₦airaland Forum

danbrowndmf:
Hard Lady! . You don't have a boyfriend ni?

obiorathesubtle:
Okay.. I'll only type this once.. So pay attention..


1. Bress! You know the kinda bress that if you see it, the saliva in your mouth will change taste? That type that forms ontop the bra? Aszin.. The cleavage is too good to be true? Brown, succulent, kinda sweaty..Yes.. That type..


2. Yansh! I'm talking about the TALKING DRUM! Yess! Guys go understand.. You're in a bus minding your business, suddenly your eyes catch one kind very noisy yansh(I'm not talking about mess).. Aszin the kind of yansh that makes the whole world silent.. The BRUGUTUU BRUGUTUU BRAGADAA motion.. Chai.. Punchlines yansh .. Everything is just shaking uncontrollably like she didn't wear pant.. And you're just there dumbfounded like.. "What have I....."


3. Then there's the hips.. Get Wide hips and I'll give you the documents to my grandfather's land..

iamkingzlee:
Moderate bosom Curves and a little bit of fine face, dazal!!

Fabulocity:
No yansh?

peachesandroses:
Haha, that's jus what i want, but I'll receive what God gives me.

freecocoa:
Lol, who boyfriend help?

danbrowndmf:
lol. You dinor go to shurch abi

cindyrocks:
I did.

danbrowndmf:
which church?

Itzurboi:
Bae, i love every qualities u look for but pls keep fear of God... you wan cage ham with that fear make him no touch u abii..... taaa, d devil is a man 2

elsomm:
Thumbs up
My spec too

Better still smaller bosom. You can never get tired of them

gragraboy:
You be guy wey scam pple as female abi?! You don expose yourself.

cindyrocks:
Daper Christians Ministry.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]Yes. Go ahead an speak [/color]

saintdennis:
Why is the romance section so elementary?

Wtf is "what do u like most about the opposite sex". See questionnaire?!

eph12:
Beauty
Character
Spoken English

In that order

boboLIL:
breast like no other.. lol... I get patience na so I go still get...

obiorathesubtle:
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danbrowndmf:
cool. Are u among the choir? U look so much like someone who can sing and mandela will come back to life

cindyrocks:
Sure. I am the choir C.E.O. That's what we call the head of choir. Youth choir C.E.O.

Hisduchess:
Hahahaha. bro u need prayers asap ooo.mrcork comman and pray for this guy biko.

Mekyno:
check '99foxxy'....lol. U lyk it?
Mehn, not 99 again, am making it 100..........can't exchange it for a billion dough

peachesandroses:
not this particular girl

danbrowndmf:
wow! Which state are you?

misscall247:
i mean on phone/whattsup?

uhmmmm. No

cindyrocks:
Zamfara.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]uhmmmm. No [/color]

Darlingmua:
Well as for mua it goes thus
PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES
An impressive height (cos am equally tall 5'10)
A slim body(not thin ) with broad shoulders
Nicely trimmed beards and a deep voice
Big beautiful palms with loooong fingers.. My oh my
CHARACTER
Hardworking
Considerate
Responsible...a man who would always man up to the results of his actions b they good or bad and doesn't go about blaming ppl, nature,situation, objects