Saw This On FB Please What Is This Graduate Trying To Explain ?

Actually saw this on facebook and am like could this be an end time graduate lol

As far as u get wat he meant. Its ok. We are not oyinbos. So we are all learners.

although his english is not the best but Read S-L-O-W-L-Y you will understand

English has been butchered.

End time graduate.

omoyemirally:
As far as u get wat he meant. Its ok. We are not oyinbos. So we are all learners.

That is a very poor mentality to have. He's a university graduate for Heaven's sake!

U just have to read it slowly... Am still confused after reading it word after word

i dont think he is a graduate.

for heavens sake what is going on.

thesicilian:

That is a very poor mentality to have. He's a university graduate for Heaven's sake!

and so what? Do u knw d kind of background he had? Even if d university is sopoz to be a learning ground, do u tend to av learnt everything? So, forget it,no one is perfect. Do u knw what education is? Education is what u learn from womb to tomb. So,as far as u exist,u will continue learning. D fact dat he cnt construct simple and correct sentence does not make him an unqualified graduate.

omoyemirally:
and so what? Do u knw d kind of background he had? Even if d university is sopoz to be a learning ground, do u tend to av learnt everything? So, forget it,no one is perfect. Do u knw what education is? Education is what u learn from womb to tomb. So,as far as u exist,u will continue learning. D fact dat he cnt construct simple and correct sentence does not make him an unqualified graduate.

The fact that Buhari can't govern Nigeria doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that a soldier can't shoot a gun doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that a policeman can't catch a thief doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that your pastor can't quote any bible verse doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that an electrical engineering graduate can't fix a light bulb doesn't make him unqualified?

Basics bro, basics...very important!

oluwafreshkid:


The fact that Buhari can't govern Nigeria doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that a soldier can't shoot a gun doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that a policeman can't catch a thief doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that your pastor can't quote any bible verse doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that an electrical engineering graduate can't fix a light bulb doesn't make him unqualified?

Basics bro, basics...very important!

Don't mind her. Says a lot about her own education.

dis on na murderer.

plain and simple

abeg nah university or poly... Kai the guy disappoint me sha


oyah check my signature

oluwafreshkid:


The fact that Buhari can't govern Nigeria doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that a soldier can't shoot a gun doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that a policeman can't catch a thief doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that your pastor can't quote any bible verse doesn't make him unqualified?

The fact that an electrical engineering graduate can't fix a light bulb doesn't make him unqualified?

Basics bro, basics...very important!

during my university days,there was dis lagos boy dat speaks english fluently. Wenever a lecturer asks question,he wud be d first person to stand up and be blowing yeye grammar.dat was wen we were in 100L. So fast forward to first semester 200L. Lecturer wud ask question but dis guy will not answer. So everyone became so inquisitive. Den we asked a very close friend of his why d guy had stopped talking in class. Den d friend told us d guy's carry over has no limit. Den dia is dis dimeji guy who wud never talk in class cos he cudnt speak fluent english. Wenever we av presentations,it was alwz a tug of war for him. Do u knw Dimeji graduated with a very strong 2.1? And d grammarian Ife graduated with 3rd class. D fact dat one cannot speak fluent english does not make unqualified. Go speak to Doctors,most of dem cannot speak fluent english

omoyemirally:
As far as u get wat he meant. Its ok. We are not oyinbos. So we are all learners.

Seriously? You honestly think it's ok for a graduate to write like this? Wow!

And this Bros might be one of the few "CBN TARGETS"

Naija I hail thee......

kallmemrB:
although his english is not the best but Read S-L-O-W-L-Y you will understand

Nah wah for u o!

omoyemirally:
during my university days,there was dis lagos boy dat speaks english fluently. Wenever a lecturer asks question,he wud be d first person to stand up and be blowing yeye grammar.dat was wen we were in 100L. So fast forward to first semester 200L. Lecturer wud ask question but dis guy will not answer. So everyone became so inquisitive. Den we asked a very close friend of his why d guy had stopped talking in class. Den d friend told us d guy's carry over has no limit. Den dia is dis dimeji guy who wud never talk in class cos he cudnt speak fluent english. Wenever we av presentations,it was alwz a tug of war for him. Do u knw Dimeji graduated with a very strong 2.1? And d grammarian Ife graduated with 3rd class. D fact dat one cannot speak fluent english does not make unqualified. Go speak to Doctors,most of dem cannot speak fluent english

And when the 3rd class grammarian and the "strong 2:1" (whatever that means sef) are presented a chance to both market themselves, the grammarian wins! Why? Cos he has been able to brand himself...presentation is key.
Good content without the right presentation won't get any attention (mehn, see my wordplay oo).

You knw moet of soundcity? Ehiz of MTVbase? Who cares about their strong 2:1? They're branded.

theshaderoom:


Seriously? You honestly think it's ok for a graduate to write like this? Wow!

I never said he's right and I never said its ok,but check urself before u castigate.

omoyemirally:
As far as u get wat he meant. Its ok. We are not oyinbos. So we are all learners.

Pls what's he trying to say

omoyemirally:
during my university days,there was dis lagos boy dat speaks english fluently. Wenever a lecturer asks question,he wud be d first person to stand up and be blowing yeye grammar.dat was wen we were in 100L. So fast forward to first semester 200L. Lecturer wud ask question but dis guy will not answer. So everyone became so inquisitive. Den we asked a very close friend of his why d guy had stopped talking in class. Den d friend told us d guy's carry over has no limit. Den dia is dis dimeji guy who wud never talk in class cos he cudnt speak fluent english. Wenever we av presentations,it was alwz a tug of war for him. Do u knw Dimeji graduated with a very strong 2.1? And d grammarian Ife graduated with 3rd class. D fact dat one cannot speak fluent english does not make unqualified. Go speak to Doctors,most of dem cannot speak fluent english

madam? What are you trying to justify? That a graduate spent 4 years in the University and can't construct simple sentences? Please look for something else to defend. Why go to the university if you want to justify mediocrity.

Mabel12:
Actually saw this on facebook and am I am like could this be an end time graduate lol

I saw this on Facebook and I am is still not correct but let's leave it that way for now.

Tallesty1:
I saw this on Facebook and I am is still not correct but let's leave it that way for now.

I didn't study english in sch though very little errors are quite expected unlike this for heavens sakes there is absolutely no single correct sentence: Note spoken english is different from written english but at least there should be a balancing

I served in Bayelsa, interacted with many students including the undergraduates of NDU and can authoritatively tell you that the guy in question tried .

Moreover, people like these can be found in every tertiary institution in Nigeria. It's not the University that will "shape" you in terms of grammar and the use of English, it's the Basic Junior education. It is advised to enroll your kids (if you can afford it) into good ( private) schools that would form and shapen them before they get to the Tertiary level and not all those schools where Yoruba or Igbo is used to teach English.

R. I. P.

All join

The message is understood, my brother.

OUN PA OYINBO LEKUN.

See mouths like "He is a graduate for heaven sake" yet u done attend 20 job interviews still without a Job, abeg you no be graduate

End Time judges...

This your story will discourage bill gates from making more money...

plsssss... STOP The Hate

a spade is not a shovel

omoyemirally:
during my university days,there was dis lagos boy dat speaks english fluently. Wenever a lecturer asks question,he wud be d first person to stand up and be blowing yeye grammar.dat was wen we were in 100L. So fast forward to first semester 200L. Lecturer wud ask question but dis guy will not answer. So everyone became so inquisitive. Den we asked a very close friend of his why d guy had stopped talking in class. Den d friend told us d guy's carry over has no limit. Den dia is dis dimeji guy who wud never talk in class cos he cudnt speak fluent english. Wenever we av presentations,it was alwz a tug of war for him. Do u knw Dimeji graduated with a very strong 2.1? And d grammarian Ife graduated with 3rd class. D fact dat one cannot speak fluent english does not make unqualified. Go speak to Doctors,most of dem cannot speak fluent english

hmmmmm...

pidgin remains d best....I got his message, dat is all dat matters for now.

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