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DaisyII:
Please where did you keep your brain?? I might help you search for it.

bamirotola:
Yes I agree with you, but it can't be this terrible.. for you to know the right cloth combination nd makeup formular, simple arithmetic shouldn't be a problem

xreal:
Education has got nothing to do with wealth.

Academics na just packaging. The said lady could be controlling millions.
Me, I don learn for this life so far.

Ayoemrys:
park well

DaisyII:
mtchew...gerrahia n gerruf my mentions.

Ayoemrys:
are you angry?

drnoel:
Na wah for this ur comment ooh.u think say to study abroad na beans? Though many of them no go survive for naija education system but them go be first to cast naija schools. What that little bread and butter gal was suffering from is common. It is called "they are watching me syndrome" a.k.a inferiority complex. I met many of them, have associated with many of them and schooled with many of them years back. If u meet that chick one on one for UK on her turf she go rubbish u, cast u down, treat you like dirt. No mind all those fake ajebuta.

Cutehector:
Lord knws i"d sleep with her Dat night

Henycymama:
slip with her say She might not be able to spell but she's not dumb to have agreed,such lady wil have a prestige they are protecting

Cutehector:
prestige ke.

Henycymama:
yes now

Cutehector:
there's noin like prestige in sex.. it's just two consenting adults dats all

Henycymama:
Lolzz, u try
can't argue with you at this point in time cos it's obvious we not gonna finish it... I don hear you!!!

bamirotola:
May God deliver us from Nigerian ladies , big Girls small sense..
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written:
'tarty tausan'!

Olodumare oooo!!!!!!

I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand.
Fine face, no brains, nothing turns me on than a beauty with Brain

#OlodoOshi

bamirotola:
Yes I agree with you, but it can't be this terrible.. for you to know the right cloth combination nd makeup formular, simple arithmetic shouldn't be a problem

KingRex1:
Controlling millions without basic sense aint good either

naijadeyhia:
The lady must be yooloba as na dem dey fit write as dem dey pronounce. Lol tarty tausan