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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by phemmyranky: 10:33am On Apr 09, 2016
Please this story has not yet finish now, nairaland I swear I enjoy this story is making brain @ ife. Please continue your story.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by lordwyze(m): 10:34am On Apr 09, 2016
Bro I dey wait for the concluding part ohhh.... loving the story
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Damseldammie(f): 10:36am On Apr 09, 2016
I can't wait to read through the concluding part.... so so interesting
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by novozymes: 10:36am On Apr 09, 2016
Following
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by hfinest1(m): 10:44am On Apr 09, 2016
Olulinks:

I'm only following Oyin93 and Sugarhugs as they are gathering momentum to bash each other real good. But the sugar nonsense has no sense anyway. She dey poke nose for matter wey nor concern her becoz she get fake body and skin.
what now concern me there? why did u quote me?
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by playboy99(m): 10:49am On Apr 09, 2016
your story is on point but it must have been a real experience koz you pictured the yahoo boys living perfectly. pls continue

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by swaqq(m): 10:55am On Apr 09, 2016
FP CONGRAT
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by SQLmastar(m): 11:03am On Apr 09, 2016
playboy99:
your story is on point but it must have been a real experience koz you pictured the yahoo boys living perfectly. pls continue
explicitly well told.
Especially the part where he couldn't get home to bring his own laptop for ifa. The anxiety and nerve you get when you feel hammer is around the corner.

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by brixton: 11:07am On Apr 09, 2016
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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 11:08am On Apr 09, 2016
Part 25

12 a.m Day 1

I was awake around 5mins past 12, thanks to my
alarm. I was still putting on my shirt when I hear a
knock at the door. I opened up, i knew it was the
primate.

Me : Good morning ma

Primate : Morning, weren't you sleeping before at all.

Me : not really ma .

Primate : OK time for prayers.

Issh like I didn't know before, she led me into the
church, and for like 30 minutes she was sharing the
word from THE WORD, but my mind wasn't really
with her because am not used to being awake by such
a time. I came back to conciousness when I heard,
lets pray, sharply I bowed my head.

Primate : not here mister, come along.

I followed her, she took me to the back of the compound , I noticed we were approaching a river, In my mind I was like, this white garment churches and their attachment to rivers sha. We got there.

Primate : take off your shirt.

I rolled up my trousers, took off my shirt, I am very muscular ,because I don't joke with morning exercises, I noticed the primate's eyes widened when she saw my packs. I ignored and went to join her in the middle of the water.

She brought out two candles, and lighted them , she told me to hold them with my hands wide apart by my sides.

She then brought out a local sponge and a black soap in a white dish.

Me : ma , can I do the washing myself.

Primate : your turn would come, but at this point, it's necessary I do, just keep saying amen.

I bent down and she poured water on my head and started the washing with the sponge and black soap, she was praying along the line, and I kept saying amen.

After 10minutes of back to back washing. She handed me the soap and sponge, and took the still burning two candles from me.

Primate : you can have a complete bath now. When you are done , burn the sponge with this two candles that I would leave by the river bank and meet me inside the church with the ashes.

(She left)

I had a quick bath, did what I was told to do, and later joined her in the church, and gave the ashes to her.

Primates : ok you can go back to sleep now, that would be all for now.


+++++++++++++++++++++++


In the morning I woke up around nine , I guess my body automatically adjusted it self to make up for the hours I was denied of sleep.

I woke up feeling energetic, I did 25 push ups in my room , drank a pure, then retreated to my bed.
I was flipping through my pictures on my pc, when I heard a knock at the door.

Me : come in please.


Faith : brother ife, you want to sleep for the whole day, oga o, this would be the sixth time I would knock your door, thank God you are awake at last.

In my mind I was like, sho what's wrong with this bae, awake or not what's her own. i was yet to reply her, and she kept staring at me like person they just serve jollof rice for party.


Faith : won't you tell me to come in ?

Me : oh come in ( I paved way for her entry)

Faith : Good morning.

Me : morning.

She helped herself to sit on my bed.

Faith : I guess you just wake sef , your eyes are still swollen.

Me : not really, have been awake minutes before now, I was just flexing with my laptop.

Faith : hmmmn ok can I touch your laptop.

Me : you are free.

I noticed she was still staring at me, when I expected her to be facing the screen of the laptop.

Her stared made me realise I was putting on just boxers, mehn it was due to the heat o, I stylish put on a chase dear and my carrot jean. She must have been admiring me body all this while, I hope this bae won't get me into an issh.
I sat on the chair.

Faith : come and join me on the bed now, this your pictures are hillarious, you must be a play boy o, with different kind of girls am seeing here.

I ignored that remark. I wonder what kind off lady would be trespassing a guys room by this time of the day.

Me : sister faith where is the bathroom located please.

Faith : I would take you there when you are ready to take your bath.

Me : am ready now.

I took along my towel and she led the way. We got to the bathroom. and I closed the door in to have my bath, it wasn't up to 3minutes when I heard someone knocking th door of the bathroom.
I rolled on my towel and peeped.
Lo and behold it was sister faith again.

Faith : the primate said I should give you this soap to bath.

Geez it was another black soap. Why is their own soap always black gan sef.

Me : thank you ( I colllected it and closed it the door)

Finished up in the bathroom, and went back to my room, guess what?, I still met sister faith in my room watching movie on my system.

I was just with a towel rolled round my waist. She paused and film and she was staring right into my eye balls.

Faith : I guess I should excuse you , so you can dress.

Me : yeah

(She stood up and left)

Thank God she had manners a little.

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Eastcoast33(m): 11:17am On Apr 09, 2016
choi. Op... u dey draw our troath wit long throat oooo... plsssss drop more updates naa, d Day is still young and its weekend...

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by arbass(m): 11:17am On Apr 09, 2016
Hmmmm. Sister Faith
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by holar2ge(m): 11:19am On Apr 09, 2016
Bro, abeg continue with ya story....
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Cybertext(m): 11:21am On Apr 09, 2016
Nice write-up... make sister faith allow you fast in peace o.

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 11:26am On Apr 09, 2016
Eastcoast33:
choi. Op... u dey draw our troath wit long throat oooo... plsssss drop more updates naa, d Day is still young and its weekend...

Would try
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by oozo8080: 11:32am On Apr 09, 2016
grin

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by SQLmastar(m): 11:35am On Apr 09, 2016
Lol.
Funny enough, it's during the period you have serious fastings and prayers that kittykats pour around you like water angry

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by yinkeey26(m): 11:40am On Apr 09, 2016
Dope story, turned me to Oliver Twist already....asking for more! love your writing skills bro

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by donnumber1(m): 11:41am On Apr 09, 2016
nice write up op. I just hope sis faith won't be your down fall. I'm following. Nice write once again.

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 11:47am On Apr 09, 2016
phemmyranky:
Please this story has not yet finish now, nairaland I swear I enjoy this story is making brain @ ife. Please continue your story.

Tanks

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by cooleo(m): 11:48am On Apr 09, 2016
You must finish this story o iphekitan

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Majlaw(m): 11:52am On Apr 09, 2016
Op come and kwontinue what u finished....
Sorry, come and finished wat u kwontinue.
Chaiiii.. Any one abeg.

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 12:01pm On Apr 09, 2016
Majlaw:
Op come and kwontinue what u finished....
Sorry, come and finished wat u kwontinue.
Chaiiii.. Any one abeg.

I would drop one more update today. You can bookmark this page because the story is not what I can finish in a day
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Prince202020(m): 12:04pm On Apr 09, 2016
Good jab OP, keep it up, following with all amount of seriousness.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by esohjay: 12:08pm On Apr 09, 2016
Faith Faith smiley.... Later she will be like ..
I don use everything tell you ,
I don use head ,use neck talk

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Hurklan(m): 12:09pm On Apr 09, 2016
Bolieve:


Wetin e com be? Upgrade ahbi?
wait, let me ask ifa

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by chrisosi: 12:12pm On Apr 09, 2016
Make Money or die trying
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by douglasposh(m): 12:32pm On Apr 09, 2016
No be small thing oh
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by princedegreat(m): 12:36pm On Apr 09, 2016
na street dey pass now. crime pay more in this country a world were the Strongest survive in expense of the weak ones the kingdom of God suffers violence only the violent ones takes it by force . no one wants to know how u suffered or worked all the want to hear is that u made it

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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by chiboyo(m): 1:01pm On Apr 09, 2016
Cool story!
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Arisheloaded(m): 1:03pm On Apr 09, 2016
Next?
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Gaddafithe2nd(m): 1:06pm On Apr 09, 2016
Nice writeup. Have read up to part 12, I must read it finish even if it will take a month.

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