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Mikylopez:
I'm not so pretty . buh it's quite difficult trying to explain you are single and if u eventually get into a relationship ur partner or friends of ur partner automatically turn into a stalker or fbi agent invading ur privacy

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson]now they will all come here claiming fine brother no.[/color]

LePrezident:
Fine rebellious sister, can we see your pinshure?

how u know I'm fine if u never seen my pic?

And u may have already. I'm that chick who runs around here with the various "puff" monikers

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson]how u know I'm fine if u never seen my pic?

And u may have already. I'm that chick who runs around here with the various "puff" monikers[/color]

LePrezident:
Lol, so you are confessing to owning multiple monikers. But the chick who runs around wit the various puff monikers does not seem like someone who's a-rebel-yet-to-happen o, she is already the master of her own gang of rebels... so are you she

the 1 and the same

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson]the 1 and the same [/color]

LePrezident:
Lol, then we both know you're already a rebel.

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson]the 1 and the same [/color]

RedRubberDucky:

Zedicuz:
hi... Valeria, right?

valeri-E[/color]

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson] valeri-E[/color]

LePrezident:
DeepFriedPuff with interesting signature.

u saw that [/color]

Zedicuz:
puff puff.....


how have you been?

I'm good ,Maxi

u know if u wanna hide from the mods u prolly shouldn't put up a profile pic friendly advice

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson] u saw that [/color]

Decypher:
choi .. so for your mind now you fine ?

Flekky21:
lmao! I Wanted To Say That Too.

martinz1:
Op ,seriously I'm tired of the whole thing
Sometimes I wish I was dark and ugly

lodphil:
Babe pls what's that around ur ?, dog rope?

gedidiah:
At the end fine boiz may end up getting married to an ugly girl...

DozieInc:
I could relate bruh.
Two beautiful ladies (sisters actually) came to the shop the other day, to buy wine and things in preparation for the trad wedding of the elder one.
So we were really chatting fine, cracking jokes and all with my eyes on the other one. After the purchases I was "begging" for her number stylishly (yea I didn't have a girlfriend) The elder sister noticed it and over to join in the convo, I thought she would make things easier but these were her words " Esty he is a handsome and he even looks innocent but this type ehn they will later show you their true color and hurt you badly".
Na so she take put sand for my garri be dat.

ponti93:
Being a fine boy:

Although, being a handsome guy has it's own perks, there are some things that you experience.

1. First of all, the life of a fine boy is a sad and lonely one. It's harder for you to find love than the average regular looking guy.
(some gals... they just tell u straight to u face that dating a fine boy is stress to them... Like I don't understand... just for show off the my boo is cute finish but can't date him)
Fine boys are friendzoned more than any other human being on the face of the earth

2. Women generally don't take you seriously. No matter how romantic you try to be or how sincere your feelings towards them are, They assume u want to play with them or trying to toy with their feelings.
You'll be sitting there single, sad and lonely with your fineboyness looking @all those ugly guys happily in relationships

3. To women of the world, You're a play boy. Don't even try to fight it. All fine boys are players. You tell a girl you love her, she goes like,

"Aww how many girls have you told that today?"

Relationships are not for you. You're better as a chop and clean mouth side booty nigga.

4. When you finally manage to find a girlfriend that takes you serious, she doesn't ever seem to trust you.....She stalks you on facebook and instagram all day. The moment you drop your phone, she's scrolling through your call log
your WhatsApp and checking your DMs. She's constantly looking for incriminating evidence to indict you with; and even when she doesn't find one, She still says you're a player... Now to her you are king of destroying evidence.

5. You always have girlfriends you've never met or don't remember asking out. Sometimes, you don't even know these women. But nobody believes you have nothing with them because you're fine boy. You're a terrible liar.

(I personally almost died from this one! Rhamcee Munah can you relate??)

6. People never believe you when you tell them you're broke. They'll be like, "Why you go talk say you no get money na? As you fine like this" .... As if recession is afraid of fine faces.

7. People often think you're gay. It's even worse if you're light skinned. Gay men always make passes at you....(those @#**!!?@!)

8. Older women assume you're a gigolo. This one is quite flattering but still, come on! You're old enough to be my mother!

9. Some people always assume you don't have sense. You're like Kevin from Ghost Busters.
You're this ornamental human that's only good at looking good and nothing else. That's why most fine boys end up as models and actors. (No shade to models and actors.

10. If your boss happens to be a man, he'll hate you. He'll think the only thing he's paying you for is to shag all your female coworkers.

11. Your neighbors are always snitching on you. Nothing will end your relationship faster than having your girlfriend interact with them. These people don't know the difference between 'just friends' and 'girlfriend.

12. Last but not least, you're constantly sexually harassed by females. Right from when you were a child. But you can't even complain Or do anything because a man can never be sexually assaulted according to Nigerian mentality.

So when you see girls complaining on Facebook about thirsty men sliding in their DMs you just shake your your head and think to yourself, "Woman, you have no idea".

So, if you still think a handsome face is nothing but a bed of roses, think again.

I dinor say I am a fine boy oooo... Just relating somebody's experience.

Have a nice weekend o...

Fuqman:
LMAO... Every Tom, Dick and Harry working hard to relate with the scenario.

luminouz:
Am a fine boi! Have been told that since I was old enough to walk.....gets worse as u grow older.... Ur a Casanova...ur never broke....ur never serious....ur always a fvckboi......older women stare at ur crotch openly(as if d gateway to Paradise is there).....u see women eyes mist over...glaze..become droopy...n u know another daughter of eve is in hornnny land! N u sometimes wonder if being fine is a CURSE!
Not only that... Am very intelligent....high IQ...with a good dress sense! Personally I don't blame d ladies! Was made this way! Learnt to manage it!