Friedyokes:
VOTE ME AND I WILL MAKE DOLLAR EQUAL TO NAIRA

AhahahaA

zeezeegal:
Keep Doubtin... And Will Keep Maintainin My Virginity

you can keep it for as long as you want.

not my circus, not my monkey....

your virginity, your vagina..

i have no shoes - uncle jona.

When I was in pry school. Some one told me to throw my tooth on top of the roof in our house in order for a new one to grow. If I didn't... It won't grow out.

Men those primary school lies get muscle die.... I recall a lying competition, everybody just dey Bobo na so me sef yarn say we rich wella but thief come for night con steal our swimming pool.......u go fear na

ajalawole:
That Nigeria Vs India match. Fifa self no get the record

lol dat one na national lie

I just looking at oga Lie Mohammed the greatest lair of all time.
His lies are all great though.

In the childhood days, one guy go dey tell us say him father dey rear all wild animals (like lion elephant snake.). Dem get all of them for backyard.. na so we go dey fear go near his house.

Its a pity, the guy done colo now.

ThankYouGod:
India beat Nigeria 100:1. And it was Segun Odegbami that scored the only goal for Nigeria. He eventually retired from playing football due to the injury he sustained when he scored that one goal.

All 90's kids heard of this "great lie"

ThankYouGod:
India beat Nigeria 100:1. And it was Segun Odegbami that scored the only goal for Nigeria. He eventually retired from playing football due to the injury he sustained when he scored that one goal.

Cant be complete if you dont add, India was banned forever after the game because our goal keeper was seeing lion instead of the ball.

That children are the leaders of tomorrow in Nigeria

i was told buhari is dead but he's alive.

She told me she didn't love me.. But I could see it in her eyes that she was lying.

Phi001:

but it doesn't...

yeah it doesn't.when you were still a kid,tell me you don't cry whenever you are given an injection

that PMB will win 2019

myking95:


Hope u went for deliverance after that. You don go jam karashika. What u said is not impossible, but is uncommon. But only by people highly involved in the occult..(likely marine in her case)..depending on how much she sold herself, the demon spirit guide (kudulani) can actually lay claim to her body without her body seeing corruption... (I.e, the spirit becomes the life force to that body, so it can't decompose. However unlike human spirits, demons or angelic beings were not created with a body, and cud only use a body on special occasions as ordered by God like the angels who visited Abraham and lot at Sodom, a human being possesses authority to yield his body to whatever spirit of his choice provided the human is willing to pay the price.) Bro if you slept with that girl, u have not been sleeping with a human being( like human spirit), na demonic spirit u don dey tidy so...u need MFM asap. Sex is powerful.

This is the biggest lie I've ever read

myking95:


Dude, Tokyo to New York is the longest straight route in aviation..London to Germany...might take less than 2 hrs on a cessena citation, talk less of a G600, Germany to south Africa about 5 hrs...sonits very possible...google it

What about time zone? Is it lunch time in Tokyo when it breakfast time in Germany? And is it the same day?

Aside the India vs Nigeria match.... Another big lie I was told when that Jesus ll come in year 2000

zeezeegal:
Dick Suckin Can Make Me Pregnant... Fear Catch Me O

hilarious

jupitre:

yeah it doesn't.when you were still a kid,tell me you don't cry whenever you are given an injection

The last time I cried because of an injection was when I was five...

Zhahovic:
When ladies tell me they do not intend to have sex till marriage........diabolical liars..

the underline word is INTEND so how is it a lie

ThankYouGod:
India beat Nigeria 100:1. And it was Segun Odegbami that scored the only goal for Nigeria. He eventually retired from playing football due to the injury he sustained when he scored that one goal.

my version of the epic lie was that, the scorer died oo..

A classmate in JSS 2 1s told me his dad always press

Clutch, brake and Accelerator altogether and his car will fly.

I believed

Our teachers used to tell us in primary school that we were the leaders of tomorrow.

Big lie

Make I put the head

The lie that made me lose my job was the one Rotimi Amechi said that he has never taken bribe in his life.
When I got to walk that day I told my oyibo supervisor about it. He asked if I believe it. I replied "it may be possible". He left me. 30 minutes later the boss called and sacked me for been dumb.

Although I have a house in leaking but I'm not staying there(yinmu)

In high school physic class.... That atom is the smallest indivisible particle of an element.

Sometimes around 1994 my primary school days when l mistakenly swallowed seed of a fruit n d told me it wil grow through my head... God! I cried for 3days...

Sometimes I wonder why people tell lies

Too much lies now days.........

No one trust....even yourself.......

Hi, Please how did itb finally play out?

TINALETC3:
D day I visited my frnds, I ws jst 5 den, as I ws playing wt dem, one of dem sed dat d money dia dad gave dem ws missing and I suddenly bcame d suspect, dey told me dat if I accept dat am d thief dat dey wl leav me and 4get it, I accepted, bt knowing I ws making a terrible mistake

That he will make $1=N1