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Sunnypar:
Shut up! He should waste his time on chasing you because you are the only girl on earth. Babe! If I toast you and you form Agbani..... Sister please....unto the next one..... I ain't gat time for rubbish.

Sunnypar:
Shut up! He should waste his time on chasing you because you are the only girl on earth. Babe! If I toast you and you form Agbani..... Sister please....unto the next one..... I ain't gat time for rubbish.

freezy:
Me I am not proud o!

I like the picture die, I come like you too join.

I don't like stories or too much English either... (Who English don epp??)

Drink jare...? Just lemme know when you are ready

Sunnypar:
Most Nigeria girls are less privileged, pocket sucking demons and handicapped. They can't feed themselves, can't work or keep one job and most important just want to spend the money.

Trapnews:
Guy! calm down ooo. Jadekitana is not that bad, she only opened a disapproving thread today. Omo wa naa ni

Monalisa185:
I'll be as nice as possible... I've got no business with Benin slang or whatever... There are over 200 languages in this country...a single word could mean different things in different languages...

Next time, before you follow someone's line of stupidity, be sure to reason with your brain and not look for a s!lly ass to lick...thank you

I888:
I didn't just speak to lick ass or to blindly support jadekitana, I stayed in Benin for more than 10 years and I know what goes around.

Since you are quite good with insults, I will indulge you.

Next time you wanna talk be sure you sign your death warrant before you engage anyone.

I hope that ugly face in your DP isn't you because you just might pass off as a witch awaiting deliverance.

Jadekitana:
I'm beginning to think you have a main moniker cos i'v never seen this before

Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

I888:
I didn't just speak to lick ass or to blindly support jadekitana, I stayed in Benin for more than 10 years and I know what goes around.

Since you are quite good with insults, I will indulge you.

Next time you wanna talk be sure you sign your death warrant before you engage anyone.

I hope that ugly face in your DP isn't you because you just might pass off as a witch awaiting deliverance.

I888:
I didn't just speak to lick ass or to blindly support jadekitana, I stayed in Benin for more than 10 years and I know what goes around.

Since you are quite good with insults, I will indulge you.

Next time you wanna talk be sure you sign your death warrant before you engage anyone.

I hope that ugly face in your DP isn't you because you just might pass off as a witch awaiting deliverance.

Monalisa185:
I'll be as nice as possible... I've got no business with Benin slang or whatever... There are over 200 languages in this country...a single word could mean different things in different languages...

Next time, before you follow someone's line of stupidity, be sure to reason with your brain and not look for a s!lly ass to lick...thank you

Jadekitana:
Not all ladies though

Trapnews:
That's true. We actually had an encounter. Egun mo ni, eyan ni o mo

khayc:
You can like to change the title to "some lagos guys "

Thanks my dear

Jadekitana:
I'm beginning to think you have a main moniker cos i'v never seen this before

ebubemicky:
Guys hustle hard I mean real hard. If a woman feed u bros u are finished

Jadekitana:
Refiner dear, where have you been?

Monalisa185:
I'll be as nice as possible... I've got no business with Benin slang or whatever... There are over 200 languages in this country...a single word could mean different things in different languages...

Next time, before you follow someone's line of stupidity, be sure to reason with your brain and not look for a s!lly ass to lick...thank you

refiner:
relaxing at a corner,watching as u throw dos bad mouthed kids to were dey truly belongs!...u truly av a though skin!


and av I told u dis before?....I luv ur threads!

so watsapp to d guy dat took u to a striper club!.....


toks2008,I sight u oo...watching u guys with my 3D...

Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

Bullet1234:
Babe, abeg leave all this guy's... none of them done ready to settle down. As you see me so... I no be time waster. I done pm u hope sey na u be the fine sisi for ur profile? I no wan enter one chance lol

I888:
I didn't just speak to lick ass or to blindly support jadekitana, I stayed in Benin for more than 10 years and I know what goes around.

Since you are quite good with insults, I will indulge you.

Next time you wanna talk be sure you sign your death warrant before you engage anyone.

I hope that ugly face in your DP isn't you because you just might pass off as a witch awaiting deliverance.

you are now behaving like an okpo actually i get it all now kitana knows okpo=prostitute but okpo is a diff thing entirely in our dialect.

Sunnypar:
I have been looking for you

Jadekitana:
I would have ignored a dummy like you but lemme reply you as a bush uncultured lady! The thread doesn't in anyway insinuate prost.titution except u the certified okpo here! Seems you'v done okpoism your entirely life so it's so easy for you to call someone who would feed your entire household one. You can now take your okpo infested maggot brain off my thread, before you drag others into your okpoish level, bush brat.

Jadekitana:
I would have ignored a dummy like you but lemme reply you as a bush uncultured lady! The thread doesn't in anyway insinuate prost.titution except u the certified okpo here! Seems you'v done okpoism your entirely life so it's so easy for you to call someone who would feed your entire household one. You can now take your okpo infested maggot brain off my thread, before you drag others into your okpoish level, bush brat.