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Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Horlaslim(m): 10:42pm On Jul 05, 2018
Mrs stretch mark pele o den tell you say no because of you den make my d**k abi. First go clear your stretch stretch mark and come back to ask for more ... gerarahere mehn
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Iamgrey5(m): 10:45pm On Jul 05, 2018
i cant really blame the man because very few men will find your multicolored skin tone that attractive.
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Hedonisst: 10:48pm On Jul 05, 2018
Look at the idiot. If the man is spending his money on you, then you must be a bastard to demand sexual satisfaction in addition to the financial expenses the man incurred on your matter. I really don't understand why Nigerian men condone this nonsense.

It's only in Nigeria that a man would carry Olosho (both street ashawo and coded one who also wants money) and yet you'd be talking about knacking her well for hours. For what?

The bitch should only be there to satisfy your own urge, even if you're satisfied in less than 10 seconds. It's only for your own enjoyment. You've already paid her directly or indirectly, that's a transaction.
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Nobody: 10:50pm On Jul 05, 2018
delugajackson:
I think she should be more concerned about her multi-colored skin. For a moment, I thought I saw a zebra in human form. Why should any man spend more than one round on this thing?

Maximum respect to that guy, he understands that life is too short to die on one sex-starved bítch. Who knows, maybe he must have been overwhelmed by the stench that emanated from her deep oil wells. That guy must have been through a lot. Better look for a donkey or a cow to satisfy your satanic urge. Anu ofia!
Lol!
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by liver123(m): 10:53pm On Jul 05, 2018
See stretch marks
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Nobody: 10:54pm On Jul 05, 2018
Lalas247:

Randy won’t like such.... sad
Forget her stretch mark ... either she putting on weight or she lost a few ... but what’s with the belle though It’s harsh to say but u can’t blame that bearded ninja for running ! Why won’t he run grin

She needs to love herself first before expecting satisfaction .... he came quick cause he doesn’t want to be pumping her for too long grin

Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by introvertme: 11:03pm On Jul 05, 2018
XhosaNostra:
Lol damn, I've never seen someone with stretch marks on the forearm before.

Be like say you no dey this country
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by XhosaNostra(f): 11:09pm On Jul 05, 2018
introvertme:


Be like say you no dey this country

I'm not. But I have honestly never seen stretch marks on the forearm before. They're shocking.
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Tjango(m): 11:11pm On Jul 05, 2018
Aunty Elastic Aunty Stretch
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by introvertme: 11:13pm On Jul 05, 2018
XhosaNostra:


I'm not. But I have honestly never seen stretch marks on the forearm before. They're shocking.

It's everywhere in Nigeria, even seen males with it.
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by XhosaNostra(f): 11:15pm On Jul 05, 2018
introvertme:


It's everywhere in Nigeria, even seen males with it.

Wow.
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by DrTims(m): 11:19pm On Jul 05, 2018
You make sense die cheesy
donstan18:
Brouhahaha Bruha hahaha bruhahahahahaha grin grin

So ladies do cry for sexual satisfaction from men, yet they'll pretend and ask for what their father can't even afford from a man just for the sex.

Real made men don't struggle to impress a woman on bed, only looser and slaves does that. Fvck that pussay and push her ass outta your side whenever you are done. No need to stress over a bottomless pussay grin Money for food will give them a better orgasm.

So long as you all keep asking for money and financial care from men because of sex, you'll never enjoy the sex. Men alone should get satisfied during sex because the major benefits of anything is accorded to the financial sponsors. As a lady who gets financial care from a man because he sleeps with you, your major concern should be how to satisfy his diiiick, not yourself, don't be selfish.

>If you all want to start reaching orgasm during sex, then get ready to pay for the sex, it's simple. grin
>Orgasm is for men.
>It's a result of the service we paid for from you packaged prostitutes parading as girlfriends. Spend to reach orgasm if you need it.

NOTE: This comment is mainly for these packaged single prostitutes parading as girlfriends looking for their father's age mate that will sweat and die on top of them, not for married women. Married women deserves a good sex life in their marriage.

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Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by sexdoll: 11:41pm On Jul 05, 2018
why is everybody focusing on her stretch mark rather than focusing on the message she's sending.

i suspect so many "one minuters" are on this thread and they are undeniably taking this message of hers unnecessarily personal.

guys, make una chillax abeg.

the girl looks good to me.

her stretch mark has nothing to do with good and satisfying sex she is demanding. tongue
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by pannyman(m): 11:47pm On Jul 05, 2018
sexdoll:
why is everybody focusing on her stretch mark rather than focusing on the message she's sending.

i suspect so many "one minuters" are on this thread and they are undeniably taking this message of hers unnecessarily personal.

guys, make una chillax abeg.

the girl looks good to me.

her stretch mark has nothing to do with good and satisfying sex she is demanding. tongue
Have you forgotten that men are moved by what they see? A pleasant smooth skin and trim body can do wonders for a man's performance.
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by guyXander(m): 11:49pm On Jul 05, 2018
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These men on Facebook are saying it is impossible for a man to rape his wife but they got a 5-star reply from a lady who explained that there’s such a thing as spousal rape.

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It is the duty of either of the spouse to be emotionally ready. Emotional unavailability is a sin. From a Christian stand point on matrimony.

So, to not want your wife or husband in the first place is a sin.
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Damfostopper(m): 12:05am On Jul 06, 2018
she should be happy d man get erection with all this stretch marks..... if I sight stretch marks on you.... I lost erection asap....


fat fvck biitch
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by sexdoll: 1:11am On Jul 06, 2018
pannyman:

Have you forgotten that men are moved by what they see? A pleasant smooth skin and trim body can do wonders for a man's performance.

okay na.

no wahala.

continue focusing on her stretch marks while me, i continue focusing on her big boobs and cleavage.

whatever you seek is what you shall get. wink
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by UNRULY(m): 1:21am On Jul 06, 2018
Are those stretch marks or lightening? grin
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Nobody: 1:47am On Jul 06, 2018
*Walks into the small dickson convention and walks out*
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by 1Sharon(f): 2:18am On Jul 06, 2018
Omg grin

These comments are why I can't leave NL
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Nobody: 4:45am On Jul 06, 2018
Lalas247:

Randy won’t like such.... sad
Forget her stretch mark ... either she putting on weight or she lost a few ... but what’s with the belle though It’s harsh to say but u can’t blame that bearded ninja for running ! Why won’t he run grin

She needs to love herself first before expecting satisfaction .... he came quick cause he doesn’t want to be pumping her for too long grin


Tanchu luv 4 knowing I detest stretch marksgrin grin

A sight of it can make my DICKson to retire from active servicecheesy cheesy..


pls in ur statement, wats d meaning of "came" and "beard ninja"...


u ve spoilt finish oooogrin grin grin
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Maganzee4oxide(m): 6:27am On Jul 06, 2018
This Woman Must Be Very Selfish So U Don't Want Him To Satisfy Otherz Abi Jst Because Is Ur Husband........He Cant Come Nd Kill Himself Ontop Ur Mata Joor undecidedThis Woman Must Be Very Selfish So U Don't Want Him To Satisfy Otherz Abi Jst Because Is Ur Husband........He Cant Come Nd Kill Himself Ontop Ur Mata Joor
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by amaks: 7:12am On Jul 06, 2018
This girl has been crucified on the nairaland alter. Lol.

Poster, remember say one round no mean one minute. Lol
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by InMyOpinion(m): 7:39am On Jul 06, 2018
OP got it all wrong...the lady said he did one round and left - one round doesn't necessarily mean 1 minute- one round may have been 20 minutes or more (may even be the reason the guy didnt go for more). What I see here is a lady craving for more - it simply means she enjoyed it !
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Nobody: 7:44am On Jul 06, 2018
Tunagee:


Hope ke, I can't come and die on top one foolish stinking pussyy. Girl go collect money, me I go dey there dey push yansh up and down like say na billions I go receive after the Bleep. Once I don enjoy myself, he don finish biko! Make small small pikins wey foolish and stupid dey waste their poverty stricken brain and time satisfying some huge sex appetite of some lazy girls wey their papa never see money before.
You can't fool me. Perhaps this applies to flings and oloshos. But I understand the effort boyfriends go to try to seemingly satisfy their girlfriends.
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Augustap(f): 7:46am On Jul 06, 2018
Multicolored attention seeker grin

Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Nobody: 7:49am On Jul 06, 2018
romenna:
but he is right. Thou shall not eat thy fuccking cake and still expect to have it back.
ok
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Bolaji38(m): 8:13am On Jul 06, 2018
vanida6:
Lolx grin


A man that cant satisfy me iz not my type ooh smiley
swidy..wats ur type?�
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by treasureboy09(m): 8:31am On Jul 06, 2018
lefulefu:
not all men oo..there are men who dont mind d type of women they roll withcheesy. No be some men dey nack craze women for road?
chairman no allow any body deceive you most natural for ritual purpose
Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by orlahtohbadt(m): 8:39am On Jul 06, 2018
xoxo001:
why man no go want cum quickly? see as stretch marks full everywhere
I'm so f*ckin' sick and tired of the Photoshop, show me somethin' natural like afro on Richard Pryor, show me somethin' natural like as* with some stretch marks, still will take you down right on your mama's couch in Polo socks... Those are Kendrick's words... She will bleach you people will still complain, she has stretch mark still complain... Anything wey dem do una go talk

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Re: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by dumininu01(m): 8:47am On Jul 06, 2018
Fat girls.. Turnoff sad.. stretch marks grin

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