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optional1:
ladies stop following guys who thinks your physical endowment wasn't the one that caught their attention..

The ones who think sex is only favouring you, when we have cucumber, cassave, carrot, rod. And they have none..

I just turned 18...Please which one is cucumber, cassave, carrot, rod

optional1:
ladies stop following guys who thinks your physical endowment wasn't the one that caught their attention..

The ones who think sex is only favouring you, when we have cucumber, cassave, carrot, rod. And they have none..

Guys stop following girls whose whole idea of self worth ends with the way they look


And the ones who forget how cchea Vaseline is in the market

optional1:
lolzz

nairaland is boring wait i will give you assignment to do..

oya give me I am waiting

alexis007:
My sister, I dey my room dey chop chicken suya with better drinks wey go well. Wanna turn up for my venue?

But I no go give you tp to go back your house shaa.

lolz

money for your school fee you dey take buy chicken and suye and beer just to impress one girl.

Your plan don fail...

tosyne2much:
Nawa ooooh. The purpose of going into a relationship is becoming ridiculous everyday

Listen up, I have been dating my girlfriend for the past 15 years and I have never for once given her transport fare or spent one Naira on her. She transports herself to and fro from Nassarawa to Lagos, helps me with chores, cooks for me, treats me well in da other room and will even take me out and pay for date

A lady like that has become an extinct in this immoral world of slay queens

Lalasticlala, what is really wrong with ladies of nowadays?

If this is true, u suppose dey shame

connectpoint:
I just turned 18...Please which one is cucumber, cassave, carrot, rod

those are fruits they are good for the eyes they also give use vitamin C and energy..



Rod is a straight iron use for hitting anyone's head who wants to steal the fruits..

optional1:
those are fruits they are good for the eyes they also give use vitamin C and energy..



Rod is a straight iron use for hitting anyone's head who wants to steal the fruits..

Na wa o... Ladies are listening to too much rap thesedays...All of una with aggressive undertones...Okay okay let's reach a compromise ..I'll give you tfare come..

sunshineG:

Guys stop following girls whose whole idea of self worth ends with the way they look


And the ones who forget how cchea Vaseline is in the market

ladies stop following guys who keep lie behind their keypad whenever you caught them red handed..


And guys who buy cheap vaseline because they are broke.

connectpoint:
She's a cool chic ? Tell me bro.... She's always saying come and beat me at home.. Is she one of us?

She's not a cool chick. At least not my type.

DeeTus:
She's not a cool chick. At least not my type.

If she's not your type then she's not mine too.. Optional.. sorry but you're an optional...

optional1:
oga sir


I Sleeping with them broke guys? Have i slept with you since you among them broke niggas...


Your last statement was that an insult or yab

Not an insult. You've slept with some broke guys. Stop all these bullshits, okay?

connectpoint:
If she's not your type then she's not mine too.. Optional.. sorry but you're an optional...

Hahahahaha.

optional1:
ladies stop following guys who keep lie behind their keypad whenever you caught them red handed..


And guys who buy cheap vaseline because they are broke.

guys stop looking for ladies who hide behind their keyboard to insult men
Even though they are lonely
And always using cucumber and unripe banana to service themselves
m

DeeTus:
She's not a cool chick. At least not my type.

lolz

who then are your type??

DeeTus:
Hahahahaha.

I'm kiddin o.. I can bet ya she's a cool chic trying to act bad bae online..

sunshineG:
guys stop looking for ladies who hide behind their keyboard to insult men
Even though they are lonely
And always using cucumber and unripe banana to service themselves
m

I just fell off the chair..Lol

connectpoint:
I just fell off the chair..Lol

connectpoint:
If she's not your type then she's not mine too.. Optional.. sorry but you're an optional...

see them broke guys...

Optional's eyes is open more than you expected right??

optional1:
see them broke guys...

Optional's eyes is open more than you expected right??

Haba.. I'm not broke oh.. abeg...Please remove me from that category abeg.....We just don't spend on ladies or invest our effort on ladies that are not worth it..

As basket mouth once suggested, they are ladies that are meant to sleep on d floor, there are those the bed is meant for...we simply treat Y'all according to your species

mapist:
If this is true, u suppose dey shame

No shame for dia my brother

tosyne2much:
No shame for dia my brother

So you gate gifrl for 15 years abi... you try well well

tosyne2much:
No shame for dia my brother

DeeTus:
Not an insult. You've slept with some broke guys. Stop all these bullshits, okay?

and you must be the least guy i slept with that i among send to the other world if not that your guy who has sense bail you out from my trap....


So brokely work hard next time keep a lot of cash in your room cos when next i visit you, you won't like it....





See as you come carry this matter for head like pour water.. Mtchwww.

optional1:
lolz

who then are your type??

My kind of girl is a high maintenance chick, flamboyant and spontaneous. She is also the one who wakes me up from sleep, after preparing the breakfast.

My kind of girl is the one who is very loyal to me and calls me every one hour to hear my voice. My sweet voice, you know? My kind of girl would also get food ready whenever my niggas come to my house.

DeeTus:
My kind of girl is a high maintenance chick, flamboyant and spontaneous. She is also the one who wakes me up from sleep, after preparing the breakfast.

My kind of girl is one who is very loyal to me and calls me every one hour to hear my voice. My sweet voice, you know? My kind of girl also gets food ready whenever my niggas come to my house.

high maintenance chick, flamboyant and spontaneous...

connectpoint:
So you gate gifrl for 15 years abi... you try well well

Na so e suppose dey be baba

sunshineG:
guys stop looking for ladies who hide behind their keyboard to insult men
Even though they are lonely
And always using cucumber and unripe banana to service themselves
m

ladies cucumber and bananas are fruit they are good for a healthy person..

Stop following guys who thinks other wise...

And stop following guys who uses cheap vaseline as honeypot to satisfy themselves cos they are broke..

Na wa o..the rise of the feminist movement will leave us all with no chics..we need to silence this girl...anyone has abba kyari number? we need to tag this bae mehn

connectpoint:
Haba.. I'm not broke oh.. abeg...Please remove me from that category abeg.....We just don't spend on ladies or invest our effort on ladies that are not worth it..

As basket mouth once suggested, they are ladies that are meant to sleep on d floor, there are those the bed is meant for...we simply treat Y'all according to your species

good for you

but make sure you go with those who will sleep on the bed not on the floor..

Carrying the ones who sleep on the floor means you are damn broke....

connectpoint:
high maintenance chick, flamboyant and spontaneous...

Yeah

I love to spoil my kind of girl and her friends. When they get back home? Wow....they will sing my praises. like he's such a nice guy, where as they don't know that he's a good bad guy. Hahahahaha.

optional1:
good for you

but make sure you go with those who will sleep on the bed not on the floor..

Carrying the ones who sleep on the floor means you are damn broke....

Abeg untag me from broke..biko nu..I'm not in that class..abeg yu

DeeTus:
Yeah

I love to spoil my kind of girl and her friends. When they get back home? Wow....they will sing my praises. like he's such a nice guy, where as they don't know that he's a good bad guy. Hahahahaha.

Haahahahaha I am having a loud laugh at home because of you..abeg...I'm skeptical about treating girls that way o..Will try it on optional sha... maybe she go open like ten threads singing my worship..