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Michellla:
You've got a nice sig but not all princesses need to be saved

wristbangle:
Hahahahahahaha. Bros, kilode! U funny too much. U fit marry tribal marked lady?

tosyne2much:
OP, you are so on point.. Lemme add my own to the list


9. Tight Kitty-Cat


I can't but smh each time I see saying they can't date a lady whose kitty-cat is loose.. All I know is that it's not kitty-cat that defines a lady.. However, it doesn't matter whether it's as wide as Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. A lady might have a tight kitty-cat and won't make a good wife while a lady might have a loose kitty-cat and will make a good wife. This implies that the tightness of kitty-cats has led many dude into wrong choice


10. Walking Steps

I have no atom of regard for guys who lose their right sense of reasoning when they see a lady cat-walking like Beyonce, and will wan to die on top her neck.. All I know is that it doesn't matter how a lady walks, whether she walks sideways like a crab, or she walks slowly like a tortoise; all that matter is true love

klassykute:
that na lust nahhh ... guys likes good tin .. mi like big tinz sha but but nt sayin lekpa bad .. my sist na lekpa

9japrof:
Bros people like una wristbangle and tonye2much who claim all and all on faceless forums end up having worse relationships in real life. Stop faking bro, dollar don put money, get a business and make cool money bro. Whether harsh no be small

midehi2:
anytime i see '8 on frontpage, i will just smile and say wristbangle


let me read now

noblegrex:
go ahead and marry a cripple.its your choice, and damn you if you don't marry ashawo as your wife cos I'm sure majority of them olosho has a good attribute of a house wife.

wristbangle:
Heya, but how will they know? Besides how many skin doctors(dermatologist) do we have in Nigeria and even we have, how many people can afford to pay for their services t check which cream is appropriate for the skin

LORDSAMURAI:
WHAT is this one typing? no iota of sense in your post, no sense at all, who have ever fallen in love with a girl just because she is a good cook? that means we all should fall for every cook in a restaurant. "ur post makes no sense at all, well u too have no brain so im not suprise.

wristbangle:
Despite the saying that all that glitters is not gold, many guys are still being swayed by mere physical appearance/attributes of a lady without thorough or proper evaluation to know if truly these attributes complement the heart.

However, many guys tend to be disappointed and discouraged to stay in a relationship when they later discover that what they thought she is, is not truly what she is.

The following points buttress the misplaced attributes guys check in a lady that often land them into bad relationship/ marriage.

1. Gigantic Butt and Bosoms

I believe that what defines a lady is not the size of butts and bosoms but tell this to some guys and watch them tear you to pieces. Once a lady has huge bosoms and backside, they don't care if her attitude is bad or not. They will try to gain her love and at the end of the day, they will end up regretting because the lady in question only has huge bosoms and but nothing upstairs.

2. Beauty

No doubt beauty remains one of the major reasons why guys approach a lady but what beats my imagination is that, ironically, a lady can be so pretty but won't be able to compute a simple arithmetic. I mean, could it be that these guys are extremely senseless to have chosen a beautiful lady who can't engage in intellectual discussions. To a broad view, one who marries because of beauty may not find joy in that relationship.

3. Skin colour

In Nigeria, guys normally over-hype fair skinned ladies while neglecting black skinned ladies making it look like being fair in complexion is a blessing and that being dark is a curse. I still don't know what skin colour has got to do with good/fruitful marital life. In fact, this neglect and discrimination cause low self esteem to our dark skinned ladies and therefore triggers competition when many of our ladies resort to bleaching.

4. Experienced in several sex positions

The world has gone weird that you will hear some guys saying they cannot date/marry a lady who is not experienced in sex let alone a virgin lady. Most guys are obsessed with ladies who during love making give them scissors-kick style, cow girl, reverse cow, hot doggy, girl style, devastating bllow job etc. The truth of the matter is that infidelity is their watchword when you can't satisfy their high libido. Prof Tosyne and Dr Ronald4lif can bear me witness.

5. Angelic voice

Some guys can urinate on their body when they exchange contact with a lady they met online, only to ring her up and discover that her voice is as angelic as that of Celine Dion. But when they get to meet this lady offline, she will look exactly like Julius Agwu. They will be disappointed and will look for a way to dismiss her. This is to say that sweet voice has landed many guys into wrong choice.

6. Rich Background

The fact that a lady is from a rich background doesn't mean she will be giving you her father's money. The erroneous belief of many guys is that when a lady is from a rich background, they have narrowly escaped from poverty when they date her, not knowing that their financial troubles just begun. This kind of ideology can send such guys to early grave if care is not taking.

7. She's a regular church goer

The fact that a lady is a committed worker in church or mosque doesn't mean she will become a good wife. In fact, some of them are even worse than we could ever imagine. Guys just need to be very careful so as not to be deceived by these ladies lifestyle because even the perceived wayward ladies may actually be the best wife.

8. Body stature

When you ask question to guys on how they want the body stature of their girlfriend or wife to be, you will hear funny answers such as "I don't want orobo or too skinny ladies o", "I can't marry a muscular lady because she won't be romantic and will end up beating me", etc. Lol, anyway what if you marry your preferred body stature and she turns out to be a nightmare in marriage?

wristbangle:

9japrof:
Bros people like una wristbangle and tonye2much who claim all and all on faceless forums end up having worse relationships in real life. Stop faking bro, dollar don put money, get a business and make cool money bro. Whether harsh no be small

9japrof:
Bros people like una wrist.bangle and tonye.2much who claim all and all on faceless forums end up having worse relationships in real life. Stop faking bro, dollar don put money, get a business and make cool money bro. Whether harsh no be small

tosyne2much:
Bros calm down.. Don't get worked up on my jokes

midehi2:
and who told you they are not making money, pls are you making money?

Hattchett:
[b]Here comes the inbred retard.
What do you get from compiling lists centred on peoples live, even though they are purely lies?

What do you gain from critically analysing the lives of people you don't know?

Does that makes you better than them, a happy person, pay your bills?

Do you know why they makes those choices?

Is it you fücking business how they chose/choose to live their life?

Did they come to you seeking for help?

NO!

So, I really don't see why you should get yourself involved in an act of maximum fückery such as this.

I thought your absence here was due to the fact that you have gotten a job, or, perharps, engrossed in a sober reflection, to find a way of bettering your wretched state, but no. You were prolly using you demonic lens to view and see into what goes on in the lives of people, and design it into an epistle, and then post it up and one brainless MOD sends it to the front page.

How can a man be this pathetic?

Don't you have priorities in life?

Where you brought forth to become a wasted entity on planet earth?

Do you want your mother to regret ever meeting your father?

Where is your dignity?

Such a scum of the earth!

After, we will blame Buhari for our problems when peeps like you are in hiding contributing to the woes of this country.

A wise move will be to mobilise willing hands and search every nook and cranny and smoke out all rumour mongers spreading lies and justice should do unto them what it deems fit.

May moloch fill your nights with heart-wrenching, terrifying nightmares!

Ewu of no comparison!
Useless fücktard![/b]

Speechless3:
In my own view, beauty, stature, assets, sweet voice are very important for a healthy relationship. Why? because every lady loves to be admired or complimented for her looks. Hence, men feel more comfortable around women with good looks because they can always make them feel appreciated without faking it.

As for skin colour, that one doesnt cut it. I dont think most men under appreciate dark skinned women, i think its the media that is responsible for that. Most dark skin girls get more than enough attention they can ever need but the reason some still go ahead to bleach is because they media does not cover them much, a light camera is used for a dark skinned model to make her appear fair; passing a colourist message that fair is better. Most make ups and creams are not made for them. With this, they resort to "having it easier"

And finally most guys the last i checked are not looking for richer women. With all that ego? how would they handle her?

KINGinVAHALA2:
Hehehehe. you mean that wh@re gat no brain?

wristbangle:
I concur!

Lol seems the article got u ROFLO due to your comments

midehi2:
dont agree with this atall, an unexperienced in several sex positions will loose it cos the guy will surely go for the experienced girl out there, even if she's a wife, na dummy wife o

Euckybaby:
you don born one before?

ensign:
Uncle motivational speaker, please which one is 'scissors-kicking style'. are you talking abt love-making between a tailor and a fashion designer

Hattchett:
[b]Here comes the inbred retard.
What do you get from compiling lists centred on peoples live, even though they are purely lies?

What do you gain from critically analysing the lives of people you don't know?

Does that makes you better than them, a happy person, pay your bills?

Do you know why they makes those choices?

Is it you fücking business how they chose/choose to live their life?

Did they come to you seeking for help?

NO!

So, I really don't see why you should get yourself involved in an act of maximum fückery such as this.

I thought your absence here was due to the fact that you have gotten a job, or, perharps, engrossed in a sober reflection, to find a way of bettering your wretched state, but no. You were prolly using you demonic lens to view and see into what goes on in the lives of people, and design it into an epistle, and then post it up and one brainless MOD sends it to the front page.

How can a man be this pathetic?

Don't you have priorities in life?

Where you brought forth to become a wasted entity on planet earth?

Do you want your mother to regret ever meeting your father?

Where is your dignity?

Such a scum of the earth!

After, we will blame Buhari for our problems when peeps like you are in hiding contributing to the woes of this country.

A wise move will be to mobilise willing hands and search every nook and cranny and smoke out all rumour mongers spreading lies and justice should do unto them what it deems fit.

May moloch fill your nights with heart-wrenching, terrifying nightmares!

Ewu of no comparison!
Useless fücktard![/b]

wristbangle:
Dummy wife ke? Shey him no fit teach her ni?

klassykute:
u wan born one for mi

Oketwin:
e pain am kia sowi guy nor use ur frustration take face anybody