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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by HonPatrick(m): 5:32pm On Feb 19, 2016

firstEVA:
oh you don't know him? His is a faggit.

Oh! Okay

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 5:46pm On Feb 19, 2016

Durentt:
see dis abomination who excuses herself as a lady. Go find gynaecologist wey go tan fingers inside ur olosho hole. As long as am not fvckin ur man (or maybe i am) whatever stop putting mouth in my sex life. okay?
Te ta bi shina find ur way.
Quote me again, i bleach u like hypo.

you call anal perversion a sex life? Constant drilling of your shit hole is what you call a sex life? What you do is irritatingly abominable. You are a menace to society, a complete nuisance. The kind of man I have is the type that can place a tyre around your neck, pour petrol and strike a match stick at you, so you definitely cannot go close to him not to tallk of fvcking him.

Your father who was also a fagggot died in the hands his lovers, his asshole was fvckked untill intestines came out from his annus. Your case shall be worse, sodomic basstard!

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 5:53pm On Feb 19, 2016

firstEVA:
you are catching fun, enjoy.

Of course I am grin

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 5:56pm On Feb 19, 2016

firstEVA:
you call anal perversion a sex life? Constant drilling of your shit hole is what you call a sex life? What you do is irritatingly abominable. You are a menace to society, a complete nuisance. The kind of man I have is the type that can place a tyre around your neck, pour petrol and strike a match stick at you, so you definitely cannot go close to him not to tallk of fvcking him.

Your father who was also a fagggot died in the hands his lovers, his asshole was fvckked untill intestines came out from his annus. Your case shall be worse, sodomic basstard!

Okay

no matter d kinda epistle u type here today, it won't stop my love of diick. I love a thick tool slamming my prostate, such heavenly feeling.
Save ur energy or die of disgust.

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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 6:44pm On Feb 19, 2016

Durentt:
Okay no matter d kinda epistle u type here today, it won't stop my love of diick. I love a thick tool slamming my prostate, such heavenly feeling.
Save ur energy or die of disgust.

I do not expect you to stop rectum pumelling craving, when the gods want to kill a man, they first make him mad, there you have your madness, your death is lurking. Cursed soul.

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 7:21pm On Feb 19, 2016

Durentt:
Okay no matter d kinda epistle u type here today, it won't stop my love of diick. I love a thick tool slamming my prostate, such heavenly feeling.
Save ur energy or die of disgust.

If I were God, you wouldn't be in existence.

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 7:26pm On Feb 19, 2016

dovelike:
If I were God, you wouldn't be in existence.

thx God u ain't God. Ur moniker reminds me of my dove soap. Hmmm, lovely soap tho.
@FirstEVA go die for all i dnt care. Foooool

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 7:30pm On Feb 19, 2016

Durentt:
thx God u ain't God.
Ur moniker reminds me of my dove soap. Hmmm, lovely soap tho.

@FirstEVA go die for all i dnt care. Foooool

bastard faggit. Cursed soul, may you die by aggressive rape from wild animals.

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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 7:36pm On Feb 19, 2016

firstEVA:
bastard faggit. Cursed soul, may you die by aggressive rape from wild animals.

k. Same to you too.
All dis yeye girls, they neva seize to amaze me. They'll open their dirty legs for men to enter but when a guy opens his own, they'll start spewing trash.
Madam, enjoy nd let others enjoy ooooh

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 7:47pm On Feb 19, 2016

Durentt:
k. Same to you too.
All dis yeye girls, they neva seize to amaze me. They'll open their dirty legs for men to enter but when a guy opens his own, they'll start spewing trash.
Madam, enjoy nd let others enjoy ooooh

is a man suppose to open his legs? Women open their legs because they have pussssy inbetween, a man should not open his legs, it's disgusting. Basstard, retarded fagggot.

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 7:50pm On Feb 19, 2016

firstEVA:
is a man suppose to open his legs? Women open their legs because they have pussssy inbetween, a man should not open his legs, it's disgusting. Basstard, retarded fagggot.

nah, its not.

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 8:06pm On Feb 19, 2016

Durentt:
k. Same to you too.
All dis yeye girls, they neva seize to amaze me. They'll open their dirty legs for men to enter but when a guy opens his own, they'll start spewing trash.
Madam, enjoy nd let others enjoy ooooh

firstEVA:
is a man suppose to open his legs? Women open their legs because they have pussssy inbetween, a man should not open his legs, it's disgusting. Basstard, retarded fagggot.

Durentt:
nah, its not.

My chest oo

grin

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 8:14pm On Feb 19, 2016

Durentt:
nah, its not.

how will you know when your reasoning process if faulty undecided

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 8:18pm On Feb 19, 2016

masonkz:

My chest oo

sorry sir

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 8:20pm On Feb 19, 2016

firstEVA:
how will you know when your reasoning process if faulty

how will u kno too dat diick was meant for ur pvssy?

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by beryl04(m): 10:59pm On Feb 19, 2016

firstEVA:
you are the one to die you bloody fagggot, you will die from lynching! keep loving diccks classless degenerate. May Wild animals rape your assshole to correction. Product of a bestial relationship. i am sure your mother slept with a horse to give birth to shiit like you, shameless being, bloddy asss fagggot. durentt the faggggot. Nairaland has been wiped clean of evils like you, but you find a way to rear your ugly head, that head will be chopped off soonest, watch out!!!

oh biiitch, take several seats abeg!
that some of us don't join in ur homophobic rigmarole again on here don't mean we are not here following.
like i keep telling you.we'll have the last laugh and dolts like u and ur ilk we'll hide in shame.

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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 11:03pm On Feb 19, 2016

beryl04:

oh biiitch, take several seats abeg!
that some of us don't join in ur homophobic rigmarole again on here don't mean we are not here following.
like i keep telling you.we'll have the last laugh and dolts like u and ur ilk we'll hide in shame.

sup bro; you're gay too?
Oh nice to meet u. One big happy family.

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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 11:04pm On Feb 19, 2016

MrsPhyno ? cheesy

BTW, whats wrong with those silly rats cat fighting above my head? They've Lassa?

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by ipledge10(m): 11:06pm On Feb 19, 2016

pinceprinz:
MrsPhyno ?

BTW, whats wrong with those silly rats cat fighting above my head? They've Lassa?

watching You From Empire Building

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 11:09pm On Feb 19, 2016

ipledge10:
watching You From Empire Building

boSSSS!

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by beryl04(m): 11:12pm On Feb 19, 2016

Durentt:
sup bro; you're gay too?
Oh nice to meet u. One big happy family.

u welcome bro.guess u've met nairaland's resident homophobe ,firsteva.enjoy ur time on here .

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by ipledge10(m): 11:12pm On Feb 19, 2016

pinceprinz:

boSSSS!

why you and kinglekan? Always on the move

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 11:14pm On Feb 19, 2016

ipledge10:
why you and kinglekan? Always on the move

as how? I can't relate

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by kinglekan: 11:15pm On Feb 19, 2016

ipledge10:
why you and kingl.ekan? Always on the move

Wetin i do o?

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 11:24pm On Feb 19, 2016

beryl04:

u welcome bro.guess u've met nairaland's resident homophobe , firsteva .enjoy ur time on here .

thx bro, am not a newbie actually, ive known Masonk,z nd gs,king for a while now. Being gay has not been easy though especially when d romantic aspects of falling in love with a straight guy who u can't tell how u feel, so i jst come online to catch fun nd ease my sorrow.
Meeting other gays lik me reassures me am not alone. @bolded, yea i've met her, she one hell of a pained biitch.
Thx again.

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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by KINGinVAHALA: 11:43pm On Feb 19, 2016

ashewoboy:
Who would you marry?

mhizkel. you know why? Because she seem to possess the number quality i seek for frm any future wife if i change my mind to get married in future.
She is so "calm and beautifully endowed"

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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by ashewoboy(m): 11:48pm On Feb 19, 2016

KINGinVAHALA:

mhizkel. you know why? Because she seem to possess the number quality i seek for frm any future wife if i change my mind to get married in future.
She is so "calm and beautifully endowed"

Toast her jooorh. You can make it a reality.

Mhizkel, na you dey reign now cheesy

. Two guys don choose you now.

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by KINGinVAHALA: 11:54pm On Feb 19, 2016

ashewoboy:

Toast her jooorh. You can make it a reality.

Mhizkel, na you dey reign now. Two guys don choose you now.

Lol.
If i wanna woo her, it wont take me 48hrs to achieve it. Ladies here who has had the previledge of hearing my lines would even advice her to run away frm me bcus the lines sounds like that of a player.
But you know what bro? i aint ready for her yet, when i do, i would make it without puting efforts.
There is time for everything!

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 5:35am On Feb 20, 2016

beryl04:

oh biiitch, take several seats abeg!
that some of us don't join in ur homophobic rigmarole again on here don't mean we are not here following.
like i keep telling you.we'll have the last laugh and dolts like u and ur ilk we'll hide in shame.

you should have at least 2 kids now from your wife, you are still claiming fagggot grin

Mumu

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 5:38am On Feb 20, 2016

beryl04:

u welcome bro.guess u've met nairaland's resident homophobe ,firsteva.enjoy ur time on here .

mumu

You've mentioned me twice now for nothing.

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 5:55am On Feb 20, 2016

Durentt:
thx bro, am not a newbie actually, ive known Masonk,z nd gs,king for a while now. Being gay has not been easy though especially when d romantic aspects of falling in love with a straight guy who u can't tell how u feel, so i jst come online to catch fun nd ease my sorrow.
Meeting other gays lik me reassures me am not alone. @bolded, yea i've met her, she one hell of a pained biitch.
Thx again.

you kidding me right? shocked

Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 5:59am On Feb 20, 2016

STFUareyouGod:
you kidding me right?

he is one of the few e nuisance left here, complete waste of sperm, borehole anus.

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