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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Ilemichael(m): 10:23pm On Dec 20, 2017

I also want to be a star too but the closest i've been to being on a screen was when I had a video call on IMO!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 1:22pm On Dec 21, 2017

We were at the mall to get some beverages, my son and I.
He returned the brand I chose and said "Dad I choose to stay at my PEAK nothing will ever bring ME_LOW"

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Godwin999(m): 7:26pm On Dec 21, 2017

Wow!

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 7:31pm On Dec 21, 2017

kunlesehan:
We were at the mall to get some beverages, my son and I.
He returned the brand I chose and said "Dad I choose to stay at my PEAK nothing will ever bring ME_LOW"

"Son, whayasay? Ya DANO!"

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:47am On Dec 22, 2017

Yesterday, I got bitten by a bear, the pain was unBEARable.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:36am On Dec 23, 2017

My girlfriend is always yelling at me, she says I never give her quality time.....so I got her a Rolex.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:14am On Dec 23, 2017

if time is money, bankers should be in prison.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by MayorJake(m): 8:45am On Dec 23, 2017

Whenever I pea cup my phone I always get billy kiss sending dawn messages into my heard.

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 7:40pm On Dec 23, 2017

My kids are wondering why gifts and celebrations are low this year.
I had to tell them nothing comes easy these days, even SANTA comes with a CLAUSE
My SANTA-MENTAL kids wouldn't hear any of it. That FATHER XMAS isn't going to GRACE them with his PRESENTS this year?
No No No

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 7:44pm On Dec 23, 2017

I read on front-page today that DJ Cuppy danced with a dwarf.

Dance they can but to CUPPYLATE?
NOOO, that would be a TALL order.

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Lol

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 5:30pm On Dec 24, 2017

On front-page today I read that Omotola has recovered her missing gadget.
I had a good laugh when I read the comments cos the whole story sounded PHONEY to many. Let her be peeps, lying is not her CALLING

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Lol

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:58am On Dec 25, 2017

Daughter - I'm feeling sick
Mom - Awwn!!...place this in your mouth, let me check how high your temperature is.
Daughter - Geez!!..don't tell me you carry this about in your pocket.
Mom - Yes dear, that's why it is called a therMOMeter.

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:14am On Dec 25, 2017

This discussion occurred between two cats..
Cat 1 - Let's go steal some cookies...what do you say bro? Cat 2 - Nah bro!...am not in for that. Cat 1 - C'mon man, don't be a PUSSY Cat 2 - Are u kidding me bro?!...count MEOWt!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Outofsync(m): 3:47pm On Dec 31, 2017

My mother and I were arguing about me getting a degree.
It was a really Heated conversation

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 2:03am On Jan 02, 2018

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:28am On Jan 02, 2018

Mr john is a suspect to the murder of kate, he says he is not guilty..... The Carpenter was an eye witness so he hit the nail on the head

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Skylard101(m): 3:01pm On Jan 02, 2018

When you get lost in the forest all you need is a PATHFINDER

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:07pm On Jan 05, 2018

I needed a pet I love cats So i got a cat Now my cat has torn all my documents into shreds What a CATastrophe!!!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 5:13pm On Jan 06, 2018

Burnavick:
I needed a pet
I love cats
So i got a cat
Now my cat has torn all my documents into shreds
What a CATastrophe!!!

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You must be CATholic for remaining PAWsitive, many would have CATapulted it from the rooftop for the sad MEOWments and bad FELINEs.
I love cats too but PURRfect ones.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 1:36am On Jan 07, 2018

Chemists are great problem solvers because they have all the solutions.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:48pm On Jan 09, 2018

The cobler is very nice... He mends people's souls.

Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 11:52pm On Jan 09, 2018

I told her her food was tasteless, and she felt inSALTed

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 7:48pm On Jan 15, 2018