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Jayooluwa:
THEY JUST CONTINUE WHAT THEY ARE DOING:
wen yhu barge in on these ones, dey jst look at yhu, dey smile ask yhu to sit down while dey finish dressing up.






If these ever happens, den snakes av grown legs

fellis:
OP is so sexually frustrated am actually embarrased for him and his obsession with females.

Even without indepth analysis of the topic I already know he is only writing what he concocted from his imagination. Imagine somebody just sitting down to fantasize about women and then compiling uncountable lists of what he fantasized about everytime.
Endlessly. Without shame.

This type of obsession is borne out of denial of real life female company.
So terrible.
Majority of Nairaland guys are losers that are constantly rejected in real life so they come online to bash females or obsess over them.

kinglekan:
Una don dey act mojo ontop this thread bah? Kontinue!

fellis:
OP is so sexually frustrated am actually embarrased for him and his obsession with females.

Even without indepth analysis of the topic I already know he is only writing what he concocted from his imagination. Imagine somebody just sitting down to fantasize about women and then compiling uncountable lists of what he fantasized about everytime.
Endlessly. Without shame.

This type of obsession is borne out of denial of real life female company.
So terrible.
Majority of Nairaland guys are losers that are constantly rejected in real life so they come online to bash females or obsess over them.

EmekaBlue:
i saw a girl nekiid whn i entered her room....mehn...she just covered her boobs and left unda open...i quickly faced bck and ran out..till today we didnt talk abt it

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

wristbangle:
The lady above me though. She stole my spot.

On a serious note my experience is actually contrary to what the OP wrote because few years ago in my "face me and slap you apartment", I mistakenly bumped into the bathroom to see my neighbour unclad body (a female). Omo! The babe get boobi sha!

I was expecting her to rant at me instead she even told me join her (in a desperate and seductive tone) but as a good boy, I insisted that I cant because I am fasting.

Since then she has been avoiding me. Could it be because I rejected her request or what?

fellis:
OP is so sexually frustrated am actually embarrased for him and his obsession with females.

Even without indepth analysis of the topic I already know he is only writing what he concocted from his imagination. Imagine somebody just sitting down to fantasize about women and then compiling uncountable lists of what he fantasized about everytime.
Endlessly. Without shame.

This type of obsession is borne out of denial of real life female company.
So terrible.
Majority of Nairaland guys are losers that are constantly rejected in real life so they come online to bash females or obsess over them.

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

TinyIslamic92:
"Some of them will become PDP tyrants
immediately" Yu and pdp ehn, just let barcanistar or pa chukwudi catch u.

Tonyebarcanista na my padi so him no fit vex 4me

PweetyJbaby:
But bros,sey u self no get hand to knock ni?

No be say I no kuku get hand ooooo, na mistakenly sha

fleksy:
tosyne!

you are too much. can we put all you have seen in an upcoming movie with you directing?

I swear e dey make sense die bro

Sam0:
why is it that is when they are unclad that u do enter their room? u self watin u dey find? ur way no pure

No be my fault oooo.. My leg no dey stay one place oooo

WendyChi:
But wait o Oga Tosyne y u dey always enter babes room without knocking....

Like say you sef no like that kind thing

favouryemmy:
I don't know why some guys cannot just respect women's privacy. I mean why should you bump into a lady's room without knocking as if it's a guy's like yourself. Na wah for some people o. And it's seems op is a serial bumper. shaking my head

But it's perfectly normal for a lady to bump into a guy's room without knocking shey? Smh 4u

francotunsco:
The part that caught my attention is where the op wrote that they would switch of the light! For what?

So u no go fit dey look am for long

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

wristbangle:
The lady above me though. She stole my spot.

On a serious note my experience is actually contrary to what the OP wrote because few years ago in my "face me and slap you apartment", I mistakenly bumped into the bathroom to see my neighbour unclad body (a female). Omo! The babe get boobi sha!

I was expecting her to rant at me instead she even told me join her (in a desperate and seductive tone) but as a good boy, I insisted that I cant because I am fasting.

Since then she has been avoiding me. Could it be because I rejected her request or what?

tosyne2much:
But it's perfectly normal for a lady to bump into a guy's room without knocking shey? Smh 4u

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork