AfroKnight:
I don't think it is possible to satisfy women. The attention you give them can never be enough. They want to be by your side or hear your voice always and you dare not tell them no. Or you will hear "is that thing more important than me?" We know there is no truthful answer to that question.

I think women should be managed like companies, business or teams. Forget about satisfying them.

If anyman is lucky enough to see a clingy lady as a partner please cherish her except her motive for clinging on you is an auterior one.

Go:
There,different folks,different strokes.

True

Toks2008:
The fact is that women are the most complex and complicated creation of GOD and infact i call them the first wonder of the world


-A lady will say she wants a faithful man but will prefer to be with a man every other lady wants.
-A lady will practically friend-zone a man who genuinely wants her and would prefer to run after another guy who does not want her.
-A lady will say there is no husband material but what she is implying is that her own specification of a tall,cute,rich,romantic...is rare.
-Many ladies will talk down on polygamy but would prefer to be the side dish of a rich guy rather than be the only lady of a poor dude.
-And a lady can be with one man,get married to him,have all his children and even grow old with him yet her heart will be with another all the days of her life. I can continue to list several situations to confirm the complexity of women.

The problem is that many men are always quick to bring down every woman because of the bad ones they have come across but this is grossly unfair because every lady is not the same and we must treat any new lady special regardless of the experience we had with an ex.

Nevertheless,i think i have come up with the best way to be at peace with a woman and trust me,if you follow this golden advice,you will always have peace with any lady you choose to be with and here they are.


1.Love your lady with so much passion.

2.Lavish her with gifts.

3.Treat her like a queen.

4.Don't ever raise your hand to beat her or insult her in anyway.

5.Listen to her when she wants to be heard.

6.Shower her with lots of accolades.

7.Give her undivided attention.

8.Be very romantic towards her.

9.Respect her above others.

10.Don't cheat on her in anyway.

11.Provide her needs to the very best of your ability.

12.Don't ever break her heart or make her cry.

13.Be extremely caring.

14.Pamper her in anyway imaginable.

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15.But despite all these,expect the worst from her because she can still turn around and rub all the above on your face

The bottom line is that the man that will please a woman has not been created but the best we can do is to try all we can not to give them an excuse to misbehave but still expect the worst from them.If you treat her badly,she will have a good excuse so just treat her very well so that when she misbehaves,there will be no excuse for her to hold on to and her folly will be conspicuous to the world.

This is the only way you can be at peace with a woman so that if she eventually shows her color despite all your efforts to please her,you will be psychologically ready and will never be a surprise to you.

My candid opinion.

Lalasticlala what do you think?

They will never listen

Good points..but it's worthy to note that the OP is single.

if you like increase it to 1000 ways woman na wahala

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Women are not complicated and complex.

The problem is that some of you men go out of their ways to try to understand them. Bad moves.

Just ignore their crap.

And you will live happily ever after.

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Why will you school me on how to treat my very own woman? You follow me go woo am?

O onder who pushed this poo writeup from a sex starved lazy goon to front page.

samuelson06:
You can never satisfy a woman. Trying to do that is digging your grave at a very prime age because you'll get fraustrated and die. Women are insatiable. They just demand too much. Just imagine one I have here, she talks too much and still expect me to give her attention and contribute to her gist. She doesn't care if am busy, once she's through with what she does, am in trouble with gist. If I don't give much attention, she'll feign something flying into her eyes and then use that to get my urgent attention. Yesterday, she claimed if she and my laptop were to be away, I'll miss my laptop more than her. Now tell me, how can I defend this? This is someone that I give all my love without any side chick. What should I do again?

U are lucky to have a talkative for a friend. Such people are the easiest to be with and they have a way of making u forget ur troubles. Please hook me up with ur babe

even women sef never understand themselves finish yet how much more.....

Toks2008:
The fact is that women are the most complex and complicated creation of GOD and infact i call them the first wonder of the world


-A lady will say she wants a faithful man but will prefer to be with a man every other lady wants.
-A lady will practically friend-zone a man who genuinely wants her and would prefer to run after another guy who does not want her.
-A lady will say there is no husband material but what she is implying is that her own specification of a tall,cute,rich,romantic...is rare.
-Many ladies will talk down on polygamy but would prefer to be the side dish of a rich guy rather than be the only lady of a poor dude.
-And a lady can be with one man,get married to him,have all his children and even grow old with him yet her heart will be with another all the days of her life. I can continue to list several situations to confirm the complexity of women.

The problem is that many men are always quick to bring down every woman because of the bad ones they have come across but this is grossly unfair because every lady is not the same and we must treat any new lady special regardless of the experience we had with an ex.

Nevertheless,i think i have come up with the best way to be at peace with a woman and trust me,if you follow this golden advice,you will always have peace with any lady you choose to be with and here they are.


1.Love your lady with so much passion.

2.Lavish her with gifts.

3.Treat her like a queen.

4.Don't ever raise your hand to beat her or insult her in anyway.

5.Listen to her when she wants to be heard.

6.Shower her with lots of accolades.

7.Give her undivided attention.

8.Be very romantic towards her.

9.Respect her above others.

10.Don't cheat on her in anyway.

11.Provide her needs to the very best of your ability.

12.Don't ever break her heart or make her cry.

13.Be extremely caring.

14.Pamper her in anyway imaginable.

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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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15.But despite all these,expect the worst from her because she can still turn around and rub all the above on your face

The bottom line is that the man that will please a woman has not been created but the best we can do is to try all we can not to give them an excuse to misbehave but still expect the worst from them.If you treat her badly,she will have a good excuse so just treat her very well so that when she misbehaves,there will be no excuse for her to hold on to and her folly will be conspicuous to the world.

This is the only way you can be at peace with a woman so that if she eventually shows her color despite all your efforts to please her,you will be psychologically ready and will never be a surprise to you.

My candid opinion.

Toks2008:

Your user name says it all.
You are chronically childish,dumb,vague and myopic

I really don't think U need to reply her.

she is merely displaying her childish nature

It when she discovers all these that she will exhibit who she is.

op please be my boyfriend..

In summary be her ATM slave.

How is it that not a single lady has commented on this?

vague:
Uncle toks2008 you agemates are already sending their children to university and you are here creating nonsensical threads. Leave nairaland and go marry. If they are running away from you like veld fire, you may have to change your attitude towards them.

My Brother Receive Sense IJN. Amen

All these may not work for Naija babes abeg. Leave story!

HateU2:
They will never listen

Will you shut-up your mouth there?

Toks2008:

True

Bro, please i hv a question for you.

KINGinVAHALA:

Will you shut-up your mouth there?

If guys can practice all.....am very sure #10 is an abomination for them

Op u are a learner. Mugu certified.

Prof. Toks2008, Dr. of women affairs & psychology


buh Prof. sir, is it okay to say they have fish-brain? cos that's what most guys bliv

HateU2:

Exactly what i wanted you to do. *SHUT-UP*

Shuoo . Some people will come here and write epistles on relationship , love and marriage while they are yet to have a good relationship or love life. It is in this same country where you will see a poor man selling a book titled how to become rich. . This country is in a total mess.

AfroKnight:
I don't think it is possible to satisfy women. The attention you give them can never be enough. They want to be by your side or hear your voice always and you dare not tell them no. Or you will hear "is that thing more important than me?" We know there is no truthful answer to that question.

I think women should be managed like companies, business or teams. Forget about satisfying them.

and some people will give a limb to have half of that attention...Guys don't like overcrowding while girls like to be around....it is the way of the world...

Wow I love this

Firstly most women are insecure, that's why they need constant complements and are always comparing themselves to other women. Secondly, don't waste your time trying to understand any thing else about them. Never try to explain things a to a woman, their logical paths and ours are different. Thirdly practice how to say "yes" and "sorry" and when all else fails bring out the bazooka "i love you" they are the only words you need with most women. Lastly, Just carry on doing your own thing and remember that the only words you need to communicate with a woman are yes and sorry and the occasional I love you. She asks a question or wants something just say "yes" it doesn't mean you intend to do what she wants but it prevents an argument, if you can see she wants an argument immediately disarm her by saying "sorry". but you carry on doing your own thing, never take the bait by saying anything other than sorry when a woman wants to argue. she will come at you from different angles just to argue, just respond each time with "sorry" and nothing else, eventually she will retreat. The minute you use more than those words, you have entered woman wahala and introduced stress in your life.


Never lay your hands on a woman, I know a lot of them can be frustrating but the minute you do, the story becomes about you the wife beater not what caused the argument.

There is no rule of thumb when it comes to relating with people.

Whether it's with a Boss, Friend, Relative, Girlfriend, or Enemy

So follow all the rules all you want.

Toks2008:


I quite understand your stand poiint.

Only mature minds will decipher what i wrote but boys and teenagers at heart will not comprehend.

You posted a thread. Be open to Bashing, commendations, corrections and contributions. That's why you openly posted your opinion. Don't be too defensive!!