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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by butterflyl1on: 5:49pm On Dec 26, 2017
budaatum:
So, are you suggesting I just say ok, when Person A says, "There is an invisible pool at the back of my house"? Imagine that person were ScienceWatch, he will then go about claiming buda agrees there is an invisible pool at the back of his house! I can't have that!

You pointed out that I should have noticed Person A said it was invisible. The reason I asked him to show it to me was to access the mental faculty of Person A. In my mind I'm thinking, "Is this person A mad, or does this Person A not know the meaning of invisible". It will confirm the former if Person A can't give me this special equipment so I can see the invisible pool. Perhaps the special equipment is invisible too?

I wonder, what happens when Person A dives into his invisible pool? Does some other special equipment stop him splitting his head on the paving I see in the back of his house?

Hopefully Person A does not bother my intelligence by asking me to dive into his invisible pool?



The key word is INVISIBLE!

the moment person A said to person B that there is an INVISIBLE pool at the back of his house, logic should first of all prevail on person B to ask a simple question like " IF THE POOL IS INVISIBLE THEN HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO SEE IT"?

that should have been the logical approach first presented and not an immediate "SHOW ME I WANT TO SEE IT" approach.

Person B showed how dumb he was by not first logically asking for the right parameters to put in place so he too can see this INVISIBLE pool despite knowing that he has NEVER seen anything invisible in his life.

Person A speaking so confidently of what he knows and sees and person B not being able to rationalize it in his mind does not mean person A is lying or being delusional. Perhaps it just might be person B who has not upgraded enough to see what person A sees.

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by butterflyl1on: 5:51pm On Dec 26, 2017
ScienceWatch:
Is'nt trolling the religious section of Nairaland a low-level Atheists dream. I see you actively trolling all over.
This conversation is actually above your head because you are the one seeing non-existent paving when there is non.
I wonder if Vazz noticed your slight of hand. Listen Budaatum, I have no problem with those that imagine things.

grin cheesy

He is seeing a non existent paving WHEN THERE IS NONE.

you just killed me here with laughter my bro.

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 6:01pm On Dec 26, 2017
vaxx:
Unintelligent and foolish argument posed by atheists that must end before the 2017 Gregorian calender finally comes to an end.

(1) The universe was accidentally created....

(2) There is no scientific proof of the existence of God, therefore no God.......

(3) Life purpose has no meaning


(4) Atheism stand as a better alternative to religion....


(5) Attacking an individual instead of the religion he or she practised.....

(6) Religion is the cause of war.....


We say No to barbaric argument. .


Using this opportunity to wish nairaland Christians a happy Christmas.....

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND THE FAMILY.
I have to respectfully agree that these are barbaric Atheist arguments Vaxx. Your point No 4 highlights the insanity of Atheism.
The "alleged" findings that Atheism is a mental disease suddenly spring to mind. Only a mad man can say, " Atheism provides a better alternative to religion.

Lets examine only one example of what Atheists mean when they say they have something better to offer humanity;

The modern day prophet of Atheism, Richard Dawkins has engineered the bleak future of Finland. Now children under 13yrs can never be taught about God or enter a church, but they encourage Men who lustfully penetrate other men's excrement to now LEGALLY Marry.

Now women can also marry women. Sales of battery operated Dongles/plasic joysticks is projected to be a top seller in Finland because of the modern prophet of Atheism's Satanic influence in this unsuspecting country.

This brief example points to evidence that Atheism is founded on destructive Satanic spiritual forces. Atheism has been pressuring sane humanity to accept Satanic practices as normal, child pornography, anal sex, men marrying men, women marrying women, the destruction of all sacred doctrines and many more.

To avoid tiring the genuine truth seekers here, we can expand all the other powerful points you made above.
Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 6:04pm On Dec 26, 2017
butterflyl1on:


grin cheesy

He is seeing a non existent paving WHEN THERE IS NONE.

you just killed me here with laughter my bro.
Sorry Sir, I did not mean to make you laugh. BudaAtum is serious about that paving Sir.
I wont say more, he threatened to ban me for speaking the truth about atheism.
Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 6:08pm On Dec 26, 2017
butterflyl1on:


The key word is INVISIBLE!

the moment person A said to person B that there is an INVISIBLE pool at the back of his house, logic should first of all prevail on person B to ask a simple question like " IF THE POOL IS INVISIBLE THEN HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO SEE IT"?

that should have been the logical approach first presented and not an immediate "SHOW ME I WANT TO SEE IT" approach.

Person B showed how dumb he was by not first logically asking for the right parameters to put in place so he too can see this INVISIBLE pool despite knowing that he has NEVER seen anything invisible in his life.

Person A speaking so confidently of what he knows and sees and person B not being able to rationalize it in his mind does not mean person A is lying or being delusional. Perhaps it just might be person B who has not upgraded enough to see what person A sees.
So are you implying that I am not upgraded enough to see what Budaatum saw at the back of the imaginary house - the paving?

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by budaatum: 6:09pm On Dec 26, 2017
butterflyl1on:


grin cheesy

He is seeing a non existent paving WHEN THERE IS NONE.

you just killed me here with laughter my bro.
No, I just don't see an invisible pool but seeing whatever may be there. Bit I might be wrong. So dive into you invisible pool and lets see what happens to your head.

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 6:14pm On Dec 26, 2017
budaatum:

Where's the evidence for the report you promised to get me?
I notice you trolling and happily posting your demands everywhere.
I have no problem with that. Where is your evidence that there is paving at the back of the house? Yet it was very clear that Person A was diving into into the INVISIBLE pool at the front of the house. It is FLAKKA symptoms sir.
Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by hopefulLandlord: 6:16pm On Dec 26, 2017
budaatum:

No, I just don't see an invisible pool but seeing whatever may be there. Bit I might be wrong. So dive into you invisible pool and lets see what happens to your head.

this is a good idea
Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 6:20pm On Dec 26, 2017
budaatum:

No, I just don't see an invisible pool but seeing whatever may be there. Bit I might be wrong. So dive into you invisible pool and lets see what happens to your head.
Is the festive season getting the better of you Sir.
You may be telling a white lie here. If there admit that you dont see the INVISIBLE pool, tell us how come you can see whatever else may be there ? I say to you Sir, that it is impossible for you to see the paving at the back of the house in question, when you were trying to observe the esteemed Butterflyl1on's invisible pool in front. Hai kona !

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 6:24pm On Dec 26, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


this is a good idea
Come on. BudaAtum is clearly wrong. There is no paving at the back of the house. He now agrees that he could have been wrong. Which can only be admired. But his idea is wrong. His facts contradict his original perspective of where he positioned himself at Butterflyl1on;s INVISIBLE POOL.
Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by vaxx: 6:26pm On Dec 26, 2017
ScienceWatch:
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND THE FAMILY.
I have to respectfully agree that these are barbaric Atheist arguments Vaxx. Your point No 4 highlights the insanity of Atheism.
The "alleged" findings that Atheism is a mental disease suddenly spring to mind. Only a mad man can say, " Atheism provides a better alternative to religion.

Lets examine only one example of what Atheists mean when they say they have something better to offer humanity;

The modern day prophet of Atheism, Richard Dawkins has engineered the bleak future of Finland. Now children under 13yrs can never be taught about God or enter a church, but they encourage Men who lustfully penetrate other men's excrement to now LEGALLY Marry.

Now women can also marry women. Sales of battery operated Dongles/plasic joysticks is projected to be a top seller in Finland because of the modern prophet of Atheism's Satanic influence in this unsuspecting country.



These two point got me nauseating.....my Christmas chicken sir...... i prefer the laps

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 6:27pm On Dec 26, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


this is a good idea
Firstly, COMPLIMENTS OF THIS AWESOME SEASON SIR.
With all due respect Sir, are you saying BudaAtums recovery is a good idea. Come on. BudaAtum is clearly wrong. There is no paving at the back of the house. He now agrees that he could have been wrong. Which can only be admired. But his idea is wrong. His facts contradict his original perspective of where he positioned himself at Butterflyl1on;s INVISIBLE POOL.

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by butterflyl1on: 6:31pm On Dec 26, 2017
ScienceWatch:
So are you implying that I am not upgraded enough to see what Budaatum saw at the back of the imaginary house - the paving?

grin

To see what budaatum is seeing for him especially you need to downgrade a tad bit. wink

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by butterflyl1on: 6:35pm On Dec 26, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


this is a good idea

Every other thing obviously flew over your head and all you could see was a PHYSICAL SHOW OF PROOF despite person A clearly talking about the pool being invisible. Did you even bother to ask if the pool CAN BE FELT OR JUST LIKE A HOLOGRAM YOUR HAND PASSES THROUGH IT IF YOU TRY TO TOUCH IT?

of course not. Being the atheist you are you are only wired to jump to the obvious question of "I WANT TO SEE THE INVISIBLE POOL" without first asking the right questions and KNOWING that you have never seen anything invisible in your life.

Such atheistic delusion

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 6:36pm On Dec 26, 2017
vaxx:


I am sorry Sir. I just had to bring these nauseating activities to your attention. I think the world renowned leader of Atheism should apologize to you too.

Richard Dawkins is very proud of what he is offering the world. Can you imagine the future Vaxx? What is a thousand years from now Anthropologist examine a skeleton with an electronic Dongle/peniss inside it? Will the conclude that it is from the species Homo-erectus?
BudaAtum strangely imagined something while debating Butterflyl1on here. I wonder what will those same Anthropologists say if they
found BudaAtums paving but no pool.

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by butterflyl1on: 6:37pm On Dec 26, 2017
ScienceWatch:
I am sorry Sir. I just had to bring these nauseating activities to your attention. I think the world renowned leader of Atheism should apologize to you too.

Richard Dawkins is very proud of what he is offering the world. Can you imagine the future Vaxx? What is a thousand years from now Anthropologist examine a skeleton with an electronic Dongle/peniss inside it? Will the conclude that it is from the species Homo-erectus?
BudaAtum strangely imagined something while debating Butterflyl1on here. I wonder what will those same Anthropologists say if they
found BudaAtums paving but no pool
.

They would say it is a relic of a space rock. grin

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 6:39pm On Dec 26, 2017
butterflyl1on:


grin

To see what budaatum is seeing for him especially you need to downgrade a tad bit. wink
Thanks Butterflyl1on, good advice is always welcome. I will remember to go to the level of the one seeing imaginary bricks and warning you of the dangers.

Watch out for your head, warns BudaAtum!
Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by johnydon22(m): 6:40pm On Dec 26, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


this is a good idea

You just got quoted twice for the same post by same dude.. More probably incoming..

You don't get the joke yet?

Clue = Madness.

I'll be counting mine..
Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 6:46pm On Dec 26, 2017
butterflyl1on:


They would say it is a relic of a space rock. grin
Stay focused Butterflyl1on. You are also speaking for the benefit of accidental creatures of the Evolution Sir. Would Anthropologists not be correct if the published their finding that that skeleton with the electronic Dongle/peniss is a product of the Big Bang and Evolved to that advance state with the help of Atheism.
Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by butterflyl1on: 6:47pm On Dec 26, 2017
ScienceWatch:
Thanks Butterflyl1on, good advice is always welcome. I will remember to go to the level of the one seeing imaginary bricks and warning you of the dangers.

Watch out for your head, warns BudaAtum!

grin cheesy

Too late, I just hit my head on an invisible pavement

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 6:49pm On Dec 26, 2017
butterflyl1on:


grin cheesy

Too late, I just hit my head on an invisible pavement
Lol damn loud. Ahahahah, AAaaaaaaaah !
Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by JackBizzle: 6:50pm On Dec 26, 2017
butterflyl1on:


Every other thing obviously flew over your head and all you could see was a PHYSICAL SHOW OF PROOF despite person A clearly talking about the pool being invisible. Did you even bother to ask if the pool CAN BE FELT OR JUST LIKE A HOLOGRAM YOUR HAND PASSES THROUGH IT IF YOU TRY TO TOUCH IT?

of course not being the atheist you are you are only wired to jump to the obvious question of "I WANT TO SEE THE INVISIBLE POOL" without first asking the right questions and KNOWING that you have never seen anything invisible in your life.

Such atheistic delusion


Only a purposeful dumbfuk like you would think of touching an invisible pool.

Only a fool that believes in an invisible God could come up with touching an invisible pool.


Cc hopefullandlord, johnydon22

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by butterflyl1on: 6:51pm On Dec 26, 2017
ScienceWatch:
Stay focused Butterflyl1on. You are also speaking for the benefit of accidental creatures of the Evolution Sir. Would Anthropologists not be correct if the published their finding that that skeleton with the electronic Dongle/peniss is a product of the Big Bang and Evolved to that advance state with the help of Atheism.

They would say that it's an evolved deviant and that man was on the verge of an evolutionary branching out towards hermaphroditic tendencies and self pleasure but that they are still searching for the missing links and fossils but have the finished evolved specie in form of this skeleton with an electronic dongle and this discovery was carried out by an atheist anthropologist in the year 2042. grin cheesy

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 6:54pm On Dec 26, 2017
vaxx:
These two point got me nauseating.....my Christmas chicken sir...... i prefer the laps
It is good to hear you are still feasting on yesterdays roast. I apologize for sending Dawkins dirt to your feast.

Enjoy!

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by butterflyl1on: 6:54pm On Dec 26, 2017
JackBizzle:



Only a purposeful dumbfuk like you would think of touching an invisible pool.

Only a fool that believes in an invisible God could come up with touching an invisible pool.

Invisible does not mean it cannot be touched. It simply means it cannot be seen.

Alternatively invisible can also not only be impossible to see via the naked eye but by extension may also not be able to be felt.

Thank you for calling deicide a fool since he was the one who used the pool analogy to talk about a God descriptively. I only added the word INVISIBLE in order to add A NATURE of spirituality.

Only a fool like you wouldn't realise you are slapping yourself and your colleague with your own hands. grin

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by hopefulLandlord: 6:56pm On Dec 26, 2017
johnydon22:


You just got quoted twice for the same post by same dude.. More probably incoming..

You don't get the joke yet?

Clue = Madness.

I'll be counting mine..

the dude started his second reply with the word "Firstly" grin
Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 6:59pm On Dec 26, 2017
butterflyl1on:


They would say that it's an evolved deviant and that man was on the verge of an evolutionary branching out towards hermaphroditic tendencies and self pleasure but that they are still searching for the missing links and fossils but have the finished evolved specie in form of this skeleton with an electronic dongle and this discovery was carried out by an atheist anthropologist in the year 2042. grin cheesy

Shew! You will make a good Anthropologist. Yes the electronic Dongle/peniss in the skeletons vaginal region would mislead many a honest scientist Sir. If they found Richard Dawkins publications, they found the missing link
Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 7:00pm On Dec 26, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


the dude started his second reply with the word "Firstly" grin
My mistake. Thanks.
Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by JackBizzle: 7:01pm On Dec 26, 2017
butterflyl1on:


Invisible does not mean it cannot be touched. It simply means it cannot be seen.

Alternatively invisible can also not only be impossible to see via the naked eye but by extension may also not be able to be felt.

Thank you for calling deicide a fool since he was the one who used the pool analogy to talk about a God descriptively. I only added the word INVISIBLE in order to add A NATURE of spirituality.

Only a fool like you wouldn't realise you are slapping yourself and your colleague with your own hands. grin


Only a dumbfuk like you would ask to touch an invisible pool.

Seriously, the moment my friend tells me that he has an invisible pool, he is heading in a bundle to a psychiatric home. Weere.

Has water ever been invisible? Why are you even bothering to ask to touch an invisible pool? Are you daft?

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by ScienceWatch: 7:07pm On Dec 26, 2017
JackBizzle:



Only a purposeful dumbfuk like you would think of touching an invisible pool.

Only a fool that believes in an invisible God could come up with touching an invisible pool.


Cc hopefullandlord, johnydon22
Jackbizzle please pull yourself together Sir. There are lots of quests watching you.

Let me present another perspective on the esteemed Butterflyl1on;s example for the sake of simplicity. Your insults to Butterflyl1on, did it come from your invisible mind? Did you feel your invisible insult?

To prove you wrong, I just touched an INVISIBLE POOL. Why cant you ? Do you have problems with your invisible imagination?

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Re: Ridiculous Arguments That Must End In 2017 by JackBizzle: 7:10pm On Dec 26, 2017
ScienceWatch:
Jackbizzle please pull yourself together Sir. There are lots of quests watching you.

Let me present another perspective on the esteemed Butterflyl1on;s example for the sake of simplicity. Your insults to Butterflyl1on, did it come from your invisible mind? Did you feel your invisible insult?

To prove you wrong, I just touched an INVISIBLE POOL. Why cant you ? Do you have problems with your invisible imagination?


I can see that you have gotten visibly high from invisible Oshogbo weed and your invisible mind is visibly impaired.

*Drops mic*

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