Blackeard:
Ok let's take it up a notch.
Can someone make a pun with "Turn down for what"?

i was listening to my favourite song on radio which turns me on, here comes my sis with a book in her hand, so i asked what u readin she said turn down, for the third time same reply, so i got turned off and screamed"turn down for what".

So many ladies walk around with SLIPPERS but she wore a big BUTT

Blackeard:
A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger wood...

Hahahaahaaa This Your Pun Is Street Credible Mennnn, It's very 9ice.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

Hey NIECE , drop my PEN, stop sucking my "PEN NIECE", PLS STOP!!

Blackeard:
lol u could give it a try. Its actually very easy.

I have a strange but very cool Idea. Why not create a Pun whatsapp group.... Where members will strictly converse with Puns only?

Why am i confused, like a fuse fused in a booze.

"Haters claim they cant SEE any talent in me even though i am flowing like a WATERFALL but HARK(arch)-
Enemies gon realize I(eye) be the problem as soon as this CATARACT-FLOW comes(cums) to SIGHT like facial".my rap lyrics.contains lots of puns,with connectivity.

Two aspiring models got an old photographer for a free photo session and were talking during the shoot

Model 1: why dis old man dey squat so low to snap our photo

Model 2: so that he can focus properly

Model 1: you mean this man go get enough stamina for the two of us? I no fit write statement o

Unorthodox:
so I was watching a match at a neighbourhood pitch..and I wondered how those guys manage to curve the ball so precisely... then it hit me!

Really this hit me. Nice one

I told one of the guys that owns a school I like;

'If your CLASS is too high, I change my SCHOOL'

I was so friggin broke I couldn't even pay attention.

At the nite out, my plan was to boo her in But I lost focus like ajala and went on a Buhari-ing spree.

I HOSPITALIZE those who ask too many QUESTION. A WARD is enough for the WHY'S

Just as we have in physics, actions and reactions are equal but opposite in a crowded market, just step on someone to understand what i'm saying!

I would have said everything written up there is TRASH but i REFUSE.... You dig?

As a hardcore Manchester United fan, I still can't wrap my head around the reason why Louis Van Gaal had to use Young, Small and Blind as defenders against Arsenal. Those dudes were literally young, small n blind!!!

The way i WASH television this dayz.. U might take me for a WATCHMAN

A lion will not cheat but a tiger wood .in refrence to tiger wood cheating his wife

It PAYNE me cus a 9ICE man Wz ADRESS as a RUGGEDMAN wen he divorced his wife.

Navar:
I would have said everything written up there is TRASH but i REFUSE.... You dig?

hmmm... Brave of you to call a SPADE a SPADE. Some HOES don't DIG such honesty though.

Something everyone from poland does is to polish

Saying good bye to my lover james was the most blunt decision i had to make.

LordRegalia:
I was so friggin broke I couldn't even pay attention.

why you 'TEA'f my s'PUNS' ? You be CREAMinar

I can take down 12 BEARS and still remain strong.

Saying good bye to my lover james was the most blunt desicion i had to make.

The way the ball flew past him,ull think he's BLIND..........I hope it mks sense

Football........manutd........Daley Blind

I was so Hungary that i had to kill a Turkey

Though I dont like BLEACHING but I dont think this TREATMENT is FAIR enough.

I asked if he was about COMING,he replied yes. But I was already tired of lying on the bed waiting.

It went in pink, hard and long but within 3minutes when the sweetness was gone,I pulled it out and it was already soft,wet and sticky. oh what a bubble gum

I want everybody to view my Autopsy, so you can see exactly where the Government had Shot Me.

I diss Ice Prince on Instagram and he blocked me.... Is that Ice Block?