This would probably have been the fate of that egg guy too.

Hmm, what is TV compared to your future? Boy, show Nigerians the shreds of your certificates before we can talk to the girl.

inoki247:

You dont Laminate original Certificate dat makes the hidden sign of originality unreadable

Excuse me sir, from where did you learn this? I put it to you that it is apparently false... My original certificates are all laminated and they still carry the original signature.

Mariangeles:
Would you mind sharing your story??

I don't have a story so interesting. But when you speak to a girl at night and you both exchange warm good nights, and the next morning for no good reason she calls on the phone screaming so loud and cursing you. Then she has undiagnosed bipolar . most guys don't know this until they are killed by these sick girls some guys suffer from the same illness, its not girls alone.

sirevee:

Excuse me sir, from where did you learn this? I put it to you that it is apparently false... My original certificates are all laminated and they still carry the original signature.

you have successfully turn your certificate to fake. case study laminate 1000naira note or laminate a page out of your international passport and see if the blue light can read it as original.. not talking about the physical fixtures like signature in your certificate we talking about the hidden features..

I see

CioAngels:
Hmm, what is TV compared to your future? Boy, show Nigerians the shreds of your certificates before we can talk to the girl.

Look at it

OkaNaUbe:
I once had a gf that wields kitchen knife when she is angry (most times her fault but NEVER apologized). She broke my TV. Had to call it quits in the long run.

Are you trying to trend also?

Na die be that nah

And what is the guy waiting for? Aah!!! After 7years see if she don't apologize
Me I will gladly and gently render her useless for life... It might not be now buh I will just take my time... I will spend my last penny to achieve that

This is crazy, the girl is crazy and hella scary.

Twitter peeps are crazy though
someone said let's hear her side of the story first

Netanyahu1:
I don't have a story so interesting. But when you speak to a girl at night and you both exchange warm good nights, and the next morning for no good reason she calls on the phone screaming so loud and cursing you. Then she has undiagnosed bipolar . most guys don't know this until they are killed by these sick girls some guys suffer from the same illness, its not girls alone.

Most people choose to ignore signs...they learn the hard way
There are also the " I'll kill myself if you leave me" type

sanandreas:


She might be working her way for the lead role of Acrimony 2.

"San Andreas" GTA fan?

If I am a lawyer and a girl tears my certificate, I would channel my life to just 3 purposes: to bring her to ruins, destroy anything that gives her joy and spoil her reputation beyond redemptionm

zicoraads:

None of mine is even laminated.

It is well

pocohantas:


"San Andreas" GTA fan?

Nah . Coined from the course I studied

lenghtinny:
Twitter and lies

Exactly. Too much lies on Twitter. None, absolutely, is authentic. Just conjuring topics to "trend". I wager that Nairaland has authentic stories and topics than Twitter. This is because one can verify the moniker's history and make conclusions. Not the "my friend" phenomenon on Twitter.

pocohantas:


Please laminate them.
Mine are laminated, except my NYSC certificate.

zicoraads apparently you are not meant to laminate an original. Find out how true that is before moving ahead to laminate yours.

inoki247:


you have successfully turn your certificate to fake. case study laminate 1000naira note or laminate a page out of your international passport and see if the blue light can read it as original.. not talking about the physical fixtures like signature in your certificate we talking about the hidden fixtures

Sue the bastäd!

pocohantas:
Show us the torn certificate.

Every time, "my friend".
It is never them.

Mehn! It is real. How did he end up with a mad woman?
If the girl is still alive, the guy should be given a honorary award. His self control is real! Because I don't know what I will do to such a girl in such situation. Lord take the wheels!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/7517412_screenshot20180804142354_jpegeb0583860e0b7167cd029ff6d6852460

that is how you burnt MrCork Bentley for following a light skin girl from Ghana, so why are u forming innocent here

Deny it and I will post the pictures for all to see

pocohantas:


Please laminate them.
Mine are laminated, except my NYSC certificate.

You don't laminate certificates. Totally unadvisable.

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DrayZee:

zicoraads apparently you are not meant to laminate an original. Find out how true that is before moving ahead to laminate yours.

I have been using mine like that and it has never posed a problem.
Well, to each his own. Oh, you're right. It's not the original I laminated but the statement of result. The rest are not laminated. Zico, please don't.

Gerrard59:


You don't laminate certificates. Totally unadvisable.

Okay

Babyforever:
When wife material like me dey here you know go gree say hi......go deal with your problems

many guys will mud her silently, she is lucky for real

Gerrard59:


Exactly. Too much lies on Twitter. None, absolutely, is authentic. Just conjuring topics to "trend". I wager that Nairaland has authentic stories and topics than Twitter. This is because one can verify the moniker's history and make conclusions. Not the "my friend" phenomenon on Twitter.

Nairalanders, what do you guys have against people on Twitter. To you guys, everything is a lie. The way Pocohontas and DonPiiko concluded made me want to look for the evidence and bring it here. Good thing they found the evidence they were looking for. The story is not a lie. And not all Twitter stories are lies. You people act like Nairaland and Twitter are having a beef or something.

...and the girl must be very ugly because ugly ladies are usually very cruel and their anger has no limit.

Believe me, beautiful ladies hardly get angry. Maybe the fact that they are ugly makes them perpetually angry with everybody

franchasng:
that is how you burnt MrCork Bentley for following a light skin girl from Ghana, so why are u forming innocent here

Deny it and I will post the pictures for all to see

LOL! I am not violent o. Forget the way my words come off here, I am soft-spoken in person.

Whaaaat?! that one na to tear her pussy too... wat type of tin!

Where are those bloody mor0ns and pathetic excuse of men who says "any man who raises his hand against a woman is a coward"? Had it been this former barrister had been giving her some factory-reset slaps once in a while har madness wouldn't have been this grandiose.

pocohantas:


"San Andreas" GTA fan?

You are a Gamer chick?

sanandreas:


Yea actually learnt alot from it

The lady is crazy and has anger issues but the guy didn't do well at all... She actually loved him more he loves her

In fact I don't think he really did love her in the movie

CioAngels:
Hmm, what is TV compared to your future? Boy, show Nigerians the shreds of your certificates before we can talk to the girl.

This is stupid. Even if no certificate was torn what right has the b!tch to destroy his property?
Some men are way too docile