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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by helpfulposts(m): 11:07pm On Oct 31, 2017
Benita27:
Don't go about deceiving ladies with these your white lies.

Did you do elasticity in physics?. If you didn't, help your knowledge bank with Google. The pussy is elastic, true. But when any elastic object is stretched beyond its limit, it becomes loose. That's how the vagina is. Taking in larger sizes of dicks by the virtue of how elastic the pussy is is bound to expand the vaginal walls, thereby resulting in borehole for a vagina.

Buy a new rubberband, stretch it today, repeat the action over time and you'll see that the rubberband will loose form. What makes you think married men whose wife have put to bed have the propensity to go after single girls who haven't put to bed?. By childbirth the vagina has expanded and it would take a loving man with no cheating attitude and fear of God to stick to his wife.

Quit saying the vagina doesn't expand.
I clap for you for this comment. You really have sth upstairs and experience in the female body
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 11:08pm On Oct 31, 2017
Benita27:
Don't go about deceiving ladies with these your white lies.

Did you do elasticity in physics?. If you didn't, help your knowledge bank with Google. The pussy is elastic, true. But when any elastic object is stretched beyond its limit, it becomes loose. That's how the vagina is. Taking in larger sizes of dicks by the virtue of how elastic the pussy is is bound to expand the vaginal walls, thereby resulting in borehole for a vagina.

Buy a new rubberband, stretch it today, repeat the action over time and you'll see that the rubberband will loose form. What makes you think married men whose wife have put to bed have the propensity to go after single girls who haven't put to bed?. By childbirth the vagina has expanded and it would take a loving man with no cheating attitude and fear of God to stick to his wife.

Quit saying the vagina doesn't expand.
Once again this just goes to show how little you know about the human body and shockingly your own body...
For Christ's sakes how can you compare two incomparable entities like a rubberband and the vagina angry

Like I hammered on earlier please pardon the pun the vagina will only be stretched by childbirth ie a situation where the baby's head or body parts are a bit too big..Hence the walls are expanded and sometimes even torn. However subsequently these torn walls heal and the ever reliable vagina heals again.

I'll encourage you to take a hand mirror and stare at your vagina for Five hours daily tongue

Teacher don't teach me nonsense joo!
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by davillian(m): 11:10pm On Oct 31, 2017
Freewoman:
If you bent in spoiling others, you will end up buying scraps as wife
Bad boys knows how to get a good nd decent wife. grin grin grin.
That's why most bad girls ends up with a decent husband
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 11:13pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Beni.ta27, i agree with you when youre right. When youre wrong learn to accept it and move on. You know youre wrong in this situation, but keep on deceiving yourself. Have a good evening.
You don't have to agree with me. I'm also a lady like you and don't go about deceiving people that the penis doesn't have the power to make a vagina wide.

The more men you expose your vagina to, the higher your chances of walking about with a wide pussy. Whether it contracts or not, you may hit its elastic limit.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by shekauvsbuhari: 11:14pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
So now it's different sizes of dicks? So if that ONE dick I'm taking up is huge and we have sex 100 times, that one doesn't matter abi? But as long as its multiple dicks, my vagina must expand. Please you're not making sense. You're a female and you don't know anything about your body. You're allowing the sensless opinions to delude your mind. Grab a book luv.
baby, though its a muscle dt contracts n relaxes, if U continue to put a fat phallus it will be expanding gradualy. That is when it relaxes after contraction, it will no longer go back to its former hole size. It expands little by little by constant insertion of big sizes.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by helpfulposts(m): 11:14pm On Oct 31, 2017
Benita27:
Quit telling me of how unique the vagina is created. For God's sake, don't you think you're contradicting yourself. You're daft beyond redemption.

I used rubberband to explain elasticity to you, that's pure physics which explains the state of the vagina but yet you're back to your baseless biology on articles written by some amateurs you've read.

Ask yourself this simple question if you think the penis doesn't hold enough pressure to make the pussy loose. Why does a virgin's vagina remains tight on a few sexual intercourse, but ones her body count increases; her vagina automatically becomes wider that she doesn't enjoy intercourse with the first dick that penetrated her if given the opportunity to have sex with the same guy in the future, provided his dick size hasn't grown bigger?.
Are you a doctor?
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 11:14pm On Oct 31, 2017
Benita27:
You don't have to agree with me. I'm also a lady like you and don't go about deceiving people that the penis doesn't have the power to make a vagina wide.

The more men you expose your vagina to, the higher your chances of walking about with a wide pussy. Whether it contracts or not, you may hit its elastic limit.
Lmao grin grin

Funny girl grin
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by LoRdCaT(m): 11:15pm On Oct 31, 2017
cstr1000:
I use to think like you until I met one lady.
I couldn't feel a single thing, and she is a single lady that has never had a child before.
It was like a very watery well with zero walls. Infact, I kept checking to see if I was hitting the right thing or if my dicck was entering a bowl of water.
grin
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 11:15pm On Oct 31, 2017
garubalawal:
Once again this just goes to show how little you know about the human body and shockingly your own body...
For Christ's sakes how can you compare two incomparable entities like a rubberband and the vagina angry

Like I hammered on earlier please pardon the pun the vagina will only be stretched by childbirth ie a situation where the baby's head or body parts are a bit too big..Hence the walls are expanded and sometimes even torn. However subsequently these torn walls heal and the ever reliable vagina heals again.

I'll encourage you to take a hand mirror and stare at your vagina for Five hours daily tongue

Teacher don't teach me nonsense joo!
The comparison is absolutely related if you did elasticity. Na wa for you, and you think you know about a woman's body so much with your theories?.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 11:16pm On Oct 31, 2017
Benita27:
The comparison is absolutely related if you did elasticity. Na wa for you, and you think you know about a woman's body so much with your theories?.
I know my job smiley
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 11:17pm On Oct 31, 2017
garubalawal:
Lmao grin grin

Funny girl grin
You're the funny one. grin Be like say you never fùck river naija before thinking you met a single lady with a tight pussy. grin SMH.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 11:19pm On Oct 31, 2017
helpfulposts:
Are you a doctor?
I'm a lady, not a doc. grin
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by helpfulposts(m): 11:19pm On Oct 31, 2017
Benita27:
You don't have to agree with me. I'm also a lady like you and don't go about deceiving people that the penis doesn't have the power to make a vagina wide.

The more men you expose your vagina to, the higher your chances of walking about with a wide pussy. Whether it contracts or not, you may hit its elastic limit.
@bolded, I think there is no need for any argument on this issue again
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 11:19pm On Oct 31, 2017
Benita27:
You're the funny one. grin Be like say you never fùck river naija before thinking you met a single lady with a tight pussy. grin SMH.
No be too much dick cause am.. just like different pricks dey, different totos dey too..
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 11:24pm On Oct 31, 2017
garubalawal:
No be too much dick cause am.. just like different pricks dey, different totos dey too..
Different toto, you say. Shebi, we now have different types of virgins too...and why does a virgin's vagina remains tight on second/third intercourse which I'm 100% certain isn't the case for a girl with body count ranging 50?. grin Be deceiving the gullible.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by helpfulposts(m): 11:28pm On Oct 31, 2017
Benita27:
I'm a lady, not a doc. grin
You said you are a lady, how do you fck a river naija based on this comment?
You're the funny one. Be like say you never fùck river naija before thinking you met a single lady with a tight pussy. SMH.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 11:30pm On Oct 31, 2017
Benita27:
Different toto, you say. Shebi, we now have different types of virgins too...and why does a virgin's vagina remains tight on second/third intercourse which I'm 100% certain isn't the case for a girl with body count ranging 50?. grin Be deceiving the gullible.
How many punas you don fùck to know that all virgins puna remains tight on second/third intercourse? You are talking to a pussy expert here Benita. I know pussy..all kind of pussies.. hairy, weary, dirty, smelly, scary pussy.. wide, clean,tight pussy. Just name the pussy.. Goodnight joo wink
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Student125(m): 11:34pm On Oct 31, 2017
Benita27:
Different toto, you say. Shebi, we now have different types of virgins too...and why does a virgin's vagina remains tight on second/third intercourse which I'm 100% certain isn't the case for a girl with body count ranging 50?. grin Be deceiving the gullible.
Please don't mind them..too much theory dey deceive them forgetting in d real world it s another ball game entirely. What they don't get it, when a size stretches d wall to limit, friction occur(wear and tear), d outer wall start getting softening thereby making it difficult to contract back to its original shape.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 11:36pm On Oct 31, 2017
Student125:
Please don't mind them..too much theory dey deceive them forgetting in d real world it s another ball game entirely. What they don't get it, when a size stretches d wall to limit, friction occur(wear and tear), d outer wall start getting softening thereby making it difficult to contract back to its original shape.
Smh.
I hope you are not a medical student.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Organs(m): 11:37pm On Oct 31, 2017
KevinDein:
Actually you are the dumb one here. MMM and the likes thrive because of utterly dumb people like you. For you to believe what that girl safiaaaa says (which totally goes against the law of physics; read up Hook's law, man) simply means you are one dumbasss nigga, no offense.

It's quite funny how ignorant people like you are usually the most arrogant. grin
Bros, i am not insulting you, but i mean this. A fool by def is he who knows not, and knows not that he knows not. Some corrections. firstly its Hooke's Law, by Robert Hooke since the 16 hundreds. 2. Hooke's law has nothing to do with this, ok. This is theory of Elasticity which encompasses Hooke's Law.(Force and distance). 3. Most importantly, stop applying a general law/theory to everything, there are limitations to proven laws. 5. Safiaa made it clear we are talking about a female human body part, in your deranged akbu and amala induced head, what you know, what you believe, what you're used to should be true all the time, that is where you got it wrong. She explained and made it clear and posted medical scientific journal and made analogy of childbirth everything and you still couldn't just simply follow her thought process and bring an intelligent counter argument. 6. Seek to understand then make yourself understood. I am muslim, in the Quran God almighty says, let not one group make fun of the other perhaps the other is better than them, hence bros, ensure you understand first before trying to call the other person ignorant. Finally, pay attention, comprehend properly, pay attention, for example there is no number 4 in my write up. Goodluck my fellow Nigerian.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 11:37pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
Benita27, i agree with you when youre right. When youre wrong learn to accept it and move on. You know youre wrong in this situation, but keep on deceiving yourself. Have a good evening.
aunty safiaa you really think the pussy cant expand beyond its yield point and become totally loose abi? undecided

oya go to xvideos.com or google (i'd rather you go to xvideos sha) and type in "loose vagina" or "loose pussy"

i swear you'll see numerous videos and in the case of google pictures of extremely loose irredeemable vaginas................vaginas that have gone through and endured 13 inches long di.ldos, 10 inches long dicks with grit 8inches thick, ply woods, bottles, tree branches, Cucumbers etc that have made it as wide as an ocean.............

Point is......the pussy can get to a point where even if it contracts a litlle it is already destroyed and condemned beyond repair cheesy
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 11:39pm On Oct 31, 2017
Safiaa:
vagina doesn't expand through penetration. It CAN expand from childbirth, but not in all cases. PERIOD.
With or without child birth , the problem still remains. After child birth, the vagina expands and never returns to the original size. While in other circumstances the feeling or sensation of a wide vagina comes from "lubrication" and loosening of the vagina in anticipation of sex.

A girl with "healthy sex life" get well lubricated in anticipation of sex in addition to the expansion or loosening of the vagina to allow easy entry during the act. So, a girl who has had more sex is likely to become well lubricated and loose before penetration - giving the "sensation/feeling" of a wide vagina (hence an indicator for promiscuity).

This is why "alum" is used for vagina drying. In this case the vagina, is less lubricated and even when it loosens in anticipation of sex, the sensation of a tight vagina is present becuase of less lubrication.

The more sex you have the more lubricated you become in anticipation of sex. The vagina does not only get lubricated in anticipation of sex, it loosens to allow easy access. Hence the need for a large member following a healthy sex life.

A less sexually experienced girl is always tighter, than a girl with a healthy sex life.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Student125(m):
garubalawal:
Smh.
I hope you are not a medical student.
No I am not, enlighten me
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Max24: 11:49pm On Oct 31, 2017
Student125:
Get this as fact, even rubber get elastic limit and then break. At this point, it won return back to its shape.
Whether sex with one partner or two does not matter, if d size taken stretch the circumference of the p. to its elastic limit, it becomes an express.
So, vagina get elastic limit beyond which it won't go back to its original circumference - Hookes law ? People no go one for Nairaland. Very funny!!!
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 11:54pm On Oct 31, 2017
thepussyhunter:
aunty safi.aa you really think the pussy cant expand beyond its yield point and become totally loose abi? undecided

oya go to xvideos.com or google (i'd rather you go to xvideos sha) and type in "loose vagina" or "loose pussy"

i swear you'll see numerous videos and in the case of google pictures of extremely loose irredeemable vaginas................vaginas that have gone through and endured 13 inches long di.ldos, 10 inches long dicks with grit 8inches thick, ply woods, bottles, tree branches, Cucumbers etc that have made it as wide as an ocean.............

Point is......the pussy can get to a point where even if it contracts a litlle it is already destroyed and condemned beyond repair cheesy
Hello!, you've been scare...what happened to your line?.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Joe4real701(m): 11:59pm On Oct 31, 2017
Well said young lady....for those that want to nail her on the cross, please she doesn't need to be perfect to say it. It takes a lot of humility and a high sense of responsibility to say all this, and this goes for not only our young ladies but to guys too
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Student125(m): 12:00am On Nov 01, 2017
Max24:
So, vagina get elastic limit beyond which it won't go back to its original circumference - Hookes law ? People no go one for Nairaland. Very funny!!!
For anything to be elastic, it has its limit. even snake that swallow it's prey die in the process if the head is over stretched to its limit.
By ur comment you are saying it has no elastic limit right?
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Lnzy: 12:02am On Nov 01, 2017
Benita27:
Quit telling me of how unique the vagina is created. For God's sake, don't you think you're contradicting yourself. You're daft beyond redemption.

I used rubberband to explain elasticity to you, that's pure physics which explains the state of the vagina but yet you're back to your baseless biology on articles written by some amateurs you've read.

Ask yourself this simple question if you think the penis doesn't hold enough pressure to make the pussy loose. Why does a virgin's vagina remains tight on a few sexual intercourse, but ones her body count increases; her vagina automatically becomes wider that she doesn't enjoy intercourse with the first dick that penetrated her if given the opportunity to have sex with the same guy in the future, provided his dick size hasn't grown bigger?.
Seriously...I don't get why u guys are bringing elasticity in physics into this, d rubber band is actually nothing to be compared to the vagina, both expand and contract but d vagina is on a league of its own. It expands... but trust me, it most surely contract back to its size or nearest to its size even if it takes a whole year. So far as its not in use... some ladies are blessed to have a vagina that can get back to shape after a week or 2 of heavy usage.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by AyoolaIgwe(m): 12:06am On Nov 01, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
U still didn't get her point. 5 different men cannot have the same dickson size...itz just not possible. Having even if itz just one partner is not still advisable. Some guys are just mean. "Ilokulo laso werey." Datz how dat one guy will use her.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Lnzy: 12:19am On Nov 01, 2017
Guys.... make una give the safaa girl a break na, she just dey talk Wetin she know.....make I give una d remedy, if u feel your babe no tight as u dey like am, just free am for some weeks...d next tym u enter her, u will notice she's a bit tighter....So far as she no go collect from somewhere else.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by NNAMDIII(m): 1:50am On Nov 01, 2017
Safiaa:
LOOL its MENTIONS not mention dumbo.
Couldnt read your nonsense to the end. Have a great evening.
Cc: micnz see this girl savage reply cheesy



Modified: saf.iaa na 45 times you post for this thread shocked
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by vanvino(m): 1:56am On Nov 01, 2017
Just to understand, person go log in Nairaland, out of 100 topics 90% is about sex, 5% is pre-wedding pics & the other 5? I have no idea. An Institution people keep reducing it to be about sex. So when u pay Bride price what u are essentially paying for is the Hole? Not her Brain or her Home Management skill? And u are wondering why divorce is on the Rise.

i'm yet to meet a lady with no hole but i have met ladies with no brain. In the world of Technologies, invention & new idea all we discuss from Monday to Sunday is Dick & Pussy.

The funny part of this is that we still ask our fake pastors to tell us why we are were we are. Africa need Factory Reset
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