DozieInc:
I could relate bruh.
Two beautiful ladies (sisters actually) came to the shop the other day, to buy wine and things in preparation for the trad wedding of the elder one.
So we were really chatting fine, cracking jokes and all with my eyes on the other one. After the purchases I was "begging" for her number stylishly (yea I didn't have a girlfriend) The elder sister noticed it and over to join in the convo, I thought she would make things easier but these were her words " Esty he is a handsome and he even looks innocent but this type ehn they will later show you their true color and hurt you badly".
Na so she take put sand for my garri be dat.

I hope say no be you be the guy for your dp.

Na WA oooo. Who fine epp

manitobor:


I hope say no be you be the guy for your dp.

Lollz

[quote author=carammel post=53613853][/quote]mean hearted human being,change ur ways

Not all true. Personally I like cute guys and want them for keeps. Trust is a personal thing People build with time, so unless your showing signs that you can not be trusted .

6 so on point

Raydans:
All these applies to a broke fine boy. If you are a fine boy and got an heavy pocket, it doesn't take you a sweat to get true love per seconds
Them babes go wan die there

I can aswell relate

True love or money love

[quote author=carammel post=53613853][/quote]
Who be dis na? Caramel or camel?

lodphil:
mean hearted human being,change ur ways

U dey mind DAT Carmel? D thing pained her!

Yinkey6:

Baba Happy Weekend, Sir.

Same to you, Sir...

This is so true, no girl is taking me serious... the one i have is always suspecting me... always explaining every bit of my movement to her, still she still don't believe me. she always think i'm cheating on her. >:

In the past few years I would have agreed with the op analysis but Not anymore.

One thing about fine boiz is this! Because they are wooed left right and centre by ladies. They tend to forget about their main gf and get Carried away by distracting ladies. At the end, they break up with the main babe thinking the grass is greener at the other side Or the main babe gets fed up with their disappearing and appearing attitudes coupled with their arrogance. Whereas another cool guy has been pestering their main babe for a real relationship. At the end she leave her over fine bf and finds solace and love in the arms of an average presentable guy.
That's why most fine bois are always single without a babe on the long run. By the time. They clock 40years old, their eyes go come clear and they start becoming humble and focused in relationship. And quickly marry the first girl they say hi to.
Fine boiz na wahala.. They are never focused.. Always carried away with praises from ladies.
I no want fine boy abeg.. Such guys are just bunch of problems with their over bloated egos. Give me a presentable guy with prospects anytime any day.

Mind you, have dated very handsome guys in the past and all they ended up in doing is giving me high bp with their ego wey no get head.. And the irony is that am extremely pretty but my head is screwed right.. I hardly get swayed by distractors. So it amazes me when they are easily swayed by other women..
Bye bye to fine boiz.. I would rather live long and happy with a grounded average looking guy.

Story... Off my... Fúcking... life!

[quote author=carammel post=53613853][/quote]

Ajia meet in za oda room..

alexialin:
In the past few years I would have agreed with the op analysis but Not anymore.

One thing about fine boiz is this! Because they are wooed left right and centre by ladies. They tend to forget about their main gf and get Carried away by distracting ladies. At the end, they break up with the main babe thinking the grass is greener at the other side Or the main babe gets fed up with their disappearing and appearing attitudes coupled with their arrogance. Whereas another cool guy has been pestering their main babe for a real relationship. At the end she leave her over fine bf and finds solace and love in the arms of an average presentable guy.
That's why most fine bois are always single without a babe on the long run. By the time. They clock 40years old, their eyes go come clear and they start becoming humble and focused in relationship. And quickly marry the first girl they say hi to.
Fine boiz na wahala.. They are never focused.. Always carried away with praises from ladies.
I no want fine boy abeg.. Such guys are just bunch of problems with their over bloated egos. Give me a presentable guy with prospects anytime any day.

Mind you, have dated very handsome guys in the past and all they ended up in doing is giving me high bp with their ego wey no get head.. And the irony is that am extremely pretty but my head is screwed right.. I hardly get swayed by distractors. So it amazes me when they are easily swayed by other women..
Bye bye to fine boiz.. I would rather live long and happy with a grounded average looking guy.

chai,babe fine boys have really dealt with you.
Some of us are still good ooo

Ugly and proud

ponti93:
Being a fine boy:

Although, being a handsome guy has it's own perks, there are some things that you experience.

1. First of all, the life of a fine boy is a sad and lonely one. It's harder for you to find love than the average regular looking guy.
(some gals... they just tell u straight to u face that dating a fine boy is stress to them... Like I don't understand... just for show off the my boo is cute finish but can't date him)
Fine boys are friendzoned more than any other human being on the face of the earth

2. Women generally don't take you seriously. No matter how romantic you try to be or how sincere your feelings towards them are, They assume u want to play with them or trying to toy with their feelings.
You'll be sitting there single, sad and lonely with your fineboyness looking @all those ugly guys happily in relationships

3. To women of the world, You're a play boy. Don't even try to fight it. All fine boys are players. You tell a girl you love her, she goes like,

"Aww how many girls have you told that today?"

Relationships are not for you. You're better as a chop and clean mouth side booty nigga.

4. When you finally manage to find a girlfriend that takes you serious, she doesn't ever seem to trust you.....She stalks you on facebook and instagram all day. The moment you drop your phone, she's scrolling through your call log
your WhatsApp and checking your DMs. She's constantly looking for incriminating evidence to indict you with; and even when she doesn't find one, She still says you're a player... Now to her you are king of destroying evidence.

5. You always have girlfriends you've never met or don't remember asking out. Sometimes, you don't even know these women. But nobody believes you have nothing with them because you're fine boy. You're a terrible liar.

(I personally almost died from this one! Rhamcee Munah can you relate??)

6. People never believe you when you tell them you're broke. They'll be like, "Why you go talk say you no get money na? As you fine like this" .... As if recession is afraid of fine faces.

7. People often think you're gay. It's even worse if you're light skinned. Gay men always make passes at you....(those @#**!!?@!)

8. Older women assume you're a gigolo. This one is quite flattering but still, come on! You're old enough to be my mother!

9. Some people always assume you don't have sense. You're like Kevin from Ghost Busters.
You're this ornamental human that's only good at looking good and nothing else. That's why most fine boys end up as models and actors. (No shade to models and actors.

10. If your boss happens to be a man, he'll hate you. He'll think the only thing he's paying you for is to shag all your female coworkers.

11. Your neighbors are always snitching on you. Nothing will end your relationship faster than having your girlfriend interact with them. These people don't know the difference between 'just friends' and 'girlfriend.

12. Last but not least, you're constantly sexually harassed by females. Right from when you were a child. But you can't even complain Or do anything because a man can never be sexually assaulted according to Nigerian mentality.

So when you see girls complaining on Facebook about thirsty men sliding in their DMs you just shake your your head and think to yourself, "Woman, you have no idea".

So, if you still think a handsome face is nothing but a bed of roses, think again.

I dinor say I am a fine boy oooo... Just relating somebody's experience.

Have a nice weekend o...

OK, what about average guy like me, I get worried about looks, some ladies are something else when it comes to looking at me, I feel so embarrassed that I check if probably my shirt was torn without me noticing it or something like dirt on my head. sad part was this ugly lady that would greet a million times a day whenever she sees me around. at least they should spare some of us wet no get any swag to offer naw

1,2,3 is just true about me.... Girls prefer to be my bestie than girlfriend... Bt sincerely it works better, but no ownership

Fine boy is relative ooooo

Mrtolotolo:

Ajia meet in za oda room..

Wait unto the Lord Chief.

Mrtolotolo:

Ajia meet in za oda room..

Wait unto the Lord Chief.

U nail it broh

McBrooklyn:

Same to you, Sir...

McBrooklyn:

Same to you, Sir...

carammel:



Wait unto the Lord Chief.

Gist dey o...

lodphil:
chai,babe fine boys have really dealt with you.
Some of us are still good ooo

Yes o
They have dealt with me o
I won't lie

But thank God , am not weak minded. I came out stronger and more pragmatic.

Am not trying to show off but honestly am tired... i tought I was d only one oh, now I knw am not alone, it eases my pain... Lolz

U didn't add this, no body believes u are single no matter how honest u are.... Inshort every fine boy na liar.

Didnt think I was classed fine until I saw dis... I relate with 90% here

no 4 just illustrated the proclivity of my wife.
she is guilty of that.

Truth is most girls don't find it easy with d cute ones saying he's a player, cheat blablabla. But dey don't know how hard it is dealing with different female folks everyday is it d attention, praises, even wooing dez guys face everyday. Tell me how on earth will it be easy for him to stick to one girl?
To the guys out there, roll with classy chicks cuz dey ain't gonna be scared of nothing dey r made and have good self esteem not smalls girls dat r scared nd have low self esteem trust me it works.

Flekky21:
lmao! I Wanted To Say That Too.

lol.. btw . u fine oo .. is that you on ur dp

Kenshinmunac:
Number 1 and 2 he just be like say you they talk to me

I swear I Don tire. Everything just tire me

Everything tire you, like say you fine.
Oya worwor na!

Decypher:
lol.. btw . u fine oo .. is that you on ur dp

yes....

Flekky21:
yes....

cool.