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What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by ChristisGod: 7:48pm On Aug 13
Women can be very funny and dangerous
A woman would employ any method at all
Just to sleep with him


Share your experiences
What has been your funniest and did u fall for it?
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by IceColdVeins(m): 2:53pm On Aug 14
CHEERS
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by IceColdVeins(m): 2:53pm On Aug 14
CHEERS
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by seniorgozman(m): 2:57pm On Aug 14
Let me book space

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by vingeophysicist(m): 2:59pm On Aug 14
Mopping at me like she wants to kill me
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by cooooooks(m): 3:08pm On Aug 14
....

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Preciousgirl(f): 4:15pm On Aug 14
cooooooks:
1. In Sec sch. I was in SS2, two different SS1 boys tell me that a class girl of theirs says she likes me but they don't tell me who. End of the session comes and one of them comes to say she's waiting for me and tells me who it is. I went and we spoke for close to 2 hours . It was nearly midnight when we went back to our hostels

2. I was dancing in a club with friends. This girl kept bumping into me so we moved to another part of the dancefloor. 20 mins later, she bumps into me again. Later, as we were leaving, her friend gives me her number. She smiles and waves as she's going home.

3. A girl that everyone knew liked me decides to dance with a younger guy in the club. Even making out. Okay, i start lighting up the dancefloor and girls are hanging onto me. This girl who likes me comes with other members of our group and pulls me off, claiming that these girls are not "fine enough". Mtchew. Last last, we went home together that night.


OK o, clap for yourself
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by bdsm: 5:22pm On Aug 14
Ok
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by starbuck(f): 5:55pm On Aug 14
cooooooks:
1. In Sec sch. I was in SS2, two different SS1 boys tell me that a class girl of theirs says she likes me but they don't tell me who. End of the session comes and one of them comes to say she's waiting for me and tells me who it is. I went and we spoke for close to 2 hours . It was nearly midnight when we went back to our hostels

2. I was dancing in a club with friends. This girl kept bumping into me so we moved to another part of the dancefloor. 20 mins later, she bumps into me again. Later, as we were leaving, her friend gives me her number. She smiles and waves as she's going home.

3. A girl that everyone knew liked me decides to dance with a younger guy in the club. Even making out. Okay, i start lighting up the dancefloor and girls are hanging onto me. This girl who likes me comes with other members of our group and pulls me off, claiming that these girls are not "fine enough". Mtchew. Last last, we went home together that night.




You ended up saying nothing

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by DrBrainstorm(m): 6:01pm On Aug 14
cooooooks:
1. In Sec sch. I was in SS2, two different SS1 boys tell me that a class girl of theirs says she likes me but they don't tell me who. End of the session comes and one of them comes to say she's waiting for me and tells me who it is. I went and we spoke for close to 2 hours . It was nearly midnight when we went back to our hostels

2. I was dancing in a club with friends. This girl kept bumping into me so we moved to another part of the dancefloor. 20 mins later, she bumps into me again. Later, as we were leaving, her friend gives me her number. She smiles and waves as she's going home.

3. A girl that everyone knew liked me decides to dance with a younger guy in the club. Even making out. Okay, i start lighting up the dancefloor and girls are hanging onto me. This girl who likes me comes with other members of our group and pulls me off, claiming t hat these girls are not "fine enough". Mtchew. Last last, we went home together that night.
Dafvck was that bro?

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by ekitimanalways: 6:03pm On Aug 14
cooooooks:
1. In Sec sch. I was in SS2, two different SS1 boys tell me that a class girl of theirs says she likes me but they don't tell me who. End of the session comes and one of them comes to say she's waiting for me and tells me who it is. I went and we spoke for close to 2 hours . It was nearly midnight when we went back to our hostels

2. I was dancing in a club with friends. This girl kept bumping into me so we moved to another part of the dancefloor. 20 mins later, she bumps into me again. Later, as we were leaving, her friend gives me her number. She smiles and waves as she's going home.

3. A girl that everyone knew liked me decides to dance with a younger guy in the club. Even making out. Okay, i start lighting up the dancefloor and girls are hanging onto me. This girl who likes me comes with other members of our group and pulls me off, claiming that these girls are not "fine enough". Mtchew. Last last, we went home together that night.
Dauda the sexy guy! cheesy
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Preciousgirl(f): 6:31pm On Aug 14
ekitimanalways:

Dauda the sexy guy! cheesy


angry
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 6:47pm On Aug 14
She kept tagging and verbally attacking me in public. angry crazy came online private to start professing and spewing confession s about how I make her feel different and babyish blah blah

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by vybzkartel: 6:56pm On Aug 14
She reported me to the policd

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by NLSavage: 7:20pm On Aug 14
BlueAirsMother:




Which girl is this? The village girl your uncle brought to our farm last year?
hehehe

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Blackivy27(f): 7:22pm On Aug 14
BlueAir:
She kept tagging and verbally attacking me in public. angry crazy came online private to start professing and spewing confession s about how I make her feel different and babyish blah blah
Lol grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Blackivy27(f): 7:23pm On Aug 14
BlueAirsMother:




Which girl is this? The village girl your uncle brought to our farm last year?
grin Blueairsmother??
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 7:26pm On Aug 14
Blackivy27:
Lol grin
I called it the dark era.her obsession made perfectly good to go but we cut off because of "my friends says this and that" angry
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 7:29pm On Aug 14
Blackivy27:
grin Blueairsmother??
dont mind the deranged psychotic paedophile. She's obsessed and burning about the treatment i gave her last nah to start acting full time madness around me now grin bearing "blueairmother"


Lol her madness is yet to begin
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Blackivy27(f): 7:32pm On Aug 14
BlueAir:
I called it the dark era.her obsession made perfectly good to go but we cut off because of "my friends says this and that" angry
cheesy
most of the guys i like later said i was mean to them. I dont know how tho. Anytime ill see them i would start blushing surprised they didnt notice.
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Blackivy27(f): 7:34pm On Aug 14
BlueAir:
dont mind the deranged psychotic paedophile. She's obsessed and burning about the treatment i gave her last nah to start acting full time madness around me now grin bearing "blueairmother"


Lol her madness is yet to begin
Abeg i cant laugh. It might be secret love, wink
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by dayleke(m): 7:35pm On Aug 14
starbuck:





You ended up saying nothing

So You want the whole nine yards story?
The whole shenanigans?
Not gonna happen grin

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by StPete: 7:37pm On Aug 14
Back at the university she liked me, always complementing my perfume. Was too book conscious to understand the whole set up. Las las she called me okobo for ignoring the whole sign. Chai!
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by wittyt98(m): 7:47pm On Aug 14
Well.... a girl I used to date jsjKai right In front of her najajaj. I was surprised but she asked me to nzjalal. I obeyed and we went from jahajw to laiwnka. most times when I remember that day I just kakwlamwn grin in other words.. i have nothing to say buh if we no make front page wetin we lwbejwo?

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by vybzkartel: 8:13pm On Aug 14
wittyt98:
Well.... a girl I used to date jsjKai right In front of her najajaj. I was surprised but she asked me to nzjalal. I obeyed and we went from jahajw to laiwnka. most times when I remember that day I just kakwlamwn grin in other words.. i have nothing to say buh if we no make front page wetin we lwbejwo?


Mud man

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Useku(m): 8:23pm On Aug 14
Went for night class at law faculty to study, there were about 20 people who came to study too.

They all left leaving me and two gals behind.

few minutes after mid night , I stepped out to smoke my stuff as the whole formulas no dey enter my head.

Then, there came one of the gals asking me if I was in that faculty that she was seeing me for the first time and bla bla.

Then she started advising me how dangerous smoking was and that it didn't match my look,we Sha started talking about lots of other stuffs till around 2am.

All of a sudden one thing lead to another , I brought my my wallet,picked my stuff, she turned the doggy way and that was it.

We were an item till I graduated,never met a nicer lady afterwards.

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by abercrombie(m): 9:20pm On Aug 14
wittyt98:
Well.... a girl I used to date jsjKai right In front of her najajaj. I was surprised but she asked me to nzjalal. I obeyed and we went from jahajw to laiwnka. most times when I remember that day I just kakwlamwn grin in other words.. i have nothing to say buh if we no make front page wetin we lwbejwo?
baba this your weed no be here o

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Blackivy27(f): 6:35am On Aug 15
BlueAirsMother:


Not at all. A mother can never love her son that way. moreover this particular son of mine is a confirmed paedophile.
Your son made the same accusation. Who to believe?

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