When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say - Romance (2)

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 10:01pm On Sep 20, 2016

shugacane:
Guys nd dia funny ways "lemme enter i wont move" because na stick abi??

I swear, I've been laughing since I saw that shiit. Using that line on Missy89 would be so priceless. grin

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Dshocker(m): 10:25pm On Sep 20, 2016

Lemme just enter, i promise not to move

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by omoikea(m): 10:26pm On Sep 20, 2016

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by salauwale(m): 10:28pm On Sep 20, 2016

onyekachee:
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case

It's the blood flow from the brain to the "teeth" that causes it. wink

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Umarlulu: 10:28pm On Sep 20, 2016

onyekachee:
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case

taking from experience I guess cheesy

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by omoikea(m): 10:29pm On Sep 20, 2016

crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that...

na wa for u o......

masturbation is a no no, just use ur mouth for them, if have fish brain grin

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by klassykute(m): 10:33pm On Sep 20, 2016

Purpletee:
lol..

what about the "baby just hold it small"
"lemme just put it in between your laps"

wetin dey lap nahh . lap dey wet ni?

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by salauwale(m): 10:35pm On Sep 20, 2016

crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that...

It's thinking like that that's making you waste money on Vaseline.

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by beautiful232(f): 10:39pm On Sep 20, 2016

shame on the guys all
after they will be forming strong people. when it's come to that 3letter word...s*x they become new born baby crying like the need breast milk

smh for them o

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Anabel(f): 10:39pm On Sep 20, 2016

onyekachee:
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case

The one I watched today shows that women's brain tend to die during sex and becomes active after. Don't know of the before sex

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by asarebabson: 10:40pm On Sep 20, 2016

onyekachee:
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case

. U have nailed it.

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by olaskul(m): 10:41pm On Sep 20, 2016

Mehn so your condition worse like dis huh

3secs jes

crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that...

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by asarebabson: 10:44pm On Sep 20, 2016

Naija Ladies do knw what d guys want which they also need too but always pretending. That is not d case here in d state.

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Daniluv007(m): 10:48pm On Sep 20, 2016

onyekachee:
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case

ah! Oh nor go there ooh you need to see me see begging for sex with sweat all over my body with a very low tone, if u were to see me ehnn you tear me hot slap but after everything in my mind i will be like "so na this smelling place i wan beg kill myself to enter #shaking my head

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by asarebabson: 10:48pm On Sep 20, 2016

crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that...

Try see the Dr pls & tank me later.

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 10:50pm On Sep 20, 2016

whispering in her ear while touching places..Let me go down on u,u 'll luv it when i use my tongue,u will luv it i promise .....if i hear say my pipe no enter later grin

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by bettercreature(m): 10:52pm On Sep 20, 2016

crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that...

You are wrong! Its not the same

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Lastking147(m): 10:53pm On Sep 20, 2016

beautiful232:
shame on the guys all

after they will be forming strong people.
when it's come to that 3letter word...s*x
they become new born baby
crying like the need breast milk

I
smh for them o

U dey vex oh
Small small now

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 10:57pm On Sep 20, 2016

Ay04z:
guys and p***$$**y are like......u No d pics....

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Orikinla(m): 10:58pm On Sep 20, 2016

The line I used was "Let me see how beautiful it is" and she opened up. From admiring it to fingering to entering. And she asked for more. grin

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by hesilo(m): 10:59pm On Sep 20, 2016

beautiful232:
shame on the guys all

after they will be forming strong people.
when it's come to that 3letter word...s*x
they become new born baby
crying like the need breast milk

smh for them o

U talk as if u guys don't cry. D easiest way 2 quarrel wit my girl is jas 2 pretend 4 abt 5days dt I dnt wana av s**... Quarrel don start b dat grin

. D way I am looking @ u, u'd do worst dan her sef grin

odi gi na anya

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by tk4rd: 10:59pm On Sep 20, 2016*

I've heard somethings like; "Baby relax, let me just go in and measure it and come out"..
Okk naaa.. As measuring-tape wey him be..
And this one, "babe, no sex; just náked romance". (five mins later, babe would be like, "What.?!! shocked