cherryice:
Bryan. Wld b 6 dis year. Thank you im very much ok now

TamedWolf90:




Bryan is a nice name.. . I'm sure he is cute.. Would love to see him someday, maybe pic will do.. .

And also, I might be pushing it but I would love to hear your story...

SAINTSAMURAI:
bro im serious, i love her.

cherryice:
Im laughing myself out here its ok.. abeg

cherryice:
Lol my story..def not here lol neither do I wana put up his pic here too
yeah my boy is cute

SAINTSAMURAI:
Nothing give me greater joy than seeing you smile and laugh, if i have to take a life job and a 24 hour job just to make u laugh then i will gladly do it, becaus when you smile, the angels in heaven admires you.

TamedWolf90:



We could talk offline if you give it a Go.. .I wouldnt mind but I seriously want to hear that story...

cherryice:
I dnt mind sharing but i dnt wanna keep anymore friends frm nl im sorry. Atleast nt yet but yous seem a cool guy. Wld think bout it and errmm.. unless we talk pm, thats d highest offline we cn go.

cherryice:
Ohhh wash me softly

SAINTSAMURAI:
lol his name is actually titus. by the way, where is my heart?

cherryice:
Hahahahaha well I really do laugh out loud when I laugh

cherryice:
I dnt mind sharing but i dnt wanna keep anymore friends frm nl im sorry. Atleast nt yet but yous seem a cool guy. [Wld think bout it and errmm.. unless we talk pm, thats d highest offline we cn go]

Hi Mimzy
I am not sure you will see this, but all the same, I have to do it.
I can't help it any longer. My conscience can't bear the weary burden of guilt any further. Which is why I wanted to do this.

I want to publicly apologise to you, mimzy.... I am sorry mimzy. I am sorry for all I did to you. I am sorry for whatever displeasure I might have caused you.
Please, know that I never disliked you; I never had any reason to. Let your heart be at peace for you did me no wrong. You were only a victim caught in the centre of my immature and ill-conceived ruse. I did regret my actions, and I take responsibility for it.
Once again, I am sorry. I sincerely am. May the forces be with you till the very end. I don't even know why I am doing this, but definitely, it's to a purpose. Better times ahead.
This is my last message to you.
Adieu, dear one. Adieu.

And of course to our famous detective generals and warlords..... In the persons of Lezz and thesonofmark who are unrelenting and resolute in their war against impostors and impersonators, you will never know my real identity. No matter how steadfastly you go about your investigations and underground work, you will always claw at thin air. For how do one find that which doesn't exist? Look around you. Look closely. I am here. I am there. I am the next person beside thee. I am your friend. I am your enemy. I am the architect of your restlessness. I shadow your plans, make you dance to the sedating rhythms, still keeping steady pace. As you travel further into the abyss, the deeper I sail afar off. What am I? I am an ILLUSION.
I must go now.
*draws hoodie*


Cherio!

- StunchLord

Hi Mimzy
I am not sure you will see this, but all the same, I have to do it.
I can't help it any longer. My conscience can't bear the weary burden of guilt any further. Which is why I wanted to do this.

I want to publicly apologise to you, mimzy.... I am sorry mimzy. I am sorry for all I did to you. I am sorry for whatever displeasure I might have caused you.
Please, know that I never disliked you; I never had any reason to. Let your heart be at peace for you did me no wrong. You were only a victim caught in the centre of my immature and ill-conceived ruse. I did regret my actions, and I take responsibility for it.
Once again, I am sorry. I sincerely am. May the forces be with you till the very end. I don't even know why I am doing this, but definitely, it's to a purpose. Better times ahead.
This is my last message to you.
Adieu, dear one. Adieu.

And of course to our famous detective generals and warlords..... In the persons of Lezz and thesonofmark who are unrelenting and resolute in their war against impostors and impersonators, you will never know my real identity. No matter how steadfastly you go about your investigations and underground work, you will always claw at thin air. For how do one find that which doesn't exist? Look around you. Look closely. I am here. I am there. I am the next person beside thee. I am your friend. I am your enemy. I am the architect of your restlessness. I shadow your plans, make you dance to the sedating rhythms, still keeping steady pace. As you travel further into the abyss, the deeper I sail afar off. What am I? I am an ILLUSION.
I must go now.
*draws hoodie*


Cherio!

- StunchLord

DissTroy:



Stunchlord/Missclassy/Newsheriff/Decker/Hatchett, I always insisted it was you from the very first day even when you tried to fool folks (my pals too) into believing you're M.uva, I stood my ground.

I can always sniff out your e-scent even if you operate Se.un's moniker. You failed to achieve your aim, flirted with girls to rebuild your dignity, floated your perversion in the Religion Section as a modern day atheist but even they who have been led astray rejected you.

Dejected, unfulfilled and fading into obscurity, you launched a last attempt at imprinting yourself on our minds again. This time, you'd always be remembered as a common identity thief who got chased into the shadows even with a mask.

Begone! O ye plunderer of culture and values! Fade into nothingness, o ye pervert!

DissTroy:



Stunchlord/Missclassy/Newsheriff/Decker/Hatchett, I always insisted it was you from the very first day even when you tried to fool folks (my pals too) into believing you're M.uva, I stood my ground.

I can always sniff out your e-scent even if you operate Se.un's moniker. You failed to achieve your aim, flirted with girls to rebuild your dignity, floated your perversion in the Religion Section as a modern day atheist but even they who have been led astray rejected you.

Dejected, unfulfilled and fading into obscurity, you launched a last attempt at imprinting yourself on our minds again. This time, you'd always be remembered as a common identity thief who got chased into the shadows even with a mask.

Begone! O ye plunderer of culture and values! Fade into nothingness, o ye pervert!

lezznjr:
Brutalised! Eviscerated!! and shellacked!!!

The boy's clearly dying to he noticed. But I think he genuinely has a thing for Mimzy , albeit in a perverted sense. This calls for clinical depression and emotional trauma.

And wearing a mask on an internet forum is taking cowardice to a new height.

Hattchett:

What's with all the accusations sonofmark? I've told you severally that I'm not the owner of any of the aforestated monikers up there. Please quit associating me with all these controversies to further your cheap quest to be noticed as a detective.

Why you would think me to be capable of such deeds is really pathetic.

I have nothing in common with any of those you accused me off. I don't flirt cheapishly offlife, how much more on nairaland that's infested with fake guys masking as females.
Check my comments, I mostly comment in romance section, save for politics section and I've got just two posts there.

The rest of your claims are utterly ridiculous nonsense. No proof. No evidence.
I don't need validation from you who lives for online attention every second of your miserable life.

Failed NL detective. Bored bloke.

lol, when were you last seen?

prior to this, when did you comment last?

today you were summoned… today you arose

Hattchett:

What's with all the accusations sonofmark? I've told you severally that I'm not the owner of any of the aforestated monikers up there. Please quit associating me with all these controversies to further your cheap quest to be noticed as a detective.

Why you would think me to be capable of such deeds is really pathetic.

I have nothing in common with any of those you accused me off. I don't flirt cheapishly offlife, how much more on nairaland that's infested with fake guys masking as females.
Check my comments, I mostly comment in romance section, save for politics section and I've got just two posts there.

The rest of your claims are utterly ridiculous nonsense. No proof. No evidence.
I don't need validation from you who lives for online attention every second of your miserable life.

Failed NL detective. Bored bloke.

Lsofdk:

lol, when were you last seen?

prior to this, when did you comment last?

today you were summoned… today you arose

DissTroy:


[b] Aha! I knew I could always lure you out of the shadows when I want you to dance to the tune of death and fight the voices in your head.

Your moniker's
HATTCHETT with four 't's but I deliberately spelt it as 'HATCHETT' with three 't's'.

It's a bait I knew you'd take it hook, line and sinker! I knew in your crazed haze to spring up a defense, you'd never take note of the differences in spellings.

Pray tell, since the spellings are different, how then did you get the mention?

Again, your HATTCHETT (not the one mentioned) moniker has been inactive for a while but it's suddenly active and on this thread?

This is my amphitheater, hermit! I control your fate and when the orchestra is in play, the only thing about you that'd be moving are tears flowing down your eyes as I bring hell to your abode! It's a dance of e-death and you'd be going under.


Now you understand why I'm always a thousand steps ahead of you. I know your future 'cause I direct your actions. You are my puppet and right here, before the viewing public, I'd be 'telling' your tale of sordid affairs, hopeless despair and the forlorn look of a breathing stiff!


Worthless masquerade! Here you'd learn what your father never taught you - bowing down to superior knowledge.

May a thousand blowflies feed on your shriveled phallus! [/b]

Hattchett:



Huge pile of trash. If it isn't the sex-starved nigga who travelled down all the way to the east just to score a little girl's cünt and still got his lame ass handed back to him.

And you talk of pervision? I see you have no sense of pride and self-respect. I understand you are a lonely virgin hence your frustration bearing to the fore. Tell me, how has writing boring sex tales relieved your frustration? Porn would have been a better idea, but sadly, you'd have to wånk to death afterwards.

Old fool!

Hattchett:



Ah! Am so dead. Am convulsing in fits and shivering in trepidation because of your empty threats. Brainless weevil.

Up till now you are still short of sense? You will die prematuredly from your pent-up emotions before you find that which you seek, and as your condemned soul transtion to the afterlife would be when I come to guide you to mount doom.

You are so worthless and pitiable. Poor sad boy. You are so pained you have nothing on me to blackmail like you do other nairalanders. Struggling fûckwit.

You must be wondering how I always manage to elude you. Don't worry, my compromising screenshots are coming up soon.
Curse and howl as you please, I ain't ruffled.
No wonder the poor girl didn't win the contest. It's not difficult to guess it's because she surrounded herself with hyenas with failed lives.

Retårded swine!

Lsofdk:

lol, when were you last seen?

prior to this, when did you comment last?

today you were summoned… today you arose

Hattchett:



Huge pile of trash. If it isn't the sex-starved nigga who travelled down all the way to the east just to score a little girl's cünt and still got his lame ass handed back to him.

And you talk of pervision? I see you have no sense of pride and self-respect. I understand you are a lonely virgin hence your frustration bearing to the fore. Tell me, how has writing boring sex tales relieved your frustration? Porn would have been a better idea, but sadly, you'd have to wånk to death afterwards.

Old fool!

DissTroy:


[b] Aha! I knew I could always lure you out of the shadows when I want you to dance to the tune of death and fight the voices in your head.

Your moniker's
HATTCHETT with four 't's but I deliberately spelt it as 'HATCHETT' with three 't's'.

It's a bait I knew you'd take it hook, line and sinker! I knew in your crazed haze to spring up a defense, you'd never take note of the differences in spellings.

Pray tell, since the spellings are different, how then did you get the mention?

Again, your HATTCHETT (not the one mentioned) moniker has been inactive for a while but it's suddenly active and on this thread?

This is my amphitheater, hermit! I control your fate and when the orchestra is in play, the only thing about you that'd be moving are tears flowing down your eyes as I bring hell to your abode! It's a dance of e-death and you'd be going under.
Now you understand why I'm always a thousand steps ahead of you. I know your future 'cause I direct your actions. You are my puppet and right here, before the viewing public, I'd be 'telling' your tale of sordid affairs, hopeless despair and the forlorn look of a breathing stiff!
Worthless masquerade! Here you'd learn what your father never taught you - bowing down to superior knowledge.
May a thousand blowflies feed on your shriveled phallus! [/b]

lezznjr:


[b]And here he comes! Stunchlord,Decker, missclassy, the perverted sociopath who hates me because I e-bleeped all his crushes

Psychoneurotic invalid with chronic emotional mismanagement. See how you cry over mimzy's love and attention like a belly-struttering coward hiding from one alternate to another.

You played the good guy with your Decker moniker and girls shunned you online like a leprosy-overtaken maggot. And you came in various shades to try out newer methods to get noticed... you sold your soul to Mimzy for elections? Losing resides with you and you're never winning. Not when you keep whining like a dirt worm in contact with table salt whenever you see lezz e-charming girls you can only approach with an alternate!

You should be chopped alive into bits and burnt to ashes for being a mindless lunatic crying on the internet over a girl you haven't even met. Curse be placed on your head for bothering the cyber-world with your manic depression and psychopathic malady.

What do I call someone who addresses a girl's love hiding under an alternate? A waste of flesh and blood.

I am confident if your father could predict you would turn out like this, he would have pulled out of your mother's oozing cünt and ejaculated on her wrinkled laps to avoid your birth.
Depressed lunatic

[/b]

lezznjr:
Rubbish!!!

How do we explain the extent of your mental retardation that compelled you to use missclassy moniker as a female to hunt Nairaland chicks for 2 years and failed!!!

Isn't that why you hate me this bad!!! You can't do what I do except you come on the guise of an alternate!

Don't even think of treading this path with me; you will end up like ever spermatozoa that ran into your mother's acidic püssy: sudden death!

she had to rely on charity insemination from the coprse of a convicted armed-bandit to conceive you. That's the only explanation one can give for pervertedness.

Oya, go ask mommy your father's real identity. Lost son!