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Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by Bhuldoxxa(m): 11:28pm On Dec 13, 2016
Oh my gosh! Reading all these comments here is making me to believe that all the pre- wedding photographs #that has got people talking# are all publicity stunts.
As for me, I learned that you shouldn't use logic while dating a lady because it will definitely backfire!

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Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by Barigaboy(m): 11:29pm On Dec 13, 2016
7Alexander:
I learnt two lessons from my previous relationship, but as funny as it seems, I'm not imbibing those lessons in my current relationship and I pray to God I don't regret it.

These are,

Even while being optimistic, you have to be realistic.

Secondly, be nice, be loyal, but don't be a fool.

Lalasticlala
1. Don't attract a woman with material things.
2. Don't spend crazily on a woman becos u wanna get her love cos she would get use to it n once u don't have what u ve been keeping d relationship she lives.
3. Don't date a woman who doesn't possess the qualities u want in a woman cos if she mistakenly get pregnant u will hate yourself.
4. Don't love her too much or she will be making u fail exams.
5. When she is in love with u nack her well. Every guy who date a girl without sex is a toaster those who had sex her ex bf. So no where u belong
6. Don't jump around your girl or tighen her she would soon get tired of u. U can't watch her at all n don't ever think u following her around wouldn't make her cheat. If a woman loves u n u r following her here n there she would soon hate u. Woman get sex in a seconds before u open your eyes. So stop watching her around.
7. Women who doesn't like u r d ones who demands a lot. They don't demand from that ugly boy they r in love with.
8. If your woman is flirt don't beat her do your own n leave only weak guys beat women n its a course
9. Forgive whatever your babe must have done to u when she is doing something important eg exam, menstruate etc
10. When a woman is too demanding break up with her cos she go soon kill your carrier but if u go love? Good luck your account will soon b dormant.
11. Don't ever tell your babe about your salary or someone paying u some cash. She is going to place her percent on that n it might later result to break up.

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Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by yemsai(f): 11:30pm On Dec 13, 2016
dannycruiz:
lol Rise in love? I cany stop laughing..u will not understnd till u meet a guy dat will turn ur brain around with words and u cant go to bed without a word from him den u will know what falling in luv is all about
Waiting for dat man..(meaning it can neva happen) undecided
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by Lordnewton1(m): 11:31pm On Dec 13, 2016
vb
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by Lordnewton1(m): 11:31pm On Dec 13, 2016
stubbornman:
Never go on a long distance relationship with an Olosho

Delete her no. Immediately and block her on all social media

Nobody bleeps a girl better ,So when its your turn to fvck remove sentiment and bleep her like a devil

Sometimes take the pain and go tru her phone with your right hand and a LIFE SUPPORT on your left hand

Never let a girl weigh you down, move on before she does!!

God punish my Ex
omo! this one is strong... eleyi gidi gan

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Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by AK72: 11:32pm On Dec 13, 2016
*Love as much as possible, but never trust*.
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by olayiwolar1(m): 11:33pm On Dec 13, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:
1. Even when you want to break up, do it peacefully because you might again meet and need the person in future.

And....

2. Never you trust a woman, even when they seem loving and caring, they can easily backstab and betray your love and trust for them.

Finally...

3. Women, I mean all women have one problem or another, you can only know this when they become close to you. Its either she is facing family problem, or her past still hunt her, or she is facing financial problem, or she is facing academical problem, or she sees her period irregularly or she is always having stomach ache, or she finds it hard to love or .... just too numerous to mention.

To those ladies that intend to quote me and post trash, kindly know that I am not a kid in age and as at the last count I have dated 22 girls, from almost all tribes, religion, etc, so I know what I am saying, Nigeria women are all problematic.

And an advice to my fellow men...

4. Use every opportunity to fvck your gf pussy whenever it stares at you because she could dump you for another guy the next day morning no matter how much she claim to love you.

Final whistle...

5. Women crave for dick more than men crave for pussy.

I sight you bro.
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by olayiwolar1(m): 11:35pm On Dec 13, 2016
I've no gat for the bleeped up relationship cause i didn't lose a shit.

But the lone thing i've learned so far is, "there ain't nothing more pleasurable than being a single man"

Take it or leave it...... smiley

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Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by midehill(m): 11:36pm On Dec 13, 2016
Neva b too caring nd Neva b shy of ur lover,b in charge of d relationship as a guy nd Neva always obey ha...desobey ha sumtimes...

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Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by Nobody: 11:38pm On Dec 13, 2016
#NEVER fall in love,
#MOST hoes ain't loyal,
#DON'T forgive a hoe out of pity.

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Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by GentlemanUnltd: 11:38pm On Dec 13, 2016
olayiwolar1:

I sight you bro.
This one make you they sight me so, I they hold you money before? lol
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by Nobody: 11:38pm On Dec 13, 2016
7Alexander:

Sure, no one is perfect. But my partner is something else. Don't get me wrong, she is beautiful, homely, educated, and all those stuffs. But she's very inept, you know like socially unaware. She's only book smart, apart from that she knows nothing around her, heck, she doesn't even know the name of the vice president.
Personally, I hate small talks, I prefer intellectual and deep conversations, but she hardly makes any meaningful input
We can't have it all my dear... I'm sure u knew of her social unawareness before deciding to go into a relationship with her so y complain? Enjoy smiley
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by youngsahito(m): 11:43pm On Dec 13, 2016
eleburu:
I'm single
n searching?
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by sweettease(f): 11:44pm On Dec 13, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:

Lol. you care for an offline chat, preferably whatsapp? Don't worry, you wont need to post your contact here for me, there would be a way out.
really? With the way you've sold yourself already?
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by mimicious(f): 11:44pm On Dec 13, 2016
7Alexander:

Sometimes, you just can't help it. I'm a Cancer, when I love, I love with everything in me, honestly, and I hate that part of me.


cancer or not!! I just love the wrong people and it hurts

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Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by siegfried99(m): 11:47pm On Dec 13, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:

Lol, this my guy nor know me, sharply I told her to go jump into Australia river, deleted her contact and blocked her on whatsapp. Even God know say me nor get single joy.


grin grin.

* * * falls from ugu tree ***


cheesy grin
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by donestk(m): 11:50pm On Dec 13, 2016
Really?

mimicious:



cancer or not!! I just love the wrong people and it hurts
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by GentlemanUnltd: 11:50pm On Dec 13, 2016
siegfried99:


grin grin.
* * * falls from ugu tree ***

cheesy grin
Hahahaha, my guy the thing nor funny o, e pain me ehn
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by mimicious(f): 11:51pm On Dec 13, 2016
gramooreIjioma:

Nice comment dear I wish most of people can adapt it


most people are blind to see the truth

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Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by GentlemanUnltd: 11:52pm On Dec 13, 2016
sweettease:
really? With the way you've sold yourself already?

Moses was sold but he still ended up the best. I think you shouldn't think twice because its better you know what you re getting at which I guess you already know judging from my sold out post than meeting someone you do not know what he stands for and what he is capable of doing. Right now its more like the devil you now know is far more better than the angel you do not know.
Think babe, think!
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by siegfried99(m): 11:56pm On Dec 13, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:

Hahahaha, my guy the thing nor funny o, e pain me ehn



Sorry bro. But your comments are hilarious grin
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by GentlemanUnltd: 11:57pm On Dec 13, 2016
siegfried99:




Sorry bro. But your comments are hilarious grin

That's the best thing we all need in this recession, hilarious post to make us grin.
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by demolaxl(m): 11:58pm On Dec 13, 2016
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by CXLVII: 12:00am On Dec 14, 2016
Just one of those nights you at stupor and just wanna share the truth.

I dated a girl that she got so addicted to me and I started treating her so much like a side chick. She realized and didn't still let go.... was so much amused by the love knowing I could do anyhow and she still be there. Had 2 abortions with her and still made her believe I loved her.

To my greatest surprise, I only realised she was a citizen of the United States after I sold my mums engagement ring to book a flight for her. Never knew I tossed her away.....

In conclusion, I learnt that diamonds could alway be found in awkward places.

She was not just up to my level neither did she portray and characteristics of someone born in Ajegunle, how much more Atlanta.

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Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by Adeinfo: 12:11am On Dec 14, 2016
Barigaboy:

1. Don't attract a woman with material things.
2. Don't spend crazily on a woman becos u wanna get her love cos she would get use to it n once u don't have what u ve been keeping d relationship she lives.
3. Don't date a woman who doesn't possess the qualities u want in a woman cos if she mistakenly get pregnant u will hate yourself.
4. Don't love her too much or she will be making u fail exams.
5. When she is in love with u nack her well. Every guy who date a girl without sex is a toaster those who had sex her ex bf. So no where u belong
6. Don't jump around your girl or tighen her she would soon get tired of u. U can't watch her at all n don't ever think u following her around wouldn't make her cheat. If a woman loves u n u r following her here n there she would soon hate u. Woman get sex in a seconds before u open your eyes. So stop watching her around.
7. Women who doesn't like u r d ones who demands a lot. They don't demand from that ugly boy they r in love with.
8. If your woman is flirt don't beat her do your own n leave only weak guys beat women n its a course
9. Forgive whatever your babe must have done to u when she is doing something important eg exam, menstruate etc
10. When a woman is too demanding break up with her cos she go soon kill your carrier but if u go love? Good luck your account will soon b dormant.
11. Don't ever tell your babe about your salary or someone paying u some cash. She is going to place her percent on that n it might later result to break up.

Your.5 and 11.


I hail o

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Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by sweettease(f): 12:14am On Dec 14, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:

Moses was sold but he still ended up the best. I think you shouldn't think twice because its better you know what you re getting at which I guess you already know judging from my sold out post than meeting someone you do not know what he stands for and what he is capable of doing. Right now its more like the devil you now know is far more better than the angel you do not know.
Think babe, think!
right now, it's more like knowingly walking into burning coal
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by baby124: 12:22am On Dec 14, 2016
CXLVII:
Just one of those nights you at stupor and just wanna share the truth.

I dated a girl that she got so addicted to me and I started treating her so much like a side chick. She realized and didn't still let go.... was so much amused by the love knowing I could do anyhow and she still be there. Had 2 abortions with her and still made her believe I loved her.

To my greatest surprise, I only realised she was a citizen of the United States after I sold my mums engagement ring to book a flight for her. Never knew I tossed her away.....

In conclusion, I learnt that diamonds could alway be found in awkward places.

She was not just up to my level neither did she portray and characteristics of someone born in Ajegunle, how much more Atlanta.
See how you cheated yourself. The girl is very wise. How sure are you that she did abortions for you? She may just have been testing you and playing along. The mess up that you are did not disappoint. Lmao. Some guys think some girls have done abortion for them, which turns out to be a lie.

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Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by WizBLANCE(m): 12:22am On Dec 14, 2016
That love is not blind.... I now love with my eyes open.
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by GentlemanUnltd: 12:23am On Dec 14, 2016
sweettease:
right now, it's more like knowingly walking into burning coal

As humans, God has given us the ability of changing situations, who says you can't come in and change the situation to suit you?
Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You? by sweettease(f): 12:30am On Dec 14, 2016
GentlemanUnltd:

As humans, God has given us the ability of changing situations, who says you can't come in and change the situation to suit you?
Yeah right!

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