These usually happen during the first attempt to have sex with the woman. Once you've had the first sex, subsequent ones are always express. You don't have to beg and plead for anything again.

My neighbour be like... Open this thing! Ah beat you oh! The guy plays U20 (World youth championship).

But I dont understand..Women like sex more than men. Men cant just control their urge.

And when you start having sex with a woman, na you go tire.

They will disturb your life with sex.

beautiful232:
shame on the guys all

after they will be forming strong people.
when it's come to that 3letter word...s*x
they become new born baby
crying like the need breast milk


smh for them o

But we are babies nah. If not, why do we suck breasts till we join our ancestors?

dairykidd:
whispering in her ear while touching places..Let me go down on u,u 'll luv it when i use my tongue,u will luv it i promise .....if i hear say my pipe no enter later

Try person like me, ur pipe go even join your whispering.

MadCow1:


That line is from a desperate Nigga wey Conji don soak ehn brain.

True, thats a on another level.

LadyB1195:

Try person like me, ur pipe go even join your whispering.

As in make we try am na btw hw pipe go take whisper sef na wah for u oo

beautiful232:
shame on the guys all

after they will be forming strong people.
when it's come to that 3letter word...s*x
they become new born baby
crying like the need breast milk


smh for them o

not all guys o

Caseless:
I will put it but won't move.

lolllz,

Youngpo413:
not all guys o

hmm

SerialGist:


But we are babies nah. If not, why do we suck breasts till we join our ancestors?

shame ooo

beautiful232:



hmm

lol

Decryptor:
Some guys no sabi i swear!

There's what u will do to a girl and na she go just slide the thing inside by herself!

na so...she go even dey drag ur joystick wit u sef

when olosho house r all over and u wil b allowing som gals use u wash.


Jah bless all d ashawo houses

Mutual feeling.

Mehn!!! Konji is not easy. Especially, if you are not sure that such opportunity will come again.

I remember I prostrated before a girl begging her just to let me enter. She just flaunt am for my front. It's not my fault, put the blame on konji

vivymako:
I sure say e no sweet you.. abi I sure say e no sweet you.. abi

No I just come check register

beautiful232:



shame ooo

Shame for wetin? For sucking breasts/begging for sex? Abegi, pusssy was meant to be pounded and breast meant to be sucked. Even you will be angry with us if we don't pound pusssy and suck breast.

I can recall saying this sometime ago. Just

Hollawayn05:
what about "baby Let's Do it with ur Pants On then" some minutes later you slide Pants and put the D in.. #Simple

xtervaganza:
What I usually say is "why are you like this na? Its not as if you will agree to date me if I'm impotent "

I like your punch line... Na true yarn bro

In that moment of 'heat' some men can even sign off their assets to the woman. In some situation the more desperate ones will be on their knees pleading why the babe look on triumphant. Crazy moment

Roselilly:
And someone told me "I just want to feel ur presence "

Haahahahahahah... Shey you be holy spirit ni

Princealex1:

Are you the holy spirit??

Walahi, I just asked the same question. So funny

TessaJ:
LOL......
All because of a pleasure that is not more than 3-5 secs.

3-5 secs? babe..!

STENON:
**Funny Comments**

this one looks stingy

Hun, Ayam hearing dis new tip for d first time, just let us be naked, lol, we guys Sha, Adam and Even in d garden of Eden

FlirtyKaren:


Who can relate?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/09/hilarious-tweets-of-morning-when-guys.html

...BECUASE PORN IS NOT HARMLESS
(Your Love life and Pornography)

Pornography is the portrayal of sexually explicit contents on pictures, magazines, videos and so on for the sole purpose of arousing anyone who views them. Pornography is also called porn.
Several years back however, porn was not really accessible to everyone in the form which they are these day. Back then, you had only play boy magazines with pictures of scantily clad models. Things started to get bolder by the day and got even worse with the advent of the internet.
In as much as porn is said to have helped couples build and continuously revive their sex life, it also has a few negative effects on one's love life which cannot be over emphasized. Such effects include:

Porn gives room for unrealistic expectations: Constant viewing of pornography makes you crave to have sex in ways which ordinarily you would find repulsive. You always want to do something different and insanely wild. I'm totally not against spicing things up in the bedroom; but when you want to do that because you have programmed your brain to believe that, 'the weirder, the sexier', then something is seriously wrong.

Porn never satisfies: Porn instils lust and lust is never satisfied. The amazing thing is, lust doesn't crave for more, it craves for something 'different'. This is the reason why someone will have a very wonderful partner and still cheat on them; not because their partner is not attractive. The other person in question may not even be as attractive as their partner, but they just needed something different.
To continue, visit http://lovelifelaughs.com/157/because-porn-is-not-harmless-your-love-life-and-pornography

Purpletee:
lol..
what about the "baby just hold it small" "lemme just put it in between your laps"

#Respect!

beautiful232:
shame on the guys all

after they will be forming strong people.
when it's come to that 3letter word...s*x
they become new born baby
crying like the need breast milk


smh for them o

well, that's cos most of can't just comprehend it wen a guy just tells u he wants to fvck u without sugarcoating

beautiful232:
shame on the guys all

after they will be forming strong people.
when it's come to that 3letter word...s*x
they become new born baby
crying like the need breast milk


smh for them o

well, that's cos most of u can't just comprehend it wen a guy just tells u he wants to fvck u without sugarcoating

But wait ooo are we to beg women before penetrating in their natural particulars?

beautiful232:

like the way I'm getting attached to your picture now