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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by xbee20(m): 11:39pm On Mar 25, 2017
Wen Dino said Geograpy is in faculty of Art!!! Imagine
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by younghartz(m): 11:43pm On Mar 25, 2017
fpeter:


Tell me more....this sounds interesting.
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by piagetskinner(m): 11:44pm On Mar 25, 2017
someone once told me he could move objects with his mind

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by KKKWHITE(m): 11:46pm On Mar 25, 2017
That apostle suleman will be faced with a sex scandal .
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:47pm On Mar 25, 2017
younghartz:
She said "I'm not a human being" my brain lied to me "saying it ain't true.

a yr later it was true..,,

Was she a mammy water?
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by kushme: 11:49pm On Mar 25, 2017
whitering:
In my teens years, my mum once told me that, If I allow any man to huge me, I will be pregnant. Also, I saw one of my big aunties with a Pad she just turn the matter say na new design for sponge.

cheesy. I can relate to this.. cos my ex(yrs back) said the same thing about touching/ hugging, "thus says her mum".. Eventually, when I gave her those gentle and sweet repeated pushes(made love to her).

The girl forgot the lies and bought the reality of sweet mourning that night....

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:51pm On Mar 25, 2017
blank:
When I was in primary school, I tried really hard for people to believe that I had flown in a plane before. I told them that I opened the window and caught the clouds. That it tasted like cotton candy. But my mum warned me that it can kill. grin

*sings* why you too dey lie like this?, e good for your eye? *sings*
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by HENRY940: 11:52pm On Mar 25, 2017
......that the Queen of England,

endorsed Biafra

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by KKKWHITE(m): 11:52pm On Mar 25, 2017
That the world will come to an end the year 2000 but its 2017 now .

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by iRepLagos: 11:53pm On Mar 25, 2017
zeezeegal:
Keep Doubtin... And Will Keep Maintainin My Virginity
Keep Mentainin it biko

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:54pm On Mar 25, 2017
Jaymaxxy:
INDIA - 99

NIGERIA- 1

STILL LOOKING FOR PERSON WEY INVENT THAT LIE. I NO FIT FOGIVE AM.

Lolz....I remember that lie...I believed it and spread it like gospel. Because of that single lie, I dey search for India for sega mega drive 2 superstar soccer deluxe..

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by chiraqDemon(m): 11:54pm On Mar 25, 2017
Phi001:

It's the same one na...



and that's the reason why India was banned from playing football...
I believed it o as a kid
When i watched shaolin soccer i was telling my friends that chinese ppl were acting true story about that match match
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by pxjosh(m): 11:56pm On Mar 25, 2017
younghartz:


dated her for like 2yrs b4 she told me her story.... A yr later she was no more,
went to her family's house and her brother was like she died 3yrs ago... Holy
and I've being going to their family's house steady with her .... The brother and I do talk well b4 she disappeared but going to her house that faithful day d bro said he doesn't even know me Cold catch me.. Met her at lasu... And her family house was at isashi

night don reach b4 fear enter my body again

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:57pm On Mar 25, 2017
tosyne2much:
I have a friend who is a chronic liar, so I will share one of his greatest punchlines

Tosin, abeg give me garri make I drink... Na pounded my mumsy cook but I no gree chop am because the okra soup too draw jawe shocked

It keeps me wonder what manner of lies can people unleash

Its possible sha. I select food a lot Whenever mumc cooks food that I dnt like, na to drink garri straight. Those pre teen years...I dey hide garri under bed, for wardrobe...even rat no fit sabi the location. Mumsy talk tire..I've outgrown it sha...I love my eyes
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by kaponeski(m): 11:58pm On Mar 25, 2017
When I mistakenly swallowed orange seed, they said d tree would grow over night

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:59pm On Mar 25, 2017
dacovajnr:
Haba Baami! Na Concord be the private jet? shocked

Gulfstream G600 can take you from new York to Tokyo in less than 13 hrs...so its very possible
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Phi001(m): 11:59pm On Mar 25, 2017
younghartz:


dated her for like 2yrs b4 she told me her story.... A yr later she was no more,
went to her family's house and her brother was like she died 3yrs ago... Holy
and I've being going to their family's house steady with her .... The brother and I do talk well b4 she disappeared but going to her house that faithful day d bro said he doesn't even know me Cold catch me.. Met her at lasu... And her family house was at isashi

night don reach b4 fear enter my body again
I would've said super story but lemme shut up...
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by younghartz(m): 12:01am On Mar 26, 2017
Phi001:

I would've said super story but lemme shut up...

ok....
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by dacovajnr: 12:01am On Mar 26, 2017
myking95:


Gulfstream G600 can take you from new York to Tokyo in less than 13 hrs...so its very possible
in less than 13hrs? so how many hrs left in a day? To cover the remaining trips and find a good restaurant to have his meal and drive back to the airport??

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Tamarapetty(f): 12:02am On Mar 26, 2017
when my friend told me she was cooking(cause of late replies) and meanwhile she was in a whatsapp group chat .didn't realise i was also there

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by nicerichard05: 12:03am On Mar 26, 2017
Eji said she has only had s*x once buh d day we banged I discover she had a well down der cry cry
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by EXLOVER(m): 12:04am On Mar 26, 2017
younghartz:


dated her for like 2yrs b4 she told me her story.... A yr later she was no more,
went to her family's house and her brother was like she died 3yrs ago... Holy
and I've being going to their family's house steady with her .... The brother and I do talk well b4 she disappeared but going to her house that faithful day d bro said he doesn't even know me Cold catch me.. Met her at lasu... And her family house was at isashi

night don reach b4 fear enter my body again
chairman take am easy nah. The thread na about worst lie when person dor yan us. This your story just be like old time nollywood story o

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:08am On Mar 26, 2017
younghartz:


dated her for like 2yrs b4 she told me her story.... A yr later she was no more,
went to her family's house and her brother was like she died 3yrs ago... Holy
and I've being going to their family's house steady with her .... The brother and I do talk well b4 she disappeared but going to her house that faithful day d bro said he doesn't even know me Cold catch me.. Met her at lasu... And her family house was at isashi

night don reach b4 fear enter my body again

Hope u went for deliverance after that. You don go jam karashika. What u said is not impossible, but is uncommon. But only by people highly involved in the occult..(likely marine in her case)..depending on how much she sold herself, the demon spirit guide (kudulani) can actually lay claim to her body without her body seeing corruption... (I.e, the spirit becomes the life force to that body, so it can't decompose. However unlike human spirits, demons or angelic beings were not created with a body, and cud only use a body on special occasions as ordered by God like the angels who visited Abraham and lot at Sodom, a human being possesses authority to yield his body to whatever spirit of his choice provided the human is willing to pay the price.) Bro if you slept with that girl, u have not been sleeping with a human being( like human spirit), na demonic spirit u don dey tidy so...u need MFM asap. Sex is powerful.

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:10am On Mar 26, 2017
I Love You.
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by juman(m): 12:11am On Mar 26, 2017
APC change was the biggest lie.

Very senseless set of people.

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:11am On Mar 26, 2017
dacovajnr:
in less than 13hrs so how many hrs left in a day? To cover the remaining trip and find a good restaurant to eat and drive back to the airport??

Dude, Tokyo to New York is the longest straight route in aviation..London to Germany...might take less than 2 hrs on a cessena citation, talk less of a G600, Germany to south Africa about 5 hrs...sonits very possible...google it
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Champele(m): 12:12am On Mar 26, 2017
The biggest lie I ever heard was that God is real. That the more you give to church the more your bank account bal multiplies. That God loves a cheerful giver.

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by tosyne2much(m): 12:14am On Mar 26, 2017
myking95:


Its possible sha. I select food a lot Whenever mumc cooks food that I dnt like, na to drink garri straight. Those pre teen years...I dey hide garri under bed, for wardrobe... even rat no fit sabi the location. Mumsy talk tire..I've outgrown it sha...I love my eyes
Hahahahaha you don use lag finish me ooo cheesy
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by olajide2428(m): 12:15am On Mar 26, 2017
HENRY940:
......that the Queen of England,

endorsed Biafra


O boi, see lie. .......i respect o shocked

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by bidak(m): 12:15am On Mar 26, 2017
Remembered one of my friends in primary school told me that his mom reversed from Ibadan to Lagos

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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by dacovajnr: 12:16am On Mar 26, 2017
myking95:


Dude, Tokyo to New York is the longest straight route in aviation..London to Germany...might take less than 2 hrs on a cessena citation, talk less of a G600, Germany to south Africa about 5 hrs...sonits very possible...google it
Bro you ain't getting it, Unless he's having those meals while the jet is in motion then it's not possible bro!...won't he alight from the plane and get to his prepared restaurant to have his meal?? Then back to his Jet

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