When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say - Romance (3)

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nuahall2k14(m): 11:11pm On Sep 20, 2016

Asin I no know how I still Dey alive. Most of d time I tell my babe"Take it off na, I swear with my Life i won't enter"..then before she knows it na round 2

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by jay99(m): 11:12pm On Sep 20, 2016

Lol.. Conji is a bastard!!!

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by oluwaVaz(m): 11:12pm On Sep 20, 2016

She dey feel my Honda (under) cuz my machine big....

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by kennyjam: 11:14pm On Sep 20, 2016

. Let them say HI to each other if they are not enemies......greeting....

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by slex(m): 11:18pm On Sep 20, 2016

Roselilly:
And someone told me "I just want to feel ur presence "

Which one be, I just want to feel your presence huh

You be blanket?

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Harinholar(f): 11:18pm On Sep 20, 2016

McBrooklyn:
Lol, then let him feel your presence now

...what a funny signature...guyz ehenn

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 11:20pm On Sep 20, 2016

onyekachee:
very funny
it has been said that before sex the man doesn't reason well while the woman does,after sex the reverse is the case

I concur

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 11:21pm On Sep 20, 2016

bettercreature:
You are wrong! Its not the same

i know... It's better than none at least.

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Decryptor(m): 11:22pm On Sep 20, 2016

Some guys no sabi i swear!

There's what u will do to a girl and na she go just slide the thing inside by herself!

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by McBrooklyn(m): 11:22pm On Sep 20, 2016

Harinholar:
...what a funny signature...guyz ehenn

Well, let's see if you can prove me wrong then by showing me how beautiful you look

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 11:22pm On Sep 20, 2016

asarebabson:
Try see the Dr pls & tank me later.

for what naa?

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by solomorinho(m): 11:26pm On Sep 20, 2016

"lets just be Unclad let them be seeing themselves"
Sanko. cool

I don learn anoda

#changebeginwithU#

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 11:26pm On Sep 20, 2016

salauwale:
It's thinking like that that's making you waste money on Vaseline.

Vaseline realine™ is at most #200 and it last 2 years... Ladies at least #20, 000 per month to maintain... Now tell me who is wasting his money?

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Mcowubaba: 11:28pm On Sep 20, 2016

beautiful232:
shame on the guys all

after they will be forming strong people.
when it's come to that 3letter word...s*x
they become new born baby
crying like the need breast milk

smh for them o

Who cries

No be girls dey scream like opera Choir during Sex.
Ah aha aha aha ahhhhh
Uh uh-huh uh huh uhuru
OH oh oh oh ho
Em emmh
Baby stop, baby stoopp, baby, baby, baaaaby, bae!!! ba
U're killing me undecided

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by vivymako(f): 11:28pm On Sep 20, 2016

Blakjewelry:
All these kind matter dey sweet una

I sure say e no sweet you.. abi embarassed

Blakjewelry:
All these kind matter dey sweet una

I sure say e no sweet you.. abi

Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 11:29pm On Sep 20, 2016

omoikea:
na wa for u o......

masturbation is a no no, just use ur mouth for them, if have fish brain

Sincerely, i don't know what's making you laugh but i gats join you any way...! grin

Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by beautiful232(f): 11:32pm On Sep 20, 2016

Mcowubaba:
Who cries No be girls dey scream like opera Choir during Sex. Ah aha aha aha ahhhhh Uh uh-huh uh huh uhuru OH oh oh oh ho Em emmh Baby stop, baby stoopp, baby, baby, baaaaby, bae!!! ba U're killing me

Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Harinholar(f): 11:32pm On Sep 20, 2016

McBrooklyn:
Well, let's see if you can prove me wrong then by showing me how beautiful you look

.... Never mind....you av said it all in ur signature tongue

Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by salauwale(m): 11:32pm On Sep 20, 2016

crotonite:
Vaseline realine™ is at most #200 and it last 2 years... Ladies at least #20, 000 per month to maintain... Now tell me who is wasting his money?

Youre joking right?

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by omoikea(m): 11:33pm On Sep 20, 2016

crotonite:
Sincerely, i don't what's making you laugh but i gats join you any way...!

the ability for me to use the fish brain to my advantage and some guys can't is what making me laugh grin

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by IbBarham(m): 11:34pm On Sep 20, 2016

Lol...

Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 11:35pm On Sep 20, 2016

beautiful232:
shame on the guys all

after they will be forming strong people.
when it's come to that 3letter word...s*x
they become new born baby
crying like the need breast milk

smh for them o

You will not understand cheesy

Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by mancityguy: 11:37pm On Sep 20, 2016

dat one na 4 sex starve people

Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by BabaIbo: 11:40pm On Sep 20, 2016

[quote author=Daniluv007 post=49536235]ah! Oh nor go there ooh you need to see me see begging for sex with sweat all over my body with a very low tone, if u were to see me ehnn you tear me hot slap but after everything in my mind i will be like "so na this smelling place i wan beg kill myself to enter #shaking my head [/quote
I dey tell you...
but the easiest one is what they need most...

baby we are all alone, nobody will know... don't worry I won't tell anybody...
next thing she go just give you freeway

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by obontami: 11:50pm On Sep 20, 2016

Ladyf

Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by stevio(m): 11:51pm On Sep 20, 2016

My brother,3 Seconds,is that how long you you really stay on your lady? Chai,you really need help & I think you should hold on with the Vaseline because they aren't doing you any good o.lol