May God deliver us from Nigerian ladies , big Girls small sense..
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written:
'tarty tausan'!

Olodumare oooo!!!!!!

I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand.
Fine face, no brains, nothing turns me on than a beauty with Brain

#OlodoOshi

Hahahahahaha...tarty tausan is ain't bad, she juz spelled it according to how she pronounced it boo...



If I we're u I will juz smile at her ( don't laugh out loud) & tell.her she wrote it right

nice one. Reminds me of BASKETMOUUTH AND BOVI "what what I do? is it going my way"

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Education has got nothing to do with wealth.

Academics na just packaging. The said lady could be controlling millions.
Me, I don learn for this life so far.

I don laugh tire. Like Kashybaby said you shudda just smiled and told her she was right...let her go face the cashier!

hahahahahaha no be small thing o,but op you re a liar,u do not snatch any biro from her,of cus u were even happy that she spoke to u,i ws dere,i saw u smilin like a damage pvssy

xreal:
Education has got nothing to do with wealth.

Academics na just packaging. The said lady could be controlling millions.
Me, I don learn for this life so far.

Yes I agree with you, but it can't be this terrible.. for you to know the right cloth combination nd makeup formular, simple arithmetic shouldn't be a problem

KashyBaby:
Hahahahahaha...tarty tausan is ain't bad, she juz spelled it according to how she pronounced it boo...



If I we're u I will juz smile at her ( don't laugh out loud) & tell.her she wrote it right

Hehehehe... dt'l b gross wickedness... can't just imagine d look that will be on the cashiers face.. he'l be like 'r u for real!"

Ayoemrys:
hahahahahaha no be small thing o,but op you re a liar,u do not snatch any biro from her,of cus u were even happy that she spoke to u,i ws dere,i saw u smilin like a damage pvssy

Lol.. you winsh must be firstclass for you to b there with me... r u from edo? #tearrace

Sure my snake hunter @lalasticala will be out there in the jungle looking for snake to put for fp,

next time you should not be arrogant you could have helped her because helping her dont take sh!t from you, i dont know how you g ed up but she could have be of help to you in one way or the other.

Ayoemrys:
hahahahahaha no be small thing o,but op you re a liar,u do not snatch any biro from her,of cus u were even happy that she spoke to u,i ws dere,i saw u smilin like a damage pvssy

Hahahahahahaah! I can't imagine how damaged pvssy looks like! now I'm so intrigued to see how's the op smile

Imagine tarti, imagine tausan, imagine damage p***y don't force me to say end time thread.

bamirotola:


Yes I agree with you, but it can't be this terrible.. for you to know the right cloth combination nd makeup formular, simple arithmetic shouldn't be a problem

No sometimes yu forget spelling,or the arrangement of a particular word,probably when yu got alot in mind.

You don't have to judge her. It is possible you might have ended like her if you grew up in her circumstances

R0ckefeller:
next time you should not be arrogant you could have helped her because helping her dont take sh!t from you, i dont know how you g ed up but she could have be of help to you in one way or the other.

You failed for taking it serious.

Ruq:


You failed for taking it serious.

the fu*k u mean by me takin it serious.

the term "beauty and brain" is more of an oxymoron dis days

KashyBaby:





Hahahahahahaah! I can't imagine how damaged pvssy looks like! now I'm so intrigued to see how's the op smile

hahahahahaha you even funny more more dan bovi

bamirotola:



Lol.. you winsh must be firstclass for you to b there with me... r u from edo? #tearrace

i am ur fucking shadow,i follow u wereva u go

And u thought u did d right tin by not helping her..smh..nobody knows it all/know wat tomorrow holds.


I smell lies tho, buh contunu

Lord knws i"d sleep with her Dat night

And asif if you had humbly helped her out it woulda stopped you from becoming whatever you are aspiring in life....i 've done that before, no biggie.

English is just a language like many others...its onli here in Nigeria pipl look for grammatical errors...u knowing English well doesn't mean u will b more successful than pipl like her who dey gbagaun errtime

Hilarious Buh op u dull ursef ooh.

Lol I am lucky I did not read this in public cus I have been laughing since I read it

Damn it! @op, your writeup was just like a typical passage from a bestseller Novel! You try.
But that ladies no try at all at all.
I sure say na her type dey speak English more than the queen of England but to write na wahala.

Hmm

Ayoemrys:
i am ur fucking shadow,i follow u wereva u go

So you voluntarily decided to be my bodyguard?? Ur reward is not on this earth

pbs4real:
Hilarious Buh op u dull ursef ooh.

Hehehe, if I dull, u r still my mentor na

Cutehector:
Lord knws i"d sleep with her Dat night

Chai!!

pretydiva:
And u thought u did d right tin by not helping her..smh..nobody knows it all/know wat tomorrow holds.


I smell lies tho, buh contunu

Guess u have a big nose.. d lord is ur muscle