Timhim:



Okay Babalawos, I will like to become a Wizard.

Babalawos:


Mi.mzyy is definitely a witch

Mimzyy:


You are not serious at all . Get thee behind me o jare.

Elcuba:


And how did you know that?

Babalawos:


Because I am a babalawo and I can see what you can't see

Elcuba:


Okay.
And you want me to believe mimzyy is a witch just because you say so. Without no proof

Anyway, I do see things others don't see too whenever I'm high on osogbo weed.

Babalawos:

Everything done here is free but outside here, it will cost you alot of money.
I created this thread to demonstrate the power of African Witchcraft.
You must be above 18+ years to buy witchcraft in Nigeria.
Are you above 18 years?

Elcuba:


Okay.
And you want me to believe mimzyy is a witch just because you say so. Without no proof

Anyway, I do see things others don't see too whenever I'm high on osogbo weed.

Nostradamus:
I believe babalawos was only been sarcastic and joking when he said that,I don't think anyone should take it serious,he was only pulling mimzy's leg.

Babalawos:


Are you above 18 years?

Babalawos:
Aboru Aboye

You need strong spiritual protection

Babalawos

CarlyX8:


k, how do i go about it

Babalawos:
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO ASPIRING WITCHES & WIZARDS - WITCHCRAFT SELF INITIATION RITES

1. Go to an Iroko Tree and with a loud voice; call "IYAMI OSORONGA" (3 times)
2. Pledge Your Pact With the Iroko Tree, IYAMI OSORONGA and the Unseen Witches
3. Give the Iroko Tree, IYAMI OSORONGA and Unseen Witches Akara or Moimoi or Agidi
4. Give the Iroko Tree, IYAMI OSORONGA and Unseen Witches your blood print
5. Pluck one leaf from the Iroko Tree
6. Go home without looking back
7. Make sure you take pictures of the Iroko Tree... etc with your phone as a proof and post it here for me to see and I will post the final step here which is how to use the leaf of the Iroko Tree you plucked.

Note: You should be completely n a k e d in front of the Iroko Tree before this self witchcraft initiation rite and you should put on your clothes in front of the Iroko Tree after the completion of this rite.

Thank you for reading, leave a comment

Babalawos

Babalawos:


You should contact a babalawo to fortify you

Timhim:



I thought the leaves of an Iroko tree are high up the tree?!

Babalawos:


Yes they are

Proudlyngwa:

. So how will he get the leaves, abi he will use the fallen ones

FreddyKruger:


That dude is high off methane, probably suffering frm spiritual wife disturbance. I wonder hw he'll pluck the iroko leaves frm high up the tree.

Timhim:



You gave it to me right. You must be high on LSD.





RUBBISH.

Babalawos:
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT TO ASPIRING WITCHES & WIZARDS - WITCHCRAFT SELF INITIATION RITES

1. Go to an Iroko Tree and with a loud voice; call "IYAMI OSORONGA" (3 times)
2. Pledge Your Pact With the Iroko Tree, IYAMI OSORONGA and the Unseen Witches
3. Give the Iroko Tree, IYAMI OSORONGA and Unseen Witches Akara or Moimoi or Agidi
4. Give the Iroko Tree, IYAMI OSORONGA and Unseen Witches your blood print
5. Pluck one leaf from the Iroko Tree
6. Go home without looking back
7. Make sure you take pictures of the Iroko Tree... etc with your phone as a proof and post it here for me to see and I will post the final step here which is how to use the leaf of the Iroko Tree you plucked.

Note: You should be completely n a k e d in front of the Iroko Tree before this self witchcraft initiation rite and you should put on your clothes in front of the Iroko Tree after the completion of this rite.

Thank you for reading, leave a comment

Babalawos

scooby12:


What of people that lives in a country without Iroko trees, Can they go to any tree?

Can they also go with a ladder to climb the tree in other to be able to pluck a leaf

What if you live where there's no Akara or Moimoi, can you give the tree sharwarma or burgers, maybe pizza?

Ejom:
Is there anyone who is totally free frm wat u listed below? In essence it seems we are all witches[qquote author=Babalawos post=58712770]Aboru Aboye

Today I will be teaching you the 36 Signs You Are A Witch. Before I dive deep into Witches, Witchcrafts and Covens. Let me evoke the Goddess of Witches:

WITCH INCANTATION



Who is a Witch?

A witch is someone that consciously or unconsciously transfigure into astral or paranormal world to hold meetings with the elders of the night.

36 SIGNS YOU ARE A WITCH

(1) Is your mom or dad a Witch?
(2) Did your mom or dad go to Shrine in search of a baby before you were born?
(3) Are you hot tempered?
(4) Do you like revenge?
(5) Do you know the personality of a person by mere looking at people?
(6) Do you have body signs before something good or bad happens?
(7) Do you dream and forget your dreams when you wake-up from sleep?
(8.) Do people find it difficult to understand you?
(9) Do you always like to get what you want by all cost?
(10) Do you have strong internal conflict?
(11) Do you have strong conviction that you have spiritual powers?
(12) Are you deeply interested in spirituality and mysticism?
(13) Are you emotionally unbalance?
(14) Do you lack true love?
(15) Do people always take advantage of you and exploit you?
(16) Do you sometimes feel very sad and isolate yourself for no reason?
(17) Do you hate people for no reason?
(18) Do you have jealousy and envy in you?
(19) Do you destroy properties whenever you are very angry?
(20) Do you have frequent stomach pains?
(21) Do you have frequent headaches?
(22) Do you hate bright light?
(23) Do you sense the presence of someone or people whenever you are alone?
(24) Do you hear your name being called without you seeing who is calling you?
(25) Do you hear music or songs or voices or whispers without seeing anyone making these sounds?
(26) Do you curse people when they hurt you?
(27) Do you care very less of your life when you are angry?
(28) Do you talk or murmur during sleep?
(29) Do you have strange sleeping position like hanging your leg on the wall?
(30) Do you dream of flying frequently?
(31) Do you dream of eating frequently?
(32) Do you have frequent dreams of participating in meetings?
(33) Do you have frequent dreams of trees?
(34) Do you have frequent dreams of animals like birds, snakes and cats?
(35) Do you have weird dreams of masquerades?
(36) Do you astral travel frequently?

If your answer is Yes to some of the above questions, then you are a Witch and it is time you embrace who you are by contacting a Babalawo or Orisha Priest / Priestess to help you cultivate your spiritual powers to help yourself, humanity and not to destroy yourself and humanity.

Thank you for reading, feel free to comment

Babalawos

Babalawos:


Don't be lazy, go and pluck the leaf of an Iroko Tree as you were instructed and become a Witch free of charge. And You Can't go to any Tree, it must be Iroko Tree!

FreddyKruger:


If i slap u spiritually ur useless name will change frm timhim to himmit! Mumu boy who can't comprehend sentences and their meanings and read with understanding.

Timhim:




MAKE I KNOW WETIN CAUSE AM SAY YOU FIT SLAP ME SPIRITUALLY. YOU ARE TOO SMALL BOTH PHYSICALLY AND SPIRITUALLY. IF I BEAT YOU BLUE AND BLACK, YOU WILL FORGET YOUR DESTINY BEHIND.

scooby12:


So you can only be a witch in Africa then. There are no iroko trees here.

scooby12:


You never become winsh you don start wahala

So how do you plan on plucking the leaf?

Timhim:




.


I no even know yet oh. I wish there was another way of becoming a witch rather than leaving the house.