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Coldfeets:
What the fück exactly is wrong with this toksboy

Guy listen to me. No woman, I repeat, no woman is that important.

And the earlier you let the women in your life know this; the better for you and for guys who may be looking up to you.

If you want to live peacefully with a woman, make sure she's afraid of you in one way or the other.

That way, you are assured of her respect.

The best response ever!!!

Satisfy wetin OP? Your papa no tell you? Kill yourself if you like, na wetin concern women? The best way to love a woman is not to love her.

falconey:
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Destiny can be delayed but can never be change

I got the Volume 1 of understanding women , so huge but every page is plain, not even letter "A" was written on it

Toks2008:
I have always realized that only few people crack the message in my write ups.

YOU CAN NEVER PLEASE A WOMAN but just try to avoid her using you as an xcuse if she decides to show her color.

Show me her colour? Me I send am? Never ever believe a woman is "yours", NEVER. Then you have peace.

The sure fire way.

somebody is still trying to heal from emotional injuries suffered from a lost-love.

When folks become religious and philosophical at the same time

last time I checked Religion (Christianity) and Philosophy don't go together.

Toks2008:
And wat if its just sex?

The0 way some guys nake comment here is suggestive of the value they place on the woman in their life.

I cant remember when last i made love and that is because when i have sex i have a quality one from with a lady i deeply cherish and not the pay as you do type or the type you get from sare wagbas and i dont do just S-E-X. but i make love with a lady i love.

If not for the sluttiness of ladies of today,no guy dares commonizes sexing a woman as just s e x except you see that lady as the same s e x workers please guys should stop seing s e xual act with a lady they claim they truly desire as just S E X

@Op but wait o, so u just sat down , TOOK YOUR PHONE AND ONED YOUR DATA. OPENED OPERA MINI AND CAME TO NAIRALAND TO TYPE THIS RUBBISH!! ITS OBVIOUS WOMAN NEVER DO YOU SOMETHING BEFORE!! CAUSE IF THEY HAVE YOU WON'T COME HERE TO RIGHT THIS TRASH!! IF A LADY DOESN'T LIKE ME FOR ME SHE SHOULD GERROUT!!!!!!!!!! I ANT CHANGING FOR ANY ONE!!

ibedun:
Show me her colour? Me I send am? Never ever believe a woman is "yours", NEVER. Then you have peace.

You see what i mean? we are definitely saying the same thing.

That is why the 15th point was written in red.nevertheless it will be very foolish of us to start treating a lady badly in anticipation of a possible misbehaviour dont you think so? hence the need to be good to her yet expect the worse.
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Very simplisic and logical.

Well articulated, but what happens after doing all that for her but she fails to reciprocate it?

Cos there's a saying that says ; What is good to the goose, is equally good to the gander.

mimibright:
@Op but wait o, so u just sat down , TOOK YOUR PHONE AND ONED YOUR DATA. OPENED OPERA MINI AND CAME TO NAIRALAND TO TYPE THIS RUBBISH!! ITS OBVIOUS WOMAN NEVER DO YOU SOMETHING BEFORE!! CAUSE IF THEY HAVE YOU WON'T COME HERE TO RIGHT THIS TRASH!! IF A LADY DOESN'T LIKE ME FOR ME SHE SHOULD GERROUT!!!!!!!!!! I ANT CHANGING FOR ANY ONE!!

Kilagbe kileju?

On the contrary,i write these "shits" as a way of expressing my passion as a freelancer and trust me,i enjoy this more than hanging out in a beer parlor,clubing,chasing ladies about or even watching boring football matches.

Toks2008:
The fact is that women are the most complex and complicated creation of GOD and infact i call them the first wonder of the world


-A lady will say she wants a faithful man but will prefer to be with a man every other lady wants.
-A lady will practically friend-zone a man who genuinely wants her and would prefer to run after another guy who does not want her.
-A lady will say there is no husband material but what she is implying is that her own specification of a tall,cute,rich,romantic...is rare.
-Many ladies will talk down on polygamy but would prefer to be the side dish of a rich guy rather than be the only lady of a poor dude.
-And a lady can be with one man,get married to him,have all his children and even grow old with him yet her heart will be with another all the days of her life. I can continue to list several situations to confirm the complexity of women.

The problem is that many men are always quick to bring down every woman because of the bad ones they have come across but this is grossly unfair because every lady is not the same and we must treat any new lady special regardless of the experience we had with an ex.

Nevertheless,i think i have come up with the best way to be at peace with a woman and trust me,if you follow this golden advice,you will always have peace with any lady you choose to be with and here they are.


1.Love your lady with so much passion.

2.Lavish her with gifts.

3.Treat her like a queen.

4.Don't ever raise your hand to beat her or insult her in anyway.

5.Listen to her when she wants to be heard.

6.Shower her with lots of accolades.

7.Give her undivided attention.

8.Be very romantic towards her.

9.Respect her above others.

10.Don't cheat on her in anyway.

11.Provide her needs to the very best of your ability.

12.Don't ever break her heart or make her cry.

13.Be extremely caring.

14.Pamper her in anyway imaginable.

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15.But despite all these,expect the worst from her because she can still turn around and rub all the above on your face

The bottom line is that the man that will please a woman has not been created but the best we can do is to try all we can not to give them an excuse to misbehave but still expect the worst from them.If you treat her badly,she will have a good excuse so just treat her very well so that when she misbehaves,there will be no excuse for her to hold on to and her folly will be conspicuous to the world.

This is the only way you can be at peace with a woman so that if she eventually shows her color despite all your efforts to please her,you will be psychologically ready and will never be a surprise to you.

My candid opinion.

I can't begin to describe how much sense you made with that 15th point.

@toks2008
Even when you please a woman to your best she wud treat you as a door mat and tell others that you are a push over and not man enough. Just be yourself but get better in managing people especially your wife

samuelson06:
You can never satisfy a woman. Trying to do that is digging your grave at a very prime age because you'll get fraustrated and die. Women are insatiable. They just demand too much. Just imagine one I have here, she talks too much and still expect me to give her attention and contribute to her gist. She doesn't care if am busy, once she's through with what she does, am in trouble with gist. If I don't give much attention, she'll feign something flying into her eyes and then use that to get my urgent attention. Yesterday, she claimed if she and my laptop were to be away, I'll miss my laptop more than her. Now tell me, how can I defend this? This is someone that I give all my love without any side chick. What should I do again?

Give her all your attention

Story story, storyyyyyyy.

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Toks2008:
Doing all the listed does not make you a slowpoke but a real man who knows his responsibilities and you can stand tall and tell a lady to her face that you have no reason to take the blame for whatever negative actions she takes

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Rubbish!!!

Toks2008:
The fact is that women are the most complex and complicated creation of GOD and infact i call them the first wonder of the world


-A lady will say she wants a faithful man but will prefer to be with a man every other lady wants.
-A lady will practically friend-zone a man who genuinely wants her and would prefer to run after another guy who does not want her.
-A lady will say there is no husband material but what she is implying is that her own specification of a tall,cute,rich,romantic...is rare.
-Many ladies will talk down on polygamy but would prefer to be the side dish of a rich guy rather than be the only lady of a poor dude.
-And a lady can be with one man,get married to him,have all his children and even grow old with him yet her heart will be with another all the days of her life. I can continue to list several situations to confirm the complexity of women.

The problem is that many men are always quick to bring down every woman because of the bad ones they have come across but this is grossly unfair because every lady is not the same and we must treat any new lady special regardless of the experience we had with an ex.

Nevertheless,i think i have come up with the best way to be at peace with a woman and trust me,if you follow this golden advice,you will always have peace with any lady you choose to be with and here they are.


1.Love your lady with so much passion.

2.Lavish her with gifts.

3.Treat her like a queen.

4.Don't ever raise your hand to beat her or insult her in anyway.

5.Listen to her when she wants to be heard.

6.Shower her with lots of accolades.

7.Give her undivided attention.

8.Be very romantic towards her.

9.Respect her above others.

10.Don't cheat on her in anyway.

11.Provide her needs to the very best of your ability.

12.Don't ever break her heart or make her cry.

13.Be extremely caring.

14.Pamper her in anyway imaginable.

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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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15.But despite all these,expect the worst from her because she can still turn around and rub all the above on your face

The bottom line is that the man that will please a woman has not been created but the best we can do is to try all we can not to give them an excuse to misbehave but still expect the worst from them.If you treat her badly,she will have a good excuse so just treat her very well so that when she misbehaves,there will be no excuse for her to hold on to and her folly will be conspicuous to the world.

This is the only way you can be at peace with a woman so that if she eventually shows her color despite all your efforts to please her,you will be psychologically ready and will never be a surprise to you.

My candid opinion.

dnt even follow these rules ooo. The only way to please any lady is to learn how to say sorry and mean it whn u offend her. forget this your list and be real wt ur wife!!!!...Most men are too proud to the extent dt begging their partner is very difficult



if a guy likes he should treat me like queen Elizabeth i wont be pleased or happy with him if he cant acknowledge his wrong doings and plead whn necessary.

Vikky014:
dnt even follow these rules ooo. The only way to please any lady is to learn how to say sorry and mean it whn u offend her. forget this your list and be real wt ur wife!!!!...Most men are too proud to the extent dt begging their partner is very difficult



if a guy likes he should treat me like queen Elizabeth i wont be pleased or happy with him if he cant acknowledge his wrong doings and plead whn necessary.

Hello, i was about to set up a search party...

fulfillbill:
Hello, i was about to set up a search party...

Lol gud pm I was banned for one week oo via politics section...how r u doing?

Some will cheat on u n when u caught dem n b like babe u are free just go n meet him..dey wll start crying like plssss izt u I want.we r just frnd ntin happn btwn us.even if u forgive dem n tel dem bk.dey will till repeat dat same tin.meanwhile u dn giv her freedom to go b4 ooo.woman ehnn der mata no b for dis 21st century.

At the Garden, a curse was placed on the woman after the fall, it reads" Your desire shall be towards your husband but he shall rule over you".
The minute humanity understands the meaning of the above statement the better.
A similar statement was made to Cain " sin desires you but you shall rule over it". Simple mathematics will make you substitute values in the above statement.

Women were made to put the Men folks In check.
Women were never made to be pleased, trying to please them is an effort In futility.
It's the modern day Woman rights that had made them this complex and have made men look silly trying to please them.
Fast forward to next 100 years if Jesus tarries and
1. Men will be full-time house husbands.
2. Science would have made men carry pregnancies and deliver the babies.
3. Men will become the complex creatures for women .
Etc.
Only God can deliver Men now.

Vikky014:
Lol gud pm I was banned for one week oo via politics section...how r u doing?

Hmmm, for what offence?

I'm good...

vague:
Uncle toks2008 you agemates are already sending their children to university and you are here creating nonsensical threads. Leave nairaland and go marry. If they are running away from you like veld fire, you may have to change your attitude towards them.

I swear u funny die!!! I can no fit shout.hahahahahahahahahahahahohohohhohohhohohohohohheheheheheheheheehehehehehe.even bovi no funny reach u.

In other words be a robot

Toks2008:
Kilagbe kileju?

On the contrary,i write these "shits" as a way of expressing my passion as a freelancer and trust me,i enjoy this more than hanging out in a beer parlor,clubing,chasing ladies about or even watching boring football matches.

Is this by chance same oluwatoki toks??

fulfillbill:
Hmmm, for what offence?
I'm good...

I simply replied a tribalistic comment and the person reported me!!!

Irony of life !

Am I God?

Vikky014:
dnt even follow these rules ooo. The only way to please any lady is to learn how to say sorry and mean it whn u offend her. forget this your list and be real wt ur wife!!!!...Most men are too proud to the extent dt begging their partner is very difficult



if a guy likes he should treat me like queen Elizabeth i wont be pleased or happy with him if he cant acknowledge his wrong doings and plead whn necessary.

All your epistle is embedded in numbers 3 and 9

Vikky014:
I simply replied a tribalistic comment and the person reported me!!!

Lol na secondary school we dey...

Welcome from jail anyways, nite

Toks2008:
All your epistle is embedded in numbers 3 and 9

ok.delete others and leave 3 and 9

McWhillion:
I can't begin to describe how much sense you made with that 15th point.

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