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Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by showblack(m): 11:41pm On Mar 15, 2016

Where is seun sef

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by blueskies(f): 11:42pm On Mar 15, 2016

I dunno why some people are giving immature comments, though it sounds weird buh it can happen. To me I think its a serious issue that needs an urgent attention. Sounds lyk a spiritual problem that can have adverse effect if u dnt act. First of, u need to visit a praying church if u feel ur church might not b d kind for dis issue, pls find one that is very strong with this, I think u shd know d one to find. Explain evrything and get counselling on wot nxt to do. I'l advise you not to mention anything to ur wife, dnt act funny jst b ur self because she mite predict ur intentions like u said she did earlier, and if she knows u'r going to a church because of her, she may not take it funny, so its gud u act with wisdom, but u need to visit a prayerful church asap. May God help u

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Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Qualer: 11:48pm On Mar 15, 2016

Merryglad:
Hahahahahhahahahahaha....you should be happy, you don marry super wowan......this one is an asset

bebe!!!!

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Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Nonsreal(m): 11:52pm On Mar 15, 2016

Dvorce is nt d solution cos if u dvorce her she wil kip tormentin u n hurt u, d best tin 2do is 2explain evrytn 2 a powrful man of God n let hm pray 4her

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Strahovski1(m): 12:24am On Mar 16, 2016

Where is lalasticlala?

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by flokii: 12:35am On Mar 16, 2016

@OP no vex.. I for like drop comment buh I won't

bfor dem atingas go find me come house grin

and you think she isn't aware you've to seek advice on NL?

I pity those posters above me sha

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Nobody: 3:04am On Mar 16, 2016

ST305:
This is not a Joke. I married my woman about 6 months ago. We dated for about 4 months and I married her. She insisted that I marry her otherwise she moves away. And she was my perfect type of woman so I had no choice.

After our wedding she refused to make love on our wedding night. She said she wasn't in the mood for that. I let her be. For 1 month we did not do anything not like I married her for sex but it's unusual I confronted her and she agreed. We started making love normally.

About 2 months later I started having weird nightmares, seeing all sorts in my sleep sometimes I wake up and find myself under the bed. I asked her regarding me under the bed she said I usually roll and fall then roll under the bed. It's sounds funny but it's not a funny experience. For 2 weeks straight it happened consecutively. Then i changed my sleeping position to the wall so I cannot roll off. I still find myself under my bed. This usually happens when we make love. If we don't it doesn't.

She goes to church with me, prays with me and acts normal but sometimes she is not normal at all. It was Last month, I noticed that she Does not use the mirror and yet her make up is perfect, she does not bath with the shower water and she comes out wet. Excuse me, your wife enters the bathroom you do not hear the sound of running water at all and she comes out wet. How is this possible? I'm running mad. She Does not sit in front of a mirror because there is no mirror in our room and she comes out with a beautiful face.

When she sleeps at night, it takes hours for her to wake up. She might sleep 8pm and wake 11am. When she wakes she looks so stressed and tired (someone who is just waking up).

Last 2 weeks, I was to attend a party my friends organized for me to celebrate us. She told me not to go to the party that she won't go. I went alone with the hope of lying to my friends that she called in sick. Because it doesn't make sense. I got to the party it went well but coming back home I was involved in a motor accident though I survived unhurt it was this morning I started to read meanings into all this. Infact on Sunday, she told our house assistant to fetch some box of matches from the nearby shop. The house assistant was yet to come and I saw my wife cooking rice.

I asked her if she has found some matches, she said no. I don't know what came over me I was dumbfounded. How in the world did she light the gas? Without a match. I did not ask her because I am afraid to ask her. It's as if she can read my thoughts. I was planning on a silent divorce with one lawyer I did not tell her yet. She came to me and said i want to divorce her..hw did she know?

Please if I start counting all this tin it will take a whole day. Please I don't know the section to post maybe religion i don't know.

Please is my wife a witch?

I have seen this movie before... Mr IBU and the witch..... try next time bro.... most persons have seen the movie as well ..

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Nobody: 3:21am On Mar 16, 2016

Strahovski1:
Hey, your bible say they are not good. My own book say they are harmless creatures

So don't bring your religion here. A witch is a servant of nature whose powers are curled from plants, and other terrestial parts of nature. Not the devil as many africans presume. It's Voodoo that is of the devil. Witchraft is different from Voodoo

what book is yours as sire?

on a lighter note, do you know how to sing all those Indian love songs to your GF's. , I learnt that's all you need to woo a woman over there...... huh

Strahovski1:
Hey, your bible say they are not good. My own book say they are harmless creatures

So don't bring your religion here. A witch is a servant of nature whose powers are curled from plants, and other terrestial parts of nature. Not the devil as many africans presume. It's Voodoo that is of the devil. Witchraft is different from Voodoo

what book is yours as sire?

on a lighter note, do you know how to sing all those Indian love songs to your GF's. , I learnt that's all you need to woo a woman over there......

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by blazer234: 3:37am On Mar 16, 2016

ST305:
This is not a Joke. I married my woman about 6 months ago. We dated for about 4 months and I married her. She insisted that I marry her otherwise she moves away. And she was my perfect type of woman so I had no choice.

After our wedding she refused to make love on our wedding night. She said she wasn't in the mood for that. I let her be. For 1 month we did not do anything not like I married her for sex but it's unusual I confronted her and she agreed. We started making love normally.

About 2 months later I started having weird nightmares, seeing all sorts in my sleep sometimes I wake up and find myself under the bed. I asked her regarding me under the bed she said I usually roll and fall then roll under the bed. It's sounds funny but it's not a funny experience. For 2 weeks straight it happened consecutively. Then i changed my sleeping position to the wall so I cannot roll off. I still find myself under my bed. This usually happens when we make love. If we don't it doesn't.

She goes to church with me, prays with me and acts normal but sometimes she is not normal at all. It was Last month, I noticed that she Does not use the mirror and yet her make up is perfect, she does not bath with the shower water and she comes out wet. Excuse me, your wife enters the bathroom you do not hear the sound of running water at all and she comes out wet. How is this possible? I'm running mad. She Does not sit in front of a mirror because there is no mirror in our room and she comes out with a beautiful face.

When she sleeps at night, it takes hours for her to wake up. She might sleep 8pm and wake 11am. When she wakes she looks so stressed and tired (someone who is just waking up).

Last 2 weeks, I was to attend a party my friends organized for me to celebrate us. She told me not to go to the party that she won't go. I went alone with the hope of lying to my friends that she called in sick. Because it doesn't make sense. I got to the party it went well but coming back home I was involved in a motor accident though I survived unhurt it was this morning I started to read meanings into all this. Infact on Sunday, she told our house assistant to fetch some box of matches from the nearby shop. The house assistant was yet to come and I saw my wife cooking rice.

I asked her if she has found some matches, she said no. I don't know what came over me I was dumbfounded. How in the world did she light the gas? Without a match. I did not ask her because I am afraid to ask her. It's as if she can read my thoughts. I was planning on a silent divorce with one lawyer I did not tell her yet. She came to me and said i want to divorce her..hw did she know?

Please if I start counting all this tin it will take a whole day. Please I don't know the section to post maybe religion i don't know.

Please is my wife a witch?

I'm certain she would know you also posted this on nairaland.

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Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by blazer234: 3:40am On Mar 16, 2016

Strahovski1:
Lol.

~~Let me book first and read.~~

Ok I've read it.

[s]Well, she might not have any supernatural powers you are thinking. Maybe she heard you talking over the phone about the divorce. Maybe she used a traditional way (stones) to light the gas, maybe she likes sleeping and maybe you just roll under the bed[/s]

Now that's bullsh!t.

Your wife obviously has some metaphysical powers. Perhaps she is a member of a witch coven. And witches are harmless creatures. They are servants of nature unless you threaten them. So in my opinion you have nothing to fear.

Instead talk to her. Don't be afraid. She won't hurt you. If truly she has powers convince her to open up and if she opens up, it's a blessing. Yes. You two will now come together to figure how you can exploit those powers. Common your wife can make fire with her hands without a match stick that means she can do anything. If she can make fire come, she can make a $1000 note come too! Lol no pun intended.

Jokes apart, you guys can have anything you want. If she makes invisible water bathe her she can make anything invisible.

She can even read minds omg! Man sell her to me please. I'll pay

I won't tell you to divorce her. Goto church and cast the spirit by fire. Deliverance and all what typical africans will say. I'll tell you to EXPLOIT it.

Get something good out of it. You can even tell her to make them promote you at work. Alot of stuff. She is like your nuclear weapon. Your asset. That is if you pose no threat to her. Man I wish I was in yor position by now I won't be on NL. Damn.

In other words, he should submit his life to the control of Satan. Do you think Satan gives anything free? Not at all. Satan takes 100 when he gives you 10.

It is either you are unreasonable or you are deficient in knowledge.

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by texanomaly(f): 3:46am On Mar 16, 2016

You are the one who wakes up under the bed and have no idea how you got there. How do we know you are not the witch?

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Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by blazer234: 3:46am On Mar 16, 2016

ST305:
I'm concerned about this. It's not some fun stuff that I can take advantage of. I don't know sincerely. I'll check d pm

Do you know what I suspect sir? She has spirit husband in her coven that gets angry and jealous each time you make love to "his wife" and he would remove you from the bed and push you under it.

Please seek deliverance for her if you still love her. The two of you are already mixed together spiritually via sex. Both of you actually need deliverance.

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Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Mengolala: 3:48am On Mar 16, 2016

This has happened to someone really close to me.. The first to do is stop having sex with her n stop eating her food.. Get a new phone with another number and hide it she has cast a spell on it.. Any gift or present she has given u throw them away. Put ur wedding ring in a bottle close itn hide it. Do not!! Sleep on the same bed again. Look for a good Catholic Church and ask for a reverend father thats into exorcism n witchcraft the have special ones that study that. Should would always have a hold on u if u keep certain things she has cast a spell upon. Do all this things and she wud start to feel uncomfortable. Either she confesses or runs away. Then also stay away from her mum or sisters till ur sure it's normally passed down from mother to daughter. Check her family history. Witchcraft is real and we all have to be very careful they will destroy ur life it's no joke

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Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Mengolala: 3:51am On Mar 16, 2016

ST305:
This is not a Joke. I married my woman about 6 months ago. We dated for about 4 months and I married her. She insisted that I marry her otherwise she moves away. And she was my perfect type of woman so I had no choice.

After our wedding she refused to make love on our wedding night. She said she wasn't in the mood for that. I let her be. For 1 month we did not do anything not like I married her for sex but it's unusual I confronted her and she agreed. We started making love normally.

About 2 months later I started having weird nightmares, seeing all sorts in my sleep sometimes I wake up and find myself under the bed. I asked her regarding me under the bed she said I usually roll and fall then roll under the bed. It's sounds funny but it's not a funny experience. For 2 weeks straight it happened consecutively. Then i changed my sleeping position to the wall so I cannot roll off. I still find myself under my bed. This usually happens when we make love. If we don't it doesn't.

She goes to church with me, prays with me and acts normal but sometimes she is not normal at all. It was Last month, I noticed that she Does not use the mirror and yet her make up is perfect, she does not bath with the shower water and she comes out wet. Excuse me, your wife enters the bathroom you do not hear the sound of running water at all and she comes out wet. How is this possible? I'm running mad. She Does not sit in front of a mirror because there is no mirror in our room and she comes out with a beautiful face.

When she sleeps at night, it takes hours for her to wake up. She might sleep 8pm and wake 11am. When she wakes she looks so stressed and tired (someone who is just waking up).

Last 2 weeks, I was to attend a party my friends organized for me to celebrate us. She told me not to go to the party that she won't go. I went alone with the hope of lying to my friends that she called in sick. Because it doesn't make sense. I got to the party it went well but coming back home I was involved in a motor accident though I survived unhurt it was this morning I started to read meanings into all this. Infact on Sunday, she told our house assistant to fetch some box of matches from the nearby shop. The house assistant was yet to come and I saw my wife cooking rice.

I asked her if she has found some matches, she said no. I don't know what came over me I was dumbfounded. How in the world did she light the gas? Without a match. I did not ask her because I am afraid to ask her. It's as if she can read my thoughts. I was planning on a silent divorce with one lawyer I did not tell her yet. She came to me and said i want to divorce her..hw did she know?

Please if I start counting all this tin it will take a whole day. Please I don't know the section to post maybe religion i don't know.

Please is my wife a witch?

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Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by blazer234: 3:53am On Mar 16, 2016

texanomaly:
You are the one who wakes up under the bed and have no idea how you got there. How do we know you are not the witch?

I Dont think he would come here if he is the witch.

Your feet look sweet though. Do you care for a massage, I mean from the sole of ur feet to them feet and then to them legs and so on? grin

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by hrhobi1(m): 4:29am On Mar 16, 2016

falconey:
You will hire a witch hunter.

On a serious note WTF, SHE LOVES YOU SINCE YOU AINT DEAD YET.

Meet pastors o, how is your financial status?

Bro, are you serious about all what you said or plz tell me if it's a joke?

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Momcherry(f): 5:32am On Mar 16, 2016

Prayer is the key.

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Sunkyphil(m): 6:01am On Mar 16, 2016

go for deliverance I hope she doesn't no dat u can here for advice

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by falconey(m): 8:03am On Mar 16, 2016

hrhobi1:
Bro, are you serious about all what you said or plz tell me if it's a joke?

Its a joke

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Nobody: 8:55am On Mar 16, 2016

this is what u get for marrying a sexy figure 8 babe. I once had a babe like that o, na God save me. the last of that type of babe I had was very evil to the extent that anytime I think of her before sleeping, I always fight with snakes in my dream, and my house was always filled with scorpions, and I hear her calling my name when I'm asleep, only to wake up and see nobody. men wey don flex babe go don get this kind experience, thts y its best to seek God first before getting married o, cos many babes u see walking on the street na better witches Dem be o. All of u guys patronizing Badoo and 2go babes, be very careful for Dem plenty there

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Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Strahovski1(m): 9:08am On Mar 16, 2016

blazer234:
In other words, he should submit his life to the control of Satan. Do you think Satan gives anything free? Not at all. Satan takes 100 when he gives you 10.

It is either you are unreasonable or you are deficient in knowledge.

Oh shut up.

There is a difference between Witchcraft and Voodoo. Witchcraft deals with harnessing the powers of nature from herbs and natural terrestial powers. Voodoo is demonic. That entails worshiping of a demon/god to get powers and horrible sacrifices.

Go and make your research. Then come back to tell me who is deficient in knowledge. Many of you cannot differentiate between African Voodoo and Witchcraft.

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Strahovski1(m): 9:09am On Mar 16, 2016

PaulKillerman:
what book is yours as sire?

on a lighter note, do you know how to sing all those Indian love songs to your GF's. , I learnt that's all you need to woo a woman over there...... what book is yours as sire?

on a lighter note, do you know how to sing all those Indian love songs to your GF's. , I learnt that's all you need to woo a woman over there......

I don't have gfs because I'm married.

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Pdizzle(m): 10:30am On Mar 16, 2016

Get to a Catholic bishop, he will hand you over to a Priest who is into exorcism. She'll be taken care of.

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by tgmservice: 10:41am On Mar 16, 2016

ST305:
This is not a Joke. I married my woman about 6 months ago. We dated for about 4 months and I married her. She insisted that I marry her otherwise she moves away. And she was my perfect type of woman so I had no choice.

After our wedding she refused to make love on our wedding night. She said she wasn't in the mood for that. I let her be. For 1 month we did not do anything not like I married her for sex but it's unusual I confronted her and she agreed. We started making love normally.

About 2 months later I started having weird nightmares, seeing all sorts in my sleep sometimes I wake up and find myself under the bed. I asked her regarding me under the bed she said I usually roll and fall then roll under the bed. It's sounds funny but it's not a funny experience. For 2 weeks straight it happened consecutively. Then i changed my sleeping position to the wall so I cannot roll off. I still find myself under my bed. This usually happens when we make love. If we don't it doesn't.

She goes to church with me, prays with me and acts normal but sometimes she is not normal at all. It was Last month, I noticed that she Does not use the mirror and yet her make up is perfect, she does not bath with the shower water and she comes out wet. Excuse me, your wife enters the bathroom you do not hear the sound of running water at all and she comes out wet. How is this possible? I'm running mad. She Does not sit in front of a mirror because there is no mirror in our room and she comes out with a beautiful face.

When she sleeps at night, it takes hours for her to wake up. She might sleep 8pm and wake 11am. When she wakes she looks so stressed and tired (someone who is just waking up).

Last 2 weeks, I was to attend a party my friends organized for me to celebrate us. She told me not to go to the party that she won't go. I went alone with the hope of lying to my friends that she called in sick. Because it doesn't make sense. I got to the party it went well but coming back home I was involved in a motor accident though I survived unhurt it was this morning I started to read meanings into all this. Infact on Sunday, she told our house assistant to fetch some box of matches from the nearby shop. The house assistant was yet to come and I saw my wife cooking rice.

I asked her if she has found some matches, she said no. I don't know what came over me I was dumbfounded. How in the world did she light the gas? Without a match. I did not ask her because I am afraid to ask her. It's as if she can read my thoughts. I was planning on a silent divorce with one lawyer I did not tell her yet. She came to me and said i want to divorce her..hw did she know?

Please if I start counting all this tin it will take a whole day. Please I don't know the section to post maybe religion i don't know.

Please is my wife a witch?

I can help u am a professional exorcist contact me emmanueltegah5@gmail.com Do it now u may be in grave danger

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by NOIBMUUL(m): 11:04am On Mar 16, 2016

ST305:
This is not a Joke. I married my woman about 6 months ago. We dated for about 4 months and I married her. She insisted that I marry her otherwise she moves away. And she was my perfect type of woman so I had no choice.

After our wedding she refused to make love on our wedding night. She said she wasn't in the mood for that. I let her be. For 1 month we did not do anything not like I married her for sex but it's unusual I confronted her and she agreed. We started making love normally.

About 2 months later I started having weird nightmares, seeing all sorts in my sleep sometimes I wake up and find myself under the bed. I asked her regarding me under the bed she said I usually roll and fall then roll under the bed. It's sounds funny but it's not a funny experience. For 2 weeks straight it happened consecutively. Then i changed my sleeping position to the wall so I cannot roll off. I still find myself under my bed. This usually happens when we make love. If we don't it doesn't.

She goes to church with me, prays with me and acts normal but sometimes she is not normal at all. It was Last month, I noticed that she Does not use the mirror and yet her make up is perfect, she does not bath with the shower water and she comes out wet. Excuse me, your wife enters the bathroom you do not hear the sound of running water at all and she comes out wet. How is this possible? I'm running mad. She Does not sit in front of a mirror because there is no mirror in our room and she comes out with a beautiful face.

When she sleeps at night, it takes hours for her to wake up. She might sleep 8pm and wake 11am. When she wakes she looks so stressed and tired (someone who is just waking up).

Last 2 weeks, I was to attend a party my friends organized for me to celebrate us. She told me not to go to the party that she won't go. I went alone with the hope of lying to my friends that she called in sick. Because it doesn't make sense. I got to the party it went well but coming back home I was involved in a motor accident though I survived unhurt it was this morning I started to read meanings into all this. Infact on Sunday, she told our house assistant to fetch some box of matches from the nearby shop. The house assistant was yet to come and I saw my wife cooking rice.

I asked her if she has found some matches, she said no. I don't know what came over me I was dumbfounded. How in the world did she light the gas? Without a match. I did not ask her because I am afraid to ask her. It's as if she can read my thoughts. I was planning on a silent divorce with one lawyer I did not tell her yet. She came to me and said i want to divorce her..hw did she know?

Please if I start counting all this tin it will take a whole day. Please I don't know the section to post maybe religion i don't know.

Please is my wife a witch?

Just show her love and pray.

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by RipVanWink: 12:15pm On Mar 16, 2016

https://www.nairaland.com/2414762/spiritual-warfare-deliverance-casting-out/111

some help may b found here. that sh,it u described aint normal

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Dramadiddy(m): 1:33pm On Mar 16, 2016

Thats not normal at all!!!! Please next time, court your lady for at least 1/2yrs, this is a lifetime thing. You just have to be really smart now not to let her suspect the moves you're making. God be with you. It is well

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by ST305(op): 1:54pm On Mar 16, 2016

PaulKillerman:
I have seen this movie before... Mr IBU and the witch..... try next time bro.... most persons have seen the movie as well ..

Alright.

At least comment on the movie. What did Mr ibu do?

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by Nobody: 1:59pm On Mar 16, 2016

All i can do @ this point is to grin

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Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by ST305(op): 2:03pm On Mar 16, 2016

I really appreciate all the help from this forum.

I invited her to another powerful church program this evening since one nairalander said my church is not strong enough.

She agreed to go with me and also agreed to see the pastor with me. She acts like there is nothing.

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by texanomaly(f): 2:42pm On Mar 16, 2016

blazer234:
I Dont think he would come here if he is the witch.

Your feet look sweet though. Do you care for a massage, I mean from the sole of ur feet to them feet and then to them legs and so on?

I was being facetious. I don't believe either of them is a witch.

Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by blazer234: 10:47pm On Mar 16, 2016

texanomaly:
I was being facetious. I don't believe either of them is a witch.

Ok. What about the foot message I mentioned earlier? wink

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