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Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by BrideOfDracula(f): 9:05pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
Don't do the hide and seek with me!!!

69 with you is stuffing my face in a 10 year pubic hair with thick roots of forestry.

I'll end up needing a new sense of smell reorientation and face mask.

I was making a general allusion in the first person so don't flatter yourself.

You wouldn't give me an erection even your pussy is en route CBN.

I fück in style.

I fück a 21century püssy

No a queen Victoria bushy one like yours.

As expected, childish retorts & fairytales. You're so predictable.

I wouldn't fùck you even if we were the last man & woman on earth. You're as bìtchy as a woman. So it'd be like being in a lesbian relationship with you.

Buh-bye.

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Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:


You know me more than I give you credit for!

Welcome to the era of narcissism!!!
*nah! Im just exchanging words with a big narcissist
°•I've had enough of him now though
....bye wink
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by Lezzlie(m): 9:10pm On Jun 07, 2016
ShaqFu:
Aye! Brother Lezz, and how can you tell them Egypt was the cradle of civilization.

How can you tell then Egypt discovered irrigation/agriculture.

Brother Lezz, how on earth can you tell them the first woman to master the art of Kuma Sutra was Cleopatra, who fucked_ the epilepsy out of Julius Caesar to the point he became as dumb as sweetorgasm.

How brother lezz, how?.
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy I can't, bro. Even if I employed all the oratory skills of a PA they won't believe me angry

And one was professing her desire for the phalus of white slobberer
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by Lezzlie(m): 9:12pm On Jun 07, 2016
ButteredBiscuit:
*nah! Im just exchanging words with a big narcissist
°•I've had enough of him now though
....bye wink
Alright, take that to bed, you'll feel better in the morning grin
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by KnightMare7(f): 9:13pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
Don't do the hide and seek with me!!!

69 with you is stuffing my face in a 10 year pubic hair with thick roots of forestry.

I'll end up needing a new sense of smell reorientation and face mask.


I was making a general allusion in the first person so don't flatter yourself.

You wouldn't give me an erection even your pussy is en route CBN.

I fück in style.

I fück a 21century püssy

No a queen Victoria bushy one like yours.
why evils? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by Lezzlie(m): 9:18pm On Jun 07, 2016
BrideOfDracula:


As expected, childish retorts & fairytales. You're so predictable.

I wouldn't fùck you even if we were the last man & woman on earth. You're as bìtchy as a woman. So it'd be like being in a lesbian relationship with you.

Buh-bye.
Sorry to hurt you thus, it wasn't intentional grin

Your püsay is so conversant with rapé and dry penetration, you must be thinking falling on a woman in the middle of routine activities is the norm.

69 must be so strange to you as sunlight is to Eskimos grin grin grin

Common this is Nigeria, we fück with conscious intentions not like south Africa where every fück is dagga-induced.

If you aren't looking for a spectacular fück on this platform then I haven't penned a thread here.

I'm your terminus to get your first orgasm, don't be like the Israelites, God hasn't got a 21st century Moses.

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Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by BrideOfDracula(f): 9:21pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
Sorry to hurt you thus, it wasn't intentional grin

Your püsay is so conversant with rapé and dry penetration, you must be thinking falling on a woman in the middle of routine activities is the norm.

69 must be so strange to you as sunlight is to Eskimos grin grin grin

Common this is Nigeria, we fück with conscious intentions not like south Africa where every fück is dagga-induced.

If you aren't looking a spectacular fück on this platform then I haven't penned a thread here.

I'm your terminus to get your first orgasm, don't be like the Israelites, God hasn't got a 21st Moses.


I repeat, you need more testosterone & less pùssy juice in your veins, then we can talk. Until then...Ciaooooooooo

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Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by bqlekan(m): 9:21pm On Jun 07, 2016
To me, it's no biggy, I mean, I still do it. But It's only when she asked to be helped.
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by Lezzlie(m): 9:24pm On Jun 07, 2016
BrideOfDracula:


I repeat, you need more testosterone & less pùssy juice in your veins, then we can talk. Until then...Ciaooooooooo
How many times you're going to tell me bye and yet tag along?

You need more correctional fück therapy!!!

I got enough testosterone to smell your moist dampened panties across this platform.

Let me separate your püssy lips wider than you've ever experienced and cure you of this need for banter.

Come get a little dose of Leslie and learn to live.

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Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by KnightMare7(f): 9:26pm On Jun 07, 2016
BrideOfDracula:


As expected, childish retorts & fairytales. You're so predictable.

[b]I wouldn't fùc[/b]k you even if we were the last man & woman on earth. You're as bìtchy as a woman. So it'd be like being in a lesbian relationship with you.

Buh-bye.
I think you should fucck him, nothing to be shy about.
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by Lezzlie(m): 9:27pm On Jun 07, 2016
KnightMare7:
why evils? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I didnt mean to hurt her. Just pointing her to her drabbish living.
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by ShaqFu: 9:29pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy I can't, bro. Even if I employed all the oratory skills of a PA they won't believe me angry

And one was professing her desire for the phalus of white slobberer
Only because she hasn't tasted the mamba of a black man's member.

You'll even ask her why some white women end up being duped by boys who are younger than their own brothers. LMAO.

Show them a dick, and Western Union Money Transfer. grin

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Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by BrideOfDracula(f): 9:31pm On Jun 07, 2016
KnightMare7:
I think you should fucck him, nothing to be shy about.

I'm not that desperate grin

You can have him though if you're into hermaphrodites with micro-joysticks & gaping, bleeding vàginas. Because that's what he reminds me of. He's more woman than man.
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jun 07, 2016
mimzy:


Correct grin
grin
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by ShaqFu: 9:35pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
How many times you're going to tell me bye and yet tag along?

You need more correctional fück therapy!!!

I got enough testosterone to smell your moist dampened panties across this platform.

Let me separate your püssy lips wider than you've ever experienced and cure you of this need for banter.

Come get a little dose of Leslie and learn to live.
Ah lezz. Lemme remind you, the day they legalize homosexuality, your butthole will become the most sought after.

LMAO.

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Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by Lezzlie(m): 9:37pm On Jun 07, 2016
ShaqFu:
Only because she hasn't tasted the mamba of a black man's member.

You'll even ask her why some white women end up being duped by boys who are younger than their own brothers. LMAO.

Show them a dick, and Western Union Money Transfer. grin
The white man's failings have become a trade and profession for the black man grin
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by ShaqFu: 9:41pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
The white man's failings have become a trade and profession for the black man grin
A sad truth my good man. No wonder they throw all their negativity at us. Tell me, what do you imagine will happen if they throw their positivity at us, New World Order? I fear that'll be the day the white man will annihilate everything that is black. grin
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by KnightMare7(f): 9:45pm On Jun 07, 2016
BrideOfDracula:


I'm not that desperate grin

You can have him though if you're into hermaphrodites with micro-joysticks & gaping, bleeding vàginas. Because that's what he reminds me of. He's more woman than man.
micro what? Common, he is a Nigerian. You can ask nicely, he may show you wink
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by Lezzlie(m): 9:47pm On Jun 07, 2016
BrideOfDracula:


I'm not that desperate grin

You can have him though if you're into hermaphrodites with micro-joysticks & gaping, bleeding vàginas. Because that's what he reminds me of. He's more woman than man.
Why use me as a backlash for your sexual frustrations?

We know you're suffering from lack of awareness of vagina stimulation after repeated fist insertions!!!


Cease that funds you waste on counseling to remedy your sense of conventional fück.

Just half penetration from me, and a biting kiss will wash your sadness away.

I have fück-cured more masochist-lesbians whose cases are more dire then yours.

Time to drop your dildos
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by MUVAH(m): 9:50pm On Jun 07, 2016
Yes. I'd do it regardless of what any primitive man thinks!
I personally think the ladies love it too considering the goo-goo eyes they give me each time I'm on street with the bae in one hand and her handbag on the other. grin
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by BrideOfDracula(f): 9:50pm On Jun 07, 2016
KnightMare7:
micro what? Common, he is a Nigerian. You can ask nicely, he may show you wink

No, thanks. I can ask other Nigerian guys though cheesy Aint no shame in this girl's game wink

*thinking of some names* tongue
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by Lezzlie(m): 9:53pm On Jun 07, 2016
ShaqFu:
A sad truth my good man. No wonder they throw all their negativity at us. Tell me, what do you imagine will happen if they throw their positivity at us, New World Order? I fear that'll be the day the white man will annihilate everything that is black. grin
Since the black man has dominated over 80% of physical sports, they wouldn't dare let us into the hidden craft of other positives secrets to life.

Sweden, the seat of feminism and lesbianism has been ripped open by black phalluses, that's the pointer to the white man that customs and traditions are susceptible to emotions grin

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Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by postmann: 9:53pm On Jun 07, 2016
ShaqFu:
Ah lezz. Lemme remind you, the day they legalize homosexuality, your butthole will become the most sought after.

LMAO.
grin grin grin
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by Lezzlie(m): 9:55pm On Jun 07, 2016
BrideOfDracula:


No, thanks. I can ask other Nigerian guys though cheesy Aint no shame in this girl's game wink

*thinking of some names* tongue
Say your wish, the gods do not make an announcement twice.

You're in the presence of Eros himself, babe.
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by BrideOfDracula(f): 9:56pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
Say your wish, the gods do not make an announcement twice.

You're in the presence of Eros himself, babe.

Bah-humbug! Get lost, Lezz!
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by Lezzlie(m): 9:58pm On Jun 07, 2016
@Brideofdracula , I have the skills to vibrate your püssy like the good old Nokia 3310.

Take the last bus to the land of involuntary abandonment.
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by ShaqFu: 10:00pm On Jun 07, 2016
postmann:
grin grin grin
Now that smile is creepy. Lol.
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by Lezzlie(m): 10:03pm On Jun 07, 2016
BrideOfDracula:


Bah-humbug! Get lost, Lezz!
Bride of Dracula, that guy's teeth is so long, he can't give you a püssy-lick without hurting your clits.

I could lick you smoothly, all tongue sensation.

Don't be a proud fool now.

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Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by Lezzlie(m): 10:10pm On Jun 07, 2016
ShaqFu:
Ah lezz. Lemme remind you, the day they legalize homosexuality, your butthole will become the most sought after.

LMAO.
I have got a radical gay therapy for those freaks grin grin grin
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by ShaqFu: 10:12pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
I have got a radical gay therapy for those freaks grin grin grin
LOL.
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by postmann: 10:15pm On Jun 07, 2016
ShaqFu:
Now that smile is creepy. Lol.

Don't let that bother you. It was amusing putting him on the receiving end of his brute, sexual overtures.
Re: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by ShaqFu: 10:17pm On Jun 07, 2016
postmann:


Don't let that bother you. It was amusing pitting him on the receiving end of his brute, sexual overtures.
Yea, even I cringe at the ferocity of it.

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