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AyamConfidence:
Caro why na... I woulda loved to read yours oooo

wexyee:
each other

CaroLyner:
how tho?

Monalisa185:
that can't be pride na, that's a sure thing to do, doing the hunting yourself, I support your ministry 200%

Shegzy8:
n y r pipu always trying to say somtin....can't u just c n reason DAT wah I rote thr is pidgin n a lil bit bit of English just to make d story interesting...n some r typo

philcupid:
it all happened with my ex girlfriend, we were having a great relationship mostly great s,ex, one day I came visiting her the night after we had sex chatted, on entering I saw this really huge guy on her bed with just boxers and my girl on wrapper.
I shock, I first look myself look the guy but decided to fight for love anyway, I began interrogating the guy, the guy come keep face like "who be this small boy?", I no mind am come dey ask wetin him dey do for MY bed, na so my so called girlfriend come tell am "uche, please don't vex, sorry for not doing courtesy, philcupid here is my brother born out of wedlock to my mum, he stays in the village with grandma, that's y u didn't see him when you came for introduction"
I felt like my world dropped, I don date this babe for 11 months and dey plan to marry am, I just open door leave because I know if I talk anything, na cry I go use finish am.

philcupid:
it all happened with my ex girlfriend, we were having a great relationship mostly great s,ex, one day I came visiting her the night after we had sex chatted, on entering I saw this really huge guy on her bed with just boxers and my girl on wrapper.
I shock, I first look myself look the guy but decided to fight for love anyway, I began interrogating the guy, the guy come keep face like "who be this small boy?", I no mind am come dey ask wetin him dey do for MY bed, na so my so called girlfriend come tell am "uche, please don't vex, sorry for not doing courtesy, philcupid here is my brother born out of wedlock to my mum, he stays in the village with grandma, that's y u didn't see him when you came for introduction"
I felt like my world dropped, I don date this babe for 11 months and dey plan to marry am, I just open door leave because I know if I talk anything, na cry I go use finish am.

pinceprinz:
Aww! You're such a paddy . Nwa'nem, Would u mind if I call u paddy of life?

before nko? you be alobam na..my day 1 niccur

wexyee:
re u willing cus dats more important?

tosyne2much:
I know say na that kind thing u dey like

pwettiejay:
I'm here to read comments perhaps I'm not a guy

CaroLyner:
yea..

CaroLyner:
yea..

bobkezel:
well it would have been interesting had you added some humour and minus the dwarf hand. The dwarf hand is too much, it made ur write up boring.

Monalisa185:
lol...my dear, had a lil problem with my account, so I couldn't check my previous mentions...

been good, and you?

henrylowe:
Very hilarious experience you've got up there Tosyne. Let me also share mine since there's nothing to be ashamed about

I dated this lady for a few months but the only barrier to effective display of our love in Tokyo was the fact that her parents were unnecessarily being strict which prevented us from having the opportunity to see each other but did more of phone conversation. In fact, I dare not visit her and even when she managed to sneak of the house to visit me, she would be very conscious of time for the fear of being scolded if her parents ever found her missing in the house.

One day, on a Friday to be precise, she called me to come and sleep over at her place as her parents were going for a vigil. As a sharp guy now, I smiled to God for answering my prayer. I went to the bathroom, got dressed and also lied to my own parents that I was also going for a vigil, I was granted amnesty by money dad and I headed to her place around 11pm. The whole show started for couple of minutes after which we both slept off (I don't expect anybody to ask me what the show was )

When it was around 4am, there was a knock on the door that was when I knew he was in deep mess. Her parent came earlier than expected. Ordinarily, according to her, she assured me that her parents would not return back until past 5am, but this time I guess things went out of hand.

After few minutes of discombobation on where to hide, I decided to hide beneath the curtain of the toilet located in the axis of the sitting room so that I would quietly sneak out through the main door as soon as they enter into their room. As God will have His way, I successfully hid there, she went to the door, open it and greeted her them. I heard her father playfully told her she no dey use sleep play and all that. She was heading back to her room when calamity happened

Her mother went straight into their room as her father headed towards the toilet to pee before going in with his wife. Seee gbege !!! Before I could say Jack, her father opened the curtain of the toilet and caught me. I thought of running for my dear life but on a second thought the door was already locked with keys so no where to run to

He pointed a torch light on my face and the first question was "what are you doing in my house"? I became a deaf and dumb person at that instance. (Who fit answer dat kind question? ). The man started shouting at the top of his voice and started calling neighbours that he had caught a thief in his house. I began to plead saying "Sir, I came to take your daughter Mathematics lesson and I carelessly slept off". A 50kg slap was registered on my face and he began to beat me mercilessly. When it was dawn, the police came and bundled me to the station since my girlfriend who was in the best position to save him also denied ever knowing me because she knew her head would be ripped off if she made a confession

I was granted a bail later in the day when the she finally confessed that I wasn't a thief


Lalasticlala come and share yours too

AyamConfidence:
I've been physically okay but mentally totured by some sick fool who stole my phone...new phone wey i never enjoy...Anyways how is work...i presume you are balling this weekend...na you na...hehehehehe

tosyne2much:
Nearly every guy has at least once in his lifetime experienced a memorable awkward moment when he was brutally embarrassed for visiting a lady either by the lady's parents, her brothers, uncle or her boyfriend whom she never told you about.

*Let me share mine*

A few years ago, I was in a long distance relationship with a very pretty lady. After several months of regular chats, calls and SMSes; I planned on how to meet with my supposed girlfriend and of course, our wishes came to reality as I travelled down to meet with her.

She entertained me with pictures and we started discussing those nasty things we used to say on the phone and how we have both been fantasising about the day we will meet, make fun and perhaps, make love. We discussed at length and later ran out of gist after which I went to the bathroom to have my bath and she followed suite after I was done. (She lived in a self-contain apartment)

We further had a little gist, we became quiet and started looking at each other just like a puppy that has not been fed for days. That was when I knew it was time for the show to begin when someone knocked on the door. She headed towards the door and opened it and here came this young man of an average height, dark sinned and a bit mancho. He didn't greet me but as a perfect gentlemen, I greeted him but I noticed he didn't respond (whether you answer of not, na ur own wahala be that, I said to myself).

What I noticed was the sudden facial expression of contempt registered on his face and the first question he asked her was what I was doing in her room and I was like wtf !! "Shey dis one dey craze ni?, who be dis dog wey no get rope for neck?" Be like say this guy no know me, even Goodluck Ebele Jonathan no fit pursue me comot for here" .... I just throway face dey reply my BBM PINGs as I no kuku get business with am

When I got the greatest shock of my life was when she introduced me to him as an ex classmate way back in secondary school and that I only came to say hello to her and would be leaving soon.. The dude started shouting calling her all sort of names and demanded I leave the room before he's forced to do what would hurt me I couldn't just stand the humiliation and was forced to leave that night after which I passed the night in an uncompleted building.

She later called and start pleading that it was her uncle and that he had gone so I should return back. I got furious and heaped curses on her never to call me again..

I later deleted her number, blocked her on whatsapp and unfriend her on facebook.

I have never felt embarrassed like this in my life all because of punni

Guys, don't be shy, share that embarrassing moment of yours and spread the fun

wristbangle:
Two years ago, similar experience happened to me when I paid a courtesy visit to my girlfriend who complained that I am not the caring type (hmm honestly women are complicated beings, this is someone I had to miss a job offer just to satisfy her selfish attention; chai lalasticlala can bear me witness that I have suffered in the hands of Women, he should push this article to FP so that guys can learn from my story )

BACK TO THE STORY

So eventually I visited her but the greatest shock of my life was when my girlfriend told me to hide in the roof because she claimed that the male visitor knocking @ her door is a cultist.

I had no choice than to give in to her advice. Apart from the fact that the roof terribly stained my shirt, rats, cockroaches and mosquitoes were busy making jest of me by romancing my body anyhow . Now the real shocker was when I peeped through the roof to view what was going on between the cult guy and my girlfriend, my eyes went red when I saw the guy giving my ex girlfriend doggy style intimacy.

I couldn't hold the heartbreak, deceit and tears rolling from my eyes and when I shouted "Tola has killed me oo". I fell from the roof, hit my head against the floor and fainted immediately. I woke up in the hospital when the doctor told me that I have been unconscious for several days.


Hmmm women!

@ ireneony and falconey, weldone oo

bobkezel:
are u really a graduate with these rubbish u wrote here? Work on ur english man.

CAPSLOCKED:
MR. PROFESSOR, IT'S ACTUALLY..
"ARE" WITH CAPITAL "A" AT THE START OF A SENTENCE.

"YOU"
"YOUR"
"THIS RUBBISH"

REMOVE THE MATTRESS IN YOUR EYES BEFORE YOU TALK ABOUT THE SPECK OF DUST IN ANOTHER MAN'S EYE.