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Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Sam0(m): 2:51pm On Apr 25, 2016

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

shut up konji dey ur body before

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Saheed88(m): 2:53pm On Apr 25, 2016

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

Hmm you can lie... If you know it's true send me ur address let me come and experience the same thing... Hahahaha jonzin.

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Nobody: 2:56pm On Apr 25, 2016

OP is so sexually frustrated am actually embarrased for him and his obsession with females.

Even without indepth analysis of the topic I already know he is only writing what he concocted from his imagination. Imagine somebody just sitting down to fantasize about women and then compiling uncountable lists of what he fantasized about everytime.
Endlessly. Without shame.

This type of obsession is borne out of denial of real life female company.
So terrible.
Majority of Nairaland guys are losers that are constantly rejected in real life so they come online to bash females or obsess over them.

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Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by gbens2000(m): 2:57pm On Apr 25, 2016

Virginkpekus:
Hmmmm, I would surely react differently from all the listed.

pls am curiosity grin

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by ladygudhead(f): 2:58pm On Apr 25, 2016

slyIsaac:
Lol... You try sha... I just really hope your really good at head...

what can I say.

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by vonn(f): 3:02pm On Apr 25, 2016

Perv alert!!!
You went to a female hostel and dashed into a room without knocking like you own it...you actually got what you wanted, I believe. smh

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by gbens2000(m): 3:05pm On Apr 25, 2016

fellis:
OP is so sexually frustrated am actually embarrased for him and his obsession with females.

Even without indepth analysis of the topic I already know he is only writing what he concocted from his imagination. Imagine somebody just sitting down to fantasize about women and then compiling uncountable lists of what he fantasized about everytime.
Endlessly. Without shame.

This type of obsession is borne out of denial of real life female company.
So terrible.
Majority of Nairaland guys are losers that are constantly rejected in real life so they come online to bash females or obsess over them.

u are so funny.i suspect u take drugs

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Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Jacko1(m): 3:13pm On Apr 25, 2016

Lubbish list

Anythin to get 10
10 dis 10 dat

Some of ur 10 10 is getting stupid

Wat is 10 things ladies do wen they naked mtschew

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by mamawin(f): 3:16pm On Apr 25, 2016

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

are you for real?

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by SAEJO: 3:18pm On Apr 25, 2016

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

You bleep mrcork? satey he was crying? mrcork is a big fooool, infact I need to speak with him,

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Justicealh3(m): 3:21pm On Apr 25, 2016

I never witness it. tongue

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Habiodunz(m): 3:24pm On Apr 25, 2016

11: They come to Nairaland and start posting rubbish thread :
This is too common among girls, if a male sees them unclad the next thing they do is come to NL and the next you see is A male just saw me unclad what should i do

angry

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by EmekaBlue(m): 3:32pm On Apr 25, 2016

i saw a girl nekiid whn i entered her room....mehn...she just covered her boobs and left unda open...i quickly faced bck and ran out..till today we didnt talk abt it

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by SAEJO: 3:47pm On Apr 25, 2016

Tosyn this your write-up is very suspicious, but na who HOLY PASS? I once had a neighbor who like showing me her unclothedness, she'll tie only raper on her chest and enter my room then leave the raper to drop on the floor, Me wen be God's son? I'll just close ma eyes tight even when my mind is there, I was a BIGGGGG fooool, like she later said.

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Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by click2stan(m): 3:49pm On Apr 25, 2016

5. They make Ra.pe allegation against you

I have once experienced this sometime last year. When I bumped into her room and accidentally saw her dressing up, she quickly headed towards the door and locked it with keys after which she started calling neighbours to come to her rescue from rape

How did you manage the situation? Plz tell us so that we can learn a thing or two should in case we find ourslf in such mess.

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Sayelabola(m): 3:49pm On Apr 25, 2016

wristbangle:
The lady above me though. She stole my spot.

On a serious note my experience is actually contrary to what the OP wrote because few years ago in my "face me and slap you apartment", I mistakenly bumped into the bathroom to see my neighbour unclad body (a female). Omo! The babe get boobi sha!

I was expecting her to rant at me instead she even told me join her (in a desperate and seductive tone) but as a good boy, I insisted that I cant because I am fasting.

Since then she has been avoiding me. Could it be because I rejected her request or what?

I'm not sure you are a man enough.

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by zikter(m): 3:56pm On Apr 25, 2016

Op why u dey bump into their rooms now?

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by easymanofdpeopl(m): 3:58pm On Apr 25, 2016

I will prefer that No 6. It sweet die lol.

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Nobody: 4:05pm On Apr 25, 2016

Suigeneris93:
very funny

Countr thread loading

You have to know I'm voting lanicky for Miss Nairaland 2016, I hope you do same too

Vote lanicky for Miss Nairaland 2016 cos Nairaland deserves the best

how can a nairalander vote and what makes one eligible to vote?

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Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by kinglekan: 4:16pm On Apr 25, 2016

iAmCharis:
One hot evening few weeks back, I was walking past Ireneony's apartment and I decided to holla. I noticed her door wasn't locked so, I just went straight in without knocking (we normally enter each other's apartment without knocking). Just when I shouted her name, I saw ireneony totally naked on the floor with her legs spread apart to receive fresh air from the table fan she tilted towards her direction.
She saw me and hurriedly got up to run to her room but she hit her right leg against something and fell down. She was in pains and couldn't move. This time, lo and behold! The rest is history

Una don dey act mojo ontop this thread bah? Kontinue!

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Ada9103(f): 4:19pm On Apr 25, 2016

Lolzzzz.....I too de like this kind topic wink

......people can lie sha lipsrsealed

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by oshaosha2014(m): 4:25pm On Apr 25, 2016

The way some ladies dress like they are in their bedroom nowadays, I don't think they should be surprised when they are caught looking the usual.

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Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by EzeRedd(m): 4:34pm On Apr 25, 2016

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

For someone who is an advocate of truth, u dey lie die. Very funny though. grin

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Elbreezy(m): 4:55pm On Apr 25, 2016*

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Nobody: 5:00pm On Apr 25, 2016

alexistaiwo:
how can a nairalander vote and what makes one eligible to vote?

voting hasn't commenced yet so you'll be given instructions on how to go about it when the time comes. To be an eligible voter you must be a registered member of nairaland, dazall wink

BTW do u have a candidate yet?

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Mostprecious(f): 5:01pm On Apr 25, 2016

tosyne2much:
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Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/04/on-several-occasions-i-have.html

And y do u keep bumping into unclad girls/women?

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by CUM4WHAT(m): 5:02pm On Apr 25, 2016

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

ur dream is so whack

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Nobody: 5:02pm On Apr 25, 2016

Suigeneris93:
voting hasn't commenced yet so you'll be given instructions about how to go about it when the time comes. To be an eligible voter you must be a registered member of nairaland, dazall

BTW do u have a candidate yet?

nope. can u recommended one?

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Nobody: 5:05pm On Apr 25, 2016

Once you see threads like these , just know that's its this guy tosyne2much .
10 this , 10 that ... I wonder if you spend your whole day examining the ladies around you ...
Keep it up anyways , you never can tell what it might fetch you tomorrow . grin

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by ireneony(f): 5:05pm On Apr 25, 2016

CUM4WHAT:
ur dream is so whack

I never wrote I was dreaming undecided

Must you quote me...if it's so whack write your own lets see undecided

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Nobody: 5:07pm On Apr 25, 2016

alexistaiwo:
nope. can u recommended one?

lwkmd

Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by Nobody: 5:08pm On Apr 25, 2016

alexistaiwo:
nope. can u recommended one?

lol! Of course I can

Kindly check out lanicky www.nairaland.com/lanicky

She's all shades of class and is more deserving of the crown than anyone else wink

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