PLSSS!!

And wat if its just sex?

The0 way some guys nake comment here is suggestive of the value they place on the woman in their life.

I cant remember when last i made love and that is because when i have sex i have a quality one from with a lady i deeply cherish and not the pay as you do type or the type you get from sare wagbas and i dont do just S-E-X. but i make love with a lady i love.

If not for the sluttiness of ladies of today,no guy dares commonizes sexing a woman as just s e x except you see that lady as the same s e x workers please guys should stop seing s e xual act with a lady they claim they truly desire as just S E X