Being a fine boy:

Although, being a handsome guy has it's own perks, there are some things that you experience.

1. First of all, the life of a fine boy is a sad and lonely one. It's harder for you to find love than the average regular looking guy.
(some gals... they just tell u straight to u face that dating a fine boy is stress to them... Like I don't understand... just for show off the my boo is cute finish but can't date him)
Fine boys are friendzoned more than any other human being on the face of the earth

2. Women generally don't take you seriously. No matter how romantic you try to be or how sincere your feelings towards them are, They assume u want to play with them or trying to toy with their feelings.
You'll be sitting there single, sad and lonely with your fineboyness looking @all those ugly guys happily in relationships

3. To women of the world, You're a play boy. Don't even try to fight it. All fine boys are players. You tell a girl you love her, she goes like,

"Aww how many girls have you told that today?"

Relationships are not for you. You're better as a chop and clean mouth side booty nigga.

4. When you finally manage to find a girlfriend that takes you serious, she doesn't ever seem to trust you.....She stalks you on facebook and instagram all day. The moment you drop your phone, she's scrolling through your call log
your WhatsApp and checking your DMs. She's constantly looking for incriminating evidence to indict you with; and even when she doesn't find one, She still says you're a player... Now to her you are king of destroying evidence.

5. You always have girlfriends you've never met or don't remember asking out. Sometimes, you don't even know these women. But nobody believes you have nothing with them because you're fine boy. You're a terrible liar.

(I personally almost died from this one! Rhamcee Munah can you relate??)

6. People never believe you when you tell them you're broke. They'll be like, "Why you go talk say you no get money na? As you fine like this" .... As if recession is afraid of fine faces.

7. People often think you're gay. It's even worse if you're light skinned. Gay men always make passes at you....(those @#**!!?@!)

8. Older women assume you're a gigolo. This one is quite flattering but still, come on! You're old enough to be my mother!

9. Some people always assume you don't have sense. You're like Kevin from Ghost Busters.
You're this ornamental human that's only good at looking good and nothing else. That's why most fine boys end up as models and actors. (No shade to models and actors.

10. If your boss happens to be a man, he'll hate you. He'll think the only thing he's paying you for is to shag all your female coworkers.

11. Your neighbors are always snitching on you. Nothing will end your relationship faster than having your girlfriend interact with them. These people don't know the difference between 'just friends' and 'girlfriend.

12. Last but not least, you're constantly sexually harassed by females. Right from when you were a child. But you can't even complain Or do anything because a man can never be sexually assaulted according to Nigerian mentality.

So when you see girls complaining on Facebook about thirsty men sliding in their DMs you just shake your your head and think to yourself, "Woman, you have no idea".

So, if you still think a handsome face is nothing but a bed of roses, think again.

I dinor say I am a fine boy oooo... Just relating somebody's experience.

Have a nice weekend o...

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Number 1 and 2 he just be like say you they talk to me

I swear I Don tire. Everything just tire me

e no easy. I can relate

I'm not so pretty . buh it's quite difficult trying to explain you are single and if u eventually get into a relationship ur partner or friends of ur partner automatically turn into a stalker or fbi agent invading ur privacy

I could relate bruh.
Two beautiful ladies (sisters actually) came to the shop the other day, to buy wine and things in preparation for the trad wedding of the elder one.
So we were really chatting fine, cracking jokes and all with my eyes on the other one. After the purchases I was "begging" for her number stylishly (yea I didn't have a girlfriend) The elder sister noticed it and over to join in the convo, I thought she would make things easier but these were her words " Esty he is a handsome and he even looks innocent but this type ehn they will later show you their true color and hurt you badly".
Na so she take put sand for my garri be dat.

Say what you know, girls don't friendzone good looking guys, they may be afraid to date you but they still end up being with you. They can't control it, it's reflex.

And don't ask me how I know. Gat no time for unnecessary mentions.

Mikylopez:
I'm not so pretty . buh it's quite difficult trying to explain you are single and if u eventually get into a relationship ur partner or friends of ur partner automatically turn into a stalker or fbi agent invading ur privacy

U must be lie mohammed's daughter

deathstroke:

U must be lie mohammed's daughter

brother are u trying to deny ur dad?

Mikylopez:
brother are u trying to deny ur dad?

Common pretty,cant u get the sarcasm?
Don't tell me you didn't

no 1,2,3 op, its really tiring..Nothing hurts more than these things. Till these very moment and at these my agae, have never foronce ha that girl have always loved.. what can a man do?

DozieInc:
I could relate bruh.
Two beautiful ladies (sisters actually) came to the shop the other day, to buy wine and things in preparation for the trad wedding of the elder one.
So we were really chatting fine, cracking jokes and all with my eyes on the other one. After the purchases I was "begging" for her number stylishly (yea I didn't have a girlfriend) The elder sister noticed it and over to join in the convo, I thought she would make things easier but these were her words " Esty he is a handsome and he even looks innocent but this type ehn they will later show you their true color and hurt you badly".
Na so she take put sand for my garri be dat.

choi .. so for your mind now you fine ?

crap

in m.i abaga's voice
see worwor pikin dey form handsome

very true

Mikylopez:
I'm not so pretty . buh it's quite difficult trying to explain you are single and if u eventually get into a relationship ur partner or friends of ur partner automatically turn into a stalker or fbi agent invading ur privacy

Ugly and proud
I know I worwor

Apus:
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Hmmm ..true .. I know dah feelings

Mikylopez:
I'm not so pretty . buh it's quite difficult trying to explain you are single and if u eventually get into a relationship ur partner or friends of ur partner automatically turn into a stalker or fbi agent invading ur privacy

lier u ar preett and I can neva belive u didnt have a bobo

we fine boys know

Decypher:
choi .. so for your mind now you fine ?

Haahaaah

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That No 10
. My former boss(female) was gossiping about me that I was doing fine boy at work, that I too dey dress... Imagine o, which kind dress mechanical engineer wan wear for work wey go be say he dey do fine boy

u dnt rily get frndzoned...unless u want to. u still get knacks, jst dat mst ll b scared f getting serz wit u...

Thanks, OP. I feel better now I know I don't stand alone.

McBrooklyn:

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Baba Happy Weekend, Sir.

LMAO... Every Tom, Dick and Harry working hard to relate with the scenario.

princefunmmy:
That No 10
. My former boss(female) was gossiping about me that I was doing fine boy at work, that I too dey dress... Imagine o, which kind dress mechanical engineer wan wear for work wey go be say he dey do fine boy

Lol... maybe ur overalls dey attract am