Bestlily:
My lil brother would run around the house naked but when you leave the bathroom door open he would be like "close the door someone is going to see me" and he also covers his face while poo(ing) in his potty coz he doesnt want anyone to see him

my lil cousin said today that she would burst her ballon on masqurades head...when the masquarade came she ran away and said "the ballon did not want to burst oh"

a family friend always visits us asking for food...one day my lil bro called him long throat

Ranoscky:
Not funny but i just had to share...

3days ago my friend bought water toy gun for her 4yr old daughter and she was so happy and excited.

Daughter: I will shoot winch (witches and wizards) i will not shoot God and Jesus.

Me: Why?

Daughter: Because they are powerful.

Me: Jaw dropped and speechless.

Nowadays children are more smater than we were back in the days.

NarnieSnyper:
I spent a semester break with my cousin( he is way older than I am).
Their washing machine got broke so his wife started washing manually, most times with her 13month old baby piggy backed.

On this particular day, the mom left the back gate open, my little first cousin took her phone, dipped it into the bucket of water and started washing her mom's Samsung phone , she went to get detergent as well to add.

The mom screamed, yelled, shouted at the top of her voice, she almost cried. I was in my room laughing hard with my mouth covered with my pillow. The little girl just kept staring at her mom with her sweet pretty eyes like "I was only trying to help na".

I almost skinned her alive when she used my game controller pad to play with as her toy car, pulling the cable all around the house.

Lovely cute kid. I know how guys go pursue am when she matures

ezewealth:
My kid sister when she around 4years old, went and backed lantern and it burned her back, I laughed so hard although she was hurt. I wonder what she was thinking. The one I will not forget is my kid cousin found a condom in my wallet , she brought it to the parlour where there were having a family meeting and was crying for them for open it for her( she thought it was sweets). Oboy that made me to ran out of my house for 2 days cause a can't stand the shame, this made me to be very mean to children

iseeicome:
When my 2 year old daughter is fiddling with the remote control and I say:" Amarachi give me the remote control". She replies: "Daddy give me two minutes okay?"

seunny4lif:
Our last born was just 4 years old then and was far asleep in the next house cos he loves going there.
Then our house is uncompleted, na so my brother go carry him come, say make he sleep.
Only for him for wake up early in the morning and look around then shouted
"Who brought me to this uncompleted building"

Thank God na my mama born am, people for think say we dey wicked am.

Danladi7:
You are giving a 1 yr 2 mth instructions to clean is urine?
bro,fear God with this your lie now.

Pidginwhisper:
Bro ehn, kids of these days are Xtra smart. Unlike us back then wey mumu and no dey fit talk wetin dey our mouth finish

MsFaith:
I love kids, especially the way they talk

Eco2580:

Its time u have one

MsFaith:


Abi o. I can't wait to have one

Eco2580:

Make i dash u one?

YoungRichRuler:

Who u dey call kid Ur head wella












Na wetin those kids do be this?
Booking space?

Nne5:
Lol funny comments.

Mine's I used to have this next door neighbours that had very cute kids.Twins included.

Being a lover of kids and twins especially It wasn't long before i became friends with the children,so sometimes they'd come over to my place and play.Those kids were Sweethearts.

The youngest child was my 'bestest best friend' lol and was a pro in biting and pinching.He'd bite at any given opportunity.



One saturday evening they were in my apartment playing as usual when their mom came to take them home because they'd been with me throughout the whole day.
The woman was outside promising them treats just so they'd come out but the kids refused. I had to promise them some too before reluctantly,the first three came out but the last still refused going home.

I went in and dragged him out from behind a curtain where he was hiding.
He cried, kicking and scratching me.I still carried him outside.

I was about handing him over to his momma when he somehow slipped outta my grasp and made to run inside but he changed his mind held me tight and bit my as.s

That bite was sth else.See me shouting like crazy while I tried getting him off my back

His mum just howled away lol.

When she finally dragged him off me,the little scroundel started laughing lol.Can you imagine?

the mom apologized sha.

I had to be sitting on one as.s until the pain subsided.

Dyt:


Your husband was.inflicting them on you?
Just asking oo
Sorry
No vex

jojothegreat:
My 3 years old nephew will drink pap. Then spend the next two hours looking for tooth pick

leroi01:
My nephew 5yrs came into my room, i was getting work done on my laptop... so the li'l G came in and went: lets watch cartoon ..i said NO, he got on the bed jumped and jumped till i was madly distracted ,then he asked again. Now this chap is a superhero nut, so i hit him with Justice league doom. Immediately it started, he focused and ignored me. .
Then Bam! NEPA struck. So sharply i wanted to switch to power saving mode. As i said : Ponatti let me quickly... this bugger gives me a look that c ould totally kill and tells me in this deadly tone: shut up.
I got confused.. ehn? Emi ? What the? (All in my head).. so i tried again..Ovipopo let me quickly... He looked at me , pointed at the door and said OUT!

THE CHILLING AND FUNNY THING WAS.. HE DID ALL THESE EXACTLY HOW I DO TO HIM..WHEN I DON'T HAVE HIS TIME.
weird stuff.

traeces:
My wife bought a pair of boots for her 2-year old small friend who is our neighbour's daughter when we were travelling last December. This December, the small girl brought my wife the boots requesting my wife to sell them and use the money to buy her another pair since this one no longer sizes her.

99foxxy:
My little cousin always saying aunty I want to drink your breast and asking me stupid questions like why is my breast bigger than his mums even in his father's presence, it makes me uncomfortable I swear.

bayocanny:


Lmao, she wants to use you for experiment..kids are funny.
I remember in 2012 I sent my cousin of 5years on an arrand to buy two milk of Garri(Agolo Meji), to my greatest suprise dude came home with two Hollandia Milk I nearly cry

askibee:


lolz.....ur monicker