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Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by danaiks(m): 7:49pm On Aug 16, 2016
When I said the November 8 election would be rigged, Obama said my statement was ridiculous. He is dumb. What does he know about election rigging. Has he heard of Nigeria before? I mean, that is one country that has a robust history of election infractions and I have taken my time to study how they do it. I had to, especially when I know they are Obama’s second cousins. You know Nigerians and Kenyans look alike. Look at them again. They are capable of anything. So, I read them and use them as template in assessing what guys may be planning here.

Obama said it was ridiculous, that he didn’t understand what I meant. I said so, he is dumb. If he doesn’t understand anything, why can’t he read? At least I spoke with Washington Post’s Rucker last week. Brilliant fellow — although all journalists are the same — they don’t like Trump — just look at the CNN — I call that one Clinton News Network. They hate Trump. They are haters. Every minute, it is Clinton positive and Trump negative. If I have my way, I would import a Nigerian military law that says jail for journalists who embarrass public figures. Or I simply close down their television stations and newspapers. Anyway, they are even dying. Twitter is killing them every minute. And I am the master there. I tweet away their lies. But they don’t know. What really do they know? They are too inebriated in their anti- Trump project to notice that it is getting dark in their world.

Yes. Obama should have read my Post interview. I exposed their rigging plans. Or, maybe, he is pretending. Anyway, whatever – I explained to the Post that the voter ID situation has turned out to be a very unfair development. I said we may have people vote 10 times. Listen to what I said: It’s inconceivable that you don’t have to show identification in order to vote or that that the identification doesn’t have to be somewhat foolproof. I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised if the election is rigged. There’s a lot of dirty pool played at the election, meaning the election is rigged. they’re fighting as hard as you can fight so that that they don’t have to show voter ID. So, what’s the purpose of that? How many times is a person going to vote during the day? If you don’t have voter ID . . . Multiple times. How about like 10 times. Why not? If you don’t have voter ID, you can just keep voting and voting and voting.

That is what I said in the Washington Post interview and a lot of haters think I don’t know what I am saying. Look, I said I have studied all scenarios. You want to know if I sent investigators to Nigeria as I claimed I did with Hawaii in April 2011? You remember that episode? They were jittery then because I was going to burst their birther lie. And why didn’t I? That is not a story for today. Was I in Nigeria? The Nigerians are fantastic people. In that country, if you have enough money, you can hijack any of their political parties and buy or shoot your way to power. It does not matter whether you gave or have any clue or not. Money and bullets do it in that country. Yes, I took the Republican Party from the bosses. But I didn’t shoot anyone. I didn’t steal it. I mean, I just took it. They were dumb. They are still dumb. I gave them enough notice.


Back to my Washington Post interview. I chose my words in that interview from the Nigerian political lexicon. Rigging; Multiple voting; Voter ID – they actually call that one PVC — Permanent Voter Card. Even Nigerians, crooked as Hillary, now give what they call PVC to voters and they pretend showing it at their elections. And, has that helped them? They still vote and vote and vote. And there is no standard – children vote there and no one complains — including the unfair media- since they do pre-election agreement with everyone on who should be made winner. Ridiculous. That is what I won’t take here. Imagine what I saw at the beginning of this business – in Louisiana and Colorado. The more votes I won in those states, the fewer the delegates. Crooks! I stopped them. As I told the Post, I am now accustomed to the world of politics and I will continue to run them off the stage. They ain’t seen nothing yet.

Someone said in Nigeria that when a politician raises the kind of rigging alarm like the one I raised, all eyes shift to that person. He is the one planning to rig. Crooked people. Are they related also to Hillary? Why should the whistle blower be the criminal? Anyway, I did not become a billionaire by being dumb. Their American brother will soon find out.

And, you know what, there are so many similarities between what they do in Nigeria and what I see in our country. Last month, they said a former minister was caught on camera loading millions of dollars into a chartered plane to bribe some officials and voters in a state in Nigeria. And just on Wednesday, I told a rally that “I woke up and I saw 400 million dollars … being flown to Iran,” And I shouted: “Folks, what’s going on here? What’s going on?” Imagine, I watched that tape, I called it a perfect tape of the people taking the money off the plane. So, what do you call that? Nigerianisation of America! They load in Nigeria, we offload in Iran. I won’t take that. We must make America great again.

Liars. They said I lie all the time and explain it all away with a tweet. Do I lie? Look. I say what I think. One hater even said I am worse than a liar. He called me a bullshit artist, enemy of truth. That means what? Someone who is crazy, someone who can’t identify reality at all. They don’t know anything. If they want bullshit artists, they should go to Nigeria. There, there is even no reality to connect with. Everything is unreal. The cleaner, the dirtier. Biggest economy in Africa, worst case of suffering. That is why I am shouting. We must save America. There won’t be a third term for Obama through Hillary.

They also said people fight at my campaigns; why can’t they just wake up and read me well. I said I use the Nigerian template. And, there has been no major casualty with me. My people only punch the faces of trouble makers. My haters should go to Nigeria. They shoot guns there — worse than Orlando. They also say I get back at people, that I do not turn the other cheek. Is politics some sort of soul-winning evangelism? I don’t want to lose my hearing. I may be a good student of Nigerian politics, but I am not a Nigerian who does not care if he goes deaf. If there is anything I cherish, it is my ears. Super functioning just like my mouth. That was why I properly heard and gave it back to those Muslims- Khans or what is their name? Imagine, that man abused me on Hillary’s stage and I abused him back on my own stage and the unfair press said I was wrong. How unfair! If it were in Nigeria, someone would be nursing some real, raw wounds now.

What nonsense!

Last line:

What if I tell you the above is an imagined outburst from Trump? It, actually, is.



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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by soberdrunk(m): 7:59pm On Aug 16, 2016
WAILERS!!! WAILERS!!! WAILERS!!! ITS TIME!!! THIS TIME YOUR COUNTRY 'ACTUALLY' NEEDS YOU grin grin grin grin

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by Miracle4Sure: 8:00pm On Aug 16, 2016
grin

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by Nobody: 8:01pm On Aug 16, 2016
Chai!.....Xee ax dix man dy paint ux black!!!!.....Bt we knw he z lying xHa!!

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by decatalyst(m): 8:01pm On Aug 16, 2016
No word for this man called trash!

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by KnowAll(m): 8:03pm On Aug 16, 2016
he is talikng of obanikoro

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by decatalyst(m): 8:04pm On Aug 16, 2016
decatalyst:
No word for this man called trash!

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by alizma: 8:06pm On Aug 16, 2016
kindly read the last part of the passage. those statements are not from trump. just imaginary statements and that is why you don't see the use of quotation marks( " " ). naira people na so una fail English language reach?

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by mightyokwy(m): 8:17pm On Aug 16, 2016
Lmao cheesy grin, Trump don finish us gas. Wetin Nigeria do this man na

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by AnodaIT(m): 8:24pm On Aug 16, 2016
All I am seeing from the long epistle is a delirious man ranting on how Nigeria is teaching America how to rig, load money into plane for sharing and multiple voting.

At least we are teaching, after all they taught us this wasteful federal system of government

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by pass111(m): 8:25pm On Aug 16, 2016
I read everything.. am not lying undecided undecided

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by sunkoye: 8:26pm On Aug 16, 2016
But the man is telling the truth Na......we can rig election for planet earth.

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by kayfra: 8:27pm On Aug 16, 2016
Why do you people like posting fake crap.

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by junketer(m): 8:29pm On Aug 16, 2016
Well well well. We can say whatever we want, we can call trump names but all that he said about nigeria is the truth.

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by 9japride(m): 8:32pm On Aug 16, 2016
Trump made a lot of sense yesterday. That man is a realist

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by Ikpewe: 8:32pm On Aug 16, 2016
See Wetin pdp done cause for us. pdp disgracing Nigeria since 1999

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by Nobody: 8:34pm On Aug 16, 2016
Trump is insanely real!!!

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by ReabridCharles(m): 8:36pm On Aug 16, 2016
This is actually hilarious....

A win for Trump is an embarrassment to democracy.

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by ikechu1: 8:44pm On Aug 16, 2016
As much as I hate that racist bastard, trump, I seriously give him props right now.

Standing ovation on his words.

As I said before, Nigerian so called "politics" is the most ridiculous and laughable joke on the planet.

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by prosperity2016: 8:45pm On Aug 16, 2016
trump the trumpeter of hoax news

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by yorhmienerd(m): 8:48pm On Aug 16, 2016
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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by pilotab55(m): 8:49pm On Aug 16, 2016
Naija which way. Una see una life, common trump don finish una. The small respect our last election show to the world has been given to the dog by buhari lead INEC of inconclusive election. But the guy said the truth. Anybody that got piss off with what this dude said dn't wish nigeria well. May dey rig away his/her destiny away.

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by living2013(m): 8:53pm On Aug 16, 2016
Americans should watch this man careful. He has been schooled by some bad Nigeria politicians(his associate) on how to rig elections

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by hUmaneOne: 9:03pm On Aug 16, 2016
Trump is speaking the truth for God's sake,hate him or love him.

Nigerians are first class riggers.APC or PDP

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by LesbianBoy(m): 9:07pm On Aug 16, 2016
ReabridCharles:
This is actually hilarious....

A win for Trump is an embarrassment to democracy.


So buhari's win was what? A good thing for democracy abi

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by pode(m): 9:10pm On Aug 16, 2016
Nothing to say but hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by AnodaIT(m): 9:12pm On Aug 16, 2016
hUmaneOne:
Trump is speaking the truth for God's sake,hate him or love him.

Nigerians are first class riggers.APC or PDP
The two of them

The ones I can pick out.

Child voting APC

Loading money to plane PDP

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by rakish(m): 9:13pm On Aug 16, 2016
America will make the greatest mistake by voting this man. The man does not know how to talk. He doesn't have charisma and does not even know the worth of being the US president. An educated man like him should know that America is what it is today because past and present American leaders tried to build a synergy and a healthy relationship with other countries. America cannot survive on its own, it needs allies and he is gradually destroying these allies with his bad mouth. Hillary Clinton may not be the best choice but she is way matured and diplomatic than Trump. He sounded so discriminatory and that is always the problem he has. Am quite skeptical he really said those things but I won't be surprised either.

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by aresssa: 9:14pm On Aug 16, 2016
Trump mus have a direct media link to Igbos cos na only ipob losers and blog site dey carry this idiotic, fake and fabu nonsense grin


You losers hate your country so much that you make up rubbish everyday to prove it... losers grin

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by corperscorner: 9:16pm On Aug 16, 2016
Oloriburuku ni trumpet yi sha...

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by seunmsg(m): 9:17pm On Aug 16, 2016
grin grin grin very funny nonsense.
This crap was written by a silly Nigerian blogger. If you believe that Trump truly said all these things, then you can believe that Jonathan won the 2015 presidential election and he's currently the president. grin grin

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by Nobody: 9:20pm On Aug 16, 2016
rakish:
America will make the greatest mistake by voting this man. The man does not know how to talk. He doesn't have charisma and does not even know the worth of being the US president. An educated man like him should know that America is what it is today because past and present American leaders tried to build a synergy and a healthy relationship with other countries. America cannot survive on its own, it needs allies and he is gradually destroying these allies with his bad mouth. Hillary Clinton may not be the best choice but she is way matured and diplomatic than Trump. He sounded so discriminatory and that is always the problem he has.
Lol, Trump is doing this sh*t on purpose, he's a reality TV star, he's a good actor. . . he and Hilary have been friends for a long time, they're even distantly somewhat related. Hilary is the 'chosen' one by the billionaires that run America from behind the scenes, and Trump is just a ploy to erase any for of opposition. . . with the way he's been acting recently its like he's trying to lose. Lol. But the dumb hillbilly republican sheeple are following him around

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