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Re: 12 Things Handsome Guys Go Through And Are Tired Of by Nobody: 6:01pm On Feb 16, 2017 |
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Re: 12 Things Handsome Guys Go Through And Are Tired Of by kazyhm(m): 6:12pm On Feb 16, 2017 |
ponti93: Being a fine boy:
Although, being a handsome guy has it's own perks, there are some things that you experience.
1. First of all, the life of a fine boy is a sad and lonely one. It's harder for you to find love than the average regular looking guy. (some gals... they just tell u straight to u face that dating a fine boy is stress to them... Like I don't understand... just for show off the my boo is cute finish but can't date him) Fine boys are friendzoned more than any other human being on the face of the earth
2. Women generally don't take you seriously. No matter how romantic you try to be or how sincere your feelings towards them are, They assume u want to play with them or trying to toy with their feelings. You'll be sitting there single, sad and lonely with your fineboyness looking @all those ugly guys happily in relationships
3. To women of the world, You're a play boy. Don't even try to fight it. All fine boys are players. You tell a girl you love her, she goes like,
"Aww how many girls have you told that today?"
Relationships are not for you. You're better as a chop and clean mouth side booty nigga.
4. When you finally manage to find a girlfriend that takes you serious, she doesn't ever seem to trust you.....She stalks you on facebook and instagram all day. The moment you drop your phone, she's scrolling through your call log your WhatsApp and checking your DMs. She's constantly looking for incriminating evidence to indict you with; and even when she doesn't find one, She still says you're a player... Now to her you are king of destroying evidence.
5. You always have girlfriends you've never met or don't remember asking out. Sometimes, you don't even know these women. But nobody believes you have nothing with them because you're fine boy. You're a terrible liar.
(I personally almost died from this one! Rhamcee Munah can you relate??)
6. People never believe you when you tell them you're broke. They'll be like, "Why you go talk say you no get money na? As you fine like this" .... As if recession is afraid of fine faces.
7. People often think you're gay. It's even worse if you're light skinned. Gay men always make passes at you....(those @#**!!?@!)
8. Older women assume you're a gigolo. This one is quite flattering but still, come on! You're old enough to be my mother!
9. Some people always assume you don't have sense. You're like Kevin from Ghost Busters. You're this ornamental human that's only good at looking good and nothing else. That's why most fine boys end up as models and actors. (No shade to models and actors.
10. If your boss happens to be a man, he'll hate you. He'll think the only thing he's paying you for is to shag all your female coworkers.
11. Your neighbors are always snitching on you. Nothing will end your relationship faster than having your girlfriend interact with them. These people don't know the difference between 'just friends' and 'girlfriend.
12. Last but not least, you're constantly sexually harassed by females. Right from when you were a child. But you can't even complain Or do anything because a man can never be sexually assaulted according to Nigerian mentality.
So when you see girls complaining on Facebook about thirsty men sliding in their DMs you just shake your your head and think to yourself, "Woman, you have no idea".
So, if you still think a handsome face is nothing but a bed of roses, think again.
I dinor say I am a fine boy oooo... Just relating somebody's experience.
Have a nice weekend o...
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