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Bro,, the story's a copied JOKE,, its not true,, not even an iota of truth is contained in it

Is english language our native mother tongue language? Is it not borrowed due to colonization. Let the girl be jor. .English language is overrated, Majority of the time, I speak and write in my Igbo language during daily conservation.
Its time to ditch this English of a thing and return to our various native languages.
Ndewo nu

@op where were u wen we are experiencing change in dis country

GAZZUZZ:
nice one. Reminds me of BASKETMOUUTH AND BOVI "what what I do? is it going my way"

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but come Gazzuzz you no de sleep?

Mrs tarty tausan

Fiction. Op, Fiction. Fiction. Op, Fiction. Fiction. Op, Fiction. This is not a true story.

There is noway you can snatch your pen from her. That is just to tell you that your story is fiction.

bamirotola:
May God deliver us from Nigerian ladies , big Girls small sense..
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written:
'tarty tausan'!

Olodumare oooo!!!!!!

I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand.
Fine face, no brains, nothing turns me on than a beauty with Brain

#OlodoOshi

Educational discrimination...

Guy your stealing no be here,pls tell us that u met dis lady for real or that u stole dis frm facebook.dis post has been in a joke section for 3days and u come here to show your factory fitted stupidity na wa 4u o.

bamirotola:
May God deliver us from Nigerian ladies , big Girls small sense..
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written:
'tarty tausan'!

Olodumare oooo!!!!!!

I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand.
Fine face, no brains, nothing turns me on than a beauty with Brain

#OlodoOshi

OP n wah for u. I didnt want to write a comment but aam forced to do so. That she had momentarily blacked out does not mean she is an oludo. Every human being suffers black out, I myself writing this am suffering from writers block (its a black out common among writers).
I can tell u categorically that I had once in a time of my life forgotten how to spell "of". Anyone I asked would look at me as if I were mad. Till I asked the lady who became my wife and she smiled, shook her head in pity and told me. OP, who knows but u have just lost that one thing that mau have made you happy. Dont be to quick to judge.

The lady must be yooloba as na dem dey fit write as dem dey pronounce. Lol tarty tausan

i hv seen a lot of them, but u didn't help matter at all, atleast u would hv helped her in correcting the words na, no bigie after all english is a borrowed language

Really... who would believe dis??

I read this as a funny story yesterday on whatsapp...your experience...lol

Hmmmmmm

This story is quite funny tho... But the writer/story teller can lie for Africa #Chai!

I cant fit laugh

You would have try to cover the op rather than exposing him. U go wicked well well ooo

Dinakas:
I read this as a funny story yesterday on whatsapp...your experience...lol

Mtcheeeeew...na spelling you wan nack...impotency is worrying you

xreal:
Education has got nothing to do with wealth.

Academics na just packaging. The said lady could be controlling millions.
Me, I don learn for this life so far.

Having both is very sweet.

Op u sabi lie,how she go spell am finish come still dey ask u make u help am spell am... People like dat plenty sha....but for naija money na d koko....i don c person like dat wey place graduate on salary,na d graduate dey do all d writings needed.....

Well my guy nxt time politely help , just like someone said education na packaging. I consult for a client that controls billions yet cannot read but writes only 1 2 3 4. She could employ you tomorrow.

The power of abbreviation . . . Modern world . . . Beauty without brains is a no no for me . . . She finally brought back Tarzan . . .

KashyBaby:
Hahahahahaha...tarty tausan is ain't bad, she juz spelled it according to how she pronounced it boo...



If I we're u I will juz smile at her ( don't laugh out loud) & tell.her she wrote it right

U take style bad small

Cutehector:
Lord knws i"d sleep with her Dat night

Bro, you bad like that, secondly,, mehn... Your siggy is badder chapter 4 vs 1 is about to happen is the world population not said to be 7females to 1male, chai i perry them Thank God am a male

Not suprising at all. Many are like that. Spoken english is never a problem, but, dont mistake to give them a pen to write.

shumuel:
Bro, you bad like that, secondly,, mehn... Your siggy is badder chapter 4 vs 1 is about to happen is the world population not said to be 7females to 1male, chai i perry them Thank God am a male

let's fold our hands and enjoy the parry. I can't wait for twenty ladies to toast me all at d same time. Gosh

I'd feel like a princess

bamirotola:
May God deliver us from Nigerian ladies , big Girls small sense..
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written:
'tarty tausan'!

Olodumare oooo!!!!!!

I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand.
Fine face, no brains, nothing turns me on than a beauty with Brain

#OlodoOshi

Its really common and sad.
Same way one of these girls came withe the mum to my office and she was asked simply to write a letter applying for ATM.
Na so this sweet looking diaspora student in UK dey mumu.she was smiling around not knowing where to start pen and paper staring at her untill the mum saw what was on and rescued her.
The mum wrote the entire letter and submitted.
All these indomie-brain-made-in-heaven-angels?
Fear them!

prettythicksme

I laughed at first, but I think you should've helped her.
please, who knows the current price of feul at filling stations? I really need an answer.

what a story..hilarious!

xreal:
Education has got nothing to do with wealth.

Academics na just packaging. The said lady could be controlling millions.
Me, I don learn for this life so far.

It's easy to see how you're missing the point and you represent many millions of Nigerians. We're not saying she should have a degree. What we're saying is the wrongest, undesrerved people are the ones having access to opportunity because the system is in such sick health. Tell me what kind of values that kind of girl will have? In Nigeria, we access knowledge in the English language. If you're not conversant with the language, it's easy to see you haven't accessed much knowledge in your life and you'll be a burden on society's progress. I hate the craze for university degrees, but I know without knowledge, no society will develop

What does kitten how to do with English? After all, she ll be speaking in tongues when u r shining the Congo.
Op, u r a learner.