UDUJ:


Then she must have really been in love. Such is rare. Actually most ladies are like this initially, they love with all their heart until one demon does what they do best. Then they end up taking it out on other guys after that.

You've said it all..... Then Feelings drop from 10-0 real quick

MissRaine69:



........

SMH

You made a post, I commented, you said you don't care and I said I don't care if you care or not. Now, how is that off point?

Anyway, I don't have time for ladies who don't think straight. Good bye.

RuthDaniels:
Mo rerin sita nibi "shey werey" . Oro re ye Mi arakunri, iwa awon eniyan ko gba suuru nigbagbogbo .


Se adun maa dan ni iwo ni tabi amolewa?Aworan profaili re ko fun mi ni aye lati mo eyi . Maa binu apoju ibeere Mi. Ti a ba ri ohun ti oda ka wi

B like u get degree 4 yoruba language

Can you believe Someone actually died for me?

IamD18:


Stupid... It is....To engage in an argument with a foolish lady

As in. The girl just weak me. Simple play she come dey form wetin I no know. Hian!

Literally nothing.

Khallyella:
Literally nothing.

Ah, good to see you . Hope you are good?

greiboy:
Thanks
I am quite tall
hmmm, why are you frowning?
what about your picture?

Done

Martinez19:
Ah, good to see you . Hope you are good?

Yes my dear, been a lot busy, hope you're OK,?

RuthDaniels:
Done

You are pretty

Although I can really guess your ass from the picture, so I will have to ask. What is your height?

I also see a born again Christian look going on there

CorGier:
I woke up one morning with a crazy urge to piss on her, she led me to the bathroom, knelt down and told me to let it out.

damn! That's crazy

Shugavee:
The craziest thing i hv done is fall my fone on the ground when my ex broke up with me on phone!! My new bb bold 5 !!

Imagining this with an S8 is giving me nighmares.

NnamdiN:
Nothing o. I've never been lucky with any woman. Poor me

Take 6 months and read about the psychology of women, you go de orrite

shoelotng:
I bought her a phone from my school fees and later she gave me her own to buy fixed odd and we were lucky to have won. I have travelled 14 hours by road before and believe me that journey mad! I shit like 4x for road that day ( ate rice and veg a day before and went to toilet o, so thinking I was safe). I spent 3 months out of home in 2013 instead of learning trade because of love. Where is she today??

Eyaaah...
I laugh out at bolded

Chikita66:
I like to be in control of my emotions cos when am not in control I might act like a mad person.

In relationship these days, people take emotions you have for them for granted when they realize you love them so much

This is what am currently experiencing right now .

Khallyella:




Yes my dear, been a lot busy, hope you're OK,?

I am fine. How time flies. Do have a wonderful night?

greiboy:
You are pretty

Although I can really guess your ass from the picture, so I will have to ask. What is your height?

I also see a born again Christian look going on there

Lol...Thank you

Guess my ass? I refuse to comment

I'm not tall ,just 5.4 ... .Why are the guys getting taller while the ladies getting shorter?


Lol... No comment

geezynoni:
Can you believe Someone actually died for me?

Pls share,am interested

when i refused to take my Ex call for days, she texted me, and told me that she Just lost her Daddy, i have to call her at once all to find out that it was a lie.

Chikita66:
I won't go out of my way to please anyone, I can be a lil stubborn especially when am uncomfortable with something, I love with my heart o but I keep my brain intact, that's is why I move one easily after a breakup cos I don't put my mind completely.

Finally found my twin

She practically told me facially to go and find money and she left for good. That's the end

Oh my my my
I met dis girl way bck den online and begin to chat' we became friends i base in 9ja while she base in Ghana
Fast forward due to de way we chat she told me she will come check on me to ma surprise this bea show n i was like waaaaaaaat?

RuthDaniels:
Wao! lol.... you must be some handsome Casanova . Now I'm intrigued to see your picture I hope you will ease my curiosity


.yeah there is this belief that tall people are always long down there, I don't know why people think such though. A tall guy's **** I ever saw wasn't long, it was short but thick . Some ladies though . Directly requesting for sex ? that's crazy but then what do I know


Nigerians hardly do crazy things in relationships,believe me. But I do hope for you to encounter one that will marvel you . like sex in the market

what if I tell you I don't remember anything?

you wan fork the man abi

I gamma eyes on you

RuthDaniels:
Lol...Thank you

Guess my ass? I refuse to comment

I'm not tall ,just 5.4 ... .Why are the guys getting taller while the ladies getting shorter?


Lol... No comment

ladies that are not too tall always have bigger asses So I believe you have big

@height
God loves Nigerian guys? I am 6'7 tho

Are you a devoted church girl though? What church do you attend?

Jamie90:
Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

Bros you get talent for fiction writing, don't waste your talent on nairaland use am well

SoapQueen:
I've done so many things for love.


Life though.

I'm willing to do more because love is worth it.

You are definitely a lover, as for you may the Lord grant you a husband that will love you like my love for orijin, may your husband never sleep well if you are not by his side, may your children reek of the love your husband as shown you. It's is said, it will be, ijn

Martinez19:
I am fine. How time flies. Do have a wonderful night?

Thanks hun, you too.

AyamConfidence:
you wan fork the man abi

I gamma eyes on you

Lol...Is it your fork?

I gamma eyes on you too

Jamie90:
Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

What became of your relationship?

RuthDaniels:
Done

Liked

RuthDaniels:
Lol...Is it your fork?

I gamma eyes on you too

yes it is my fork

Better don't stalk me as I'm about to do with you

You'll just get bored