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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by iamsodium(m): 4:16pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Baba finish story nah....since 8am?? |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Maxcollins042(m): 4:22pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
vision2050:
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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Maxcollins042(m): 4:25pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
gunpoint:E pain am. No be say my reply concern him
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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Kirinwa: 4:32pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Maxcollins042: Buahahaha. As you don finish the tori you fit leave us waka. In ClassCaptain voice: Carry your wahala, go. For me I don spread mat already. 1 Like |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by AminuRano87(m): 4:35pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Class Monitor come and continue or else I will leave call The Bank |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Maxcollins042(m): 4:35pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Kirinwa:If na only mat you carry na im be say you never ready to wait. Carry pillow join am. |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by montezz(f): 4:36pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
See traffic.... Classcaptain pls continue |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by FreeBoss: 4:39pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
lol. can we say this is class foolishness from a class captain? 1 Like |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by chinex276(m): 4:46pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
class captaino if u update, bike tag me. |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Femiswagg(m): 4:53pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Oga pls finish it up...u did a good job |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Rapsino(m): 4:54pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Haha, i closed the Cossy Boobs in red gown thread i was viewing and around 8 30pm that same day, i borrowed 100 naira from lasisi69 my neighbour and quickly rushed to take a motorcycle to the nearest ATM.... [/quote] class captain and boob's.... 5 Likes
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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by aycorporat(m): 4:55pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Following this post religiously..... |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by tropaz(m): 5:05pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Wow....guy, u try no be small...I really wish I could write this much... Much respect... 1 Like 1 Share
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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 5:05pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
In Jega's Voice.... While we await the next episode, let us go on a short musical break... Please let us cool off with this my song https://my.notjustok.com/track/18462/otubante-synord ......... Pls do download and share  3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ephi123(f): 5:07pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Olivers2J: Same here, can't make head or tail of the story. Will stick to the other writers I know in the Literature section. 1 Like |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Olivers2J(f): 5:11pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
ClassCaptain: Tnk u @ Classcaptain 4 ur understanding & Lol 2 lubricating my engine, 4 ur humble reply u have my vote alrdy 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 5:13pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
ephi123: tor.. Alorami rami la ri, eni kan ki ri abo re .... Safe journey my sister ..Make una buy bread come 14 Likes
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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 5:16pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Olivers2J:..... Lol my sister.... Am not contesting tho, i no fine reach to contest oo ..Pls do check on the other stories and who knows, perhaps u might get to enjoy this one too e fit later lubricate u well ...bless you dear 2 Likes
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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by stmayor(m): 5:32pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Classcaptain Classcaptain Classcaptain
how many times I call you?
finish the story |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by kodinate: 5:33pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
wey dis guy na |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by cao(f): 5:39pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
This story never finish? I actually forgot about it, then came back after 2 hours and story has not yet finished...e don turn into odyssey?? 1 Like |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ephi123(f): 5:40pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
ClassCaptain: Oga, it's not a big deal. Not everyone will like what a person does, deal with it rather than replying each person upandan. It's a free world and we can not all like the same thing. |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 5:57pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
" Episode Nine ... Oh ok, where do you stay in Abuja ? ... Near Zuma rock..." i replied.. ... Aww tho.. Am currently in Abuja and am bored ? I hope you dont mind if we can hook up or go on a date or something......lol...  i checked the message again and checked myself from head to toe... Le mi naa ? Ha, Wahali God is indeed wonderful.... E jo e gbe olohun tobi.... Of course i gave the default answer of yes and assured her i will be ready to keep her company and give her more which she replied to with a happy smiley. What time today ".... She inquired... Haha, for my mind i was like so soon...The first song that came to my mind was Dprince Take banana..... Again, i replied yes and we fixed a venue .... I told her i will meet her there my five..... And we ended the convo.... I rushed back to view her profile picture , the rear view must be the reason why christians say ' deliver us from temptation' oh yo yo yo oh... This week is blessed, first 90k , then this beautiful nairalander .....all in a week...... I bless my stars ,,, i quickly baffed up with my dudu osun extra and used the remaining half of the toothpaste wey i don cut with knife.... I wear my glass and G shock wristwatch, wear my red arsenal jersey and blue carrot jeans with my new brown guccik palm slippers... I sprayed myself the three aboki perf wey i get for house and used the remaining vaseline left, to rub my head.. I check myself for mirror... Even kcee or mode9 no fit stand near my fashion sense.. Omo lo set bai... As evrything gallant, i comot 6k from the money wey i withdraw and set off to the date venue with only one mission on my 007 mind. "Bring the babe back home for Deliverance " 28 Likes 7 Shares
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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by slimmoney(m): 6:05pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Baba do come finish dis ya story o |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Makom56(m): 6:06pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
in Buhari's voice KWANTINUE |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 6:23pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Episode 10 BEGINNING OF THE END i chartered a taxi with only me in the car so the babe no go reason me local..... So from the minute i drop, she go sabi say kini Kosere ni moscow... I got there ...... U got think say na me nicki and musa sing that all eyes on me song for.. Everybody was just feeling the boy... Baba iya anybody. .i tried to scan the place for her face but na the eyes of the stonecold waitress my own eyes dey meet... i couldnt locate her.. i tried dialling her number yet again but she no pick .. perhaps she was on her way,stucked in traffic or something ... i dialled my date number again.. she didnt pick up..this happened almost 6 times .. i messaged ,, yet no reply. Sir , please what are you looking for ?? the very rude statement came from one of the ugly female waiters who had been staring at me all this while but i no gree look her side. I wanted to give her a very stupid answer but i controlled myself.. “ am waiting for someone “ i said calmly.. Ehn  Ehnn.. :-/ Ok , but you have to buy something sir... we have special discounts for today Ok gimme.... So i ordered for food wey i no budget for ..,,, By the time wey i don waste like two hours for dere, with different people staring at me and making comments , na so i vex comot. When i reach house, i para gan for the babe and questioned why she take me for such a fool.... she sha dey begged , that her phone died, her battery swelled up , her charger burnt, her ki ni kan, ki ni kan. I seriously insulted her and all but she kept her cool and later me sef calm down because she get my weak point..... 16 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Princepoint(m): 6:33pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
ClassCaptain: trying to figure out the Boobs or cleaveage exposing threads , whether i should go for cossy expose milkshake or it is Mocheddah fails to wear bra i should click first , a message entered into my phone... Vasline crew 3 Likes |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 6:37pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
Episode 11 As i was busy spitting fire like merlin dragon, she was sha apologizing.... E no tey wey she sha beg sey wetin she fit use appease me.. Me sef , take big risk and like play ,like play replied " boobs will do it for me "i was almost regretting my action when almost 15 mins later, i saw a picture on my whatsupp nd gbam..... She sent it..... jesus is lord...... Do you like it ? She asked.. Ehn, like ki ke, i cherish it ni fa..... And gbam, that was how did whole thing turn to sex chat ooo.... (mind you, me i didnt send any picture , only her)and she kept sending those pictures,,, and she kept sending them...you go think say she get folder for them ni. .... " will you go clubbing tomorrow ? "hmmn well am not sure "please be sure ooo...... By the time she tell me things wey she go do me for the club and after the club say we go go my house and do some other things, i had no choice than to concur... Yay, i wouldnt dissapoint this time around... " we fixed a top club in abuja which we would be attending and continued our chatting which deviated from the Most high commandments.. I will.......... ;:p., i will...... I will sit.... I will grab...... I will swallow the....... Egbelegbe ooo... By the time wey the chat go finish for around 11 30pm, i don use two full vaselines that i just bought and was halfway through the third one... Wetin i go do this girl after club ehn.... I just couldnt wait for friday to knack... Kasa !! 31 Likes 6 Shares
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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by weblord1900: 6:44pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
By the time wey the chat go finish for around 11 30pm, i don use two full vaselines that i just bought and was halfway through the third one... You guys are always talking about Vaseline or Vaseline crew. what does it mean? 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by iknowhenry(m): 6:47pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
weblord1900:U b jjc?  10 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Josiah1150(m): 7:07pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
i love this!!! Bro you too much!! |
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