Leave am... Its this type that will soak their pillows with tears after 5 days of breakup.

iGist:
Nigerian man took to his WhatsApp status as he celebrates his breakup with his girlfriend, he lamented bitterly about her bad attitudes being displayed.

According to his post, he's very happy and feels comfortable now, at least his money is in save safe hand and no Christmas expenses just himself only. Lol

Read his funny post below...



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Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique

SantiRAMBO:

I ignored her for days.. She started commenting on my whatsapp stories, I just had to blast her, we argued.. She wanted to manipulate me by saying "You must really love me to feel this bad and I really did love you too. If you're angry tell me.. I just told her that I'm done with relationships dat I wanna stay alone and grow myself... We still view each others whatsapp stories but we've got nothing going on again.

...u guys stil pally on whatsapp?..wow

He will do it again.

most relationships are toxic. I can't stand it

Girls that can't work and make one penny are the ones thinking they are entitled to care, money and gifts from a boyfriend. I mean someone that can't boast of N100k in her account will be calling a guy feeding and taking care of her stingy once he refuses to dance to the tone of her emotional blackmail and requests.

GenFunction:
...u guys stil pally on whatsapp?..wow

Kind of defeats the purpose doesn’t it?

I always tell people, relationship doesn't work in Nigeria, if you want to stupidly and agidily go into it, be ready to bear it consequence...

Girls are not smiling

Just get married and stop all this drama.

dude most have been played so bad

sour loser why cast the girl and call her names.,.....

why i would always advice to go with a ladder whenever you FALL in love

lefulefu:

bros u were her friendzone paddy

....asin ehn,nigga cudnt figure it out

Why are our girls hardly independent minded? Abi them go die if them work for their own money and build relationship wey go workout.

god bless you... i think say na only me see am

Headlesschicken:
How come d said guy in question bears d status of (MY STATUS) Bloggers though,well it's well Sha some women r worth giving Thanksgiving for when u break free from them.... Have u ever Noticed that when u start dating a leaches of a galfrd d Devil suddenly leaves u alone... cos he already knows that yuh finished...

GenFunction:
...u guys stil pally on whatsapp?..wow

Not really... She still views my whatsapp stories

SantiRAMBO:

I ignored her for days.. She started commenting on my whatsapp stories, I just had to blast her, we argued.. She wanted to manipulate me by saying "You must really love me to feel this bad and I really did love you too. If you're angry tell me.. I just told her that I'm done with relationships dat I wanna stay alone and grow myself...
























We still view each others whatsapp stories but we've got nothing going on again.

The entanglement is still Bro.

Xaos:
Nice.

Today we welcome a brethren into the world of the singles where you sleep with no worries, wake up with an almighty èrection and no one dares question you!

A place where your only responsibility is to take care of yourself, have a good time and laugh at ugly people.

No emotional blackmail and no stúpid dramas.

No commitment to any one or fear of infidelity.

Once you know how to take care of yourself, company becomes an option and loneliness becomes an enemy.

Welcome brother.

This is so true....

darichlife:
Why are our girls hardly independent minded? Abi them go die if them work for their own money and build relationship wey go workout.

Sadly that's the mentality of most of our young girls. They only face reality once they are married and have some kids.

Any man that is not matured enough can't keep a woman

Maturity here comes in somany forms

Emotional maturity
Mind maturity
Pocket maturity
Sense maturity
Observation maturity
Manners maturity
Approach maturity
Technicality maturity
Handling maturity
Mature maturity
Understanding maturity
Manipulative skills maturity

NwaAmaikpe:




He doesn't sound like one celebrating to me.
He actually sounds bitter and used.

Relationships are overrated.
It's far profitable for a person to be single, masturbate frequently and be happy.

Ah swear

Jonathan:

This is a similar situation with mine . But in my own case . This girl refused to give a response to my advances for so long . Yet she was giving me green light .we kissed once and cuddled like there’s no tomorrow.
She was Always disturbing my WhatsApp. Always asking about my welfare . Always showing some yèyé care.
Then I concluded she was in .
But whenever I try persuade her to come over and try eat from the honeypot. She’ll act shifty. Then I told her to give a point blank response to my advances and stop messing with my emotions.
Guess what ? She said no! She wasn’t interested in a relationship.
I said ok and I disappeared.
Still, the girl no leave my neck alone.
But I try my best to push her away . I’m not interested in a friendship that won’t benefit me abeg.

this ur comment sef..... do u truly love her abi you are just a BEAR after HONEYPOT?

Jonathan:

lol .
In my own situation. I deleted her number from my contacts .
So, nobody will see each other status .
Even though I rarely put anything on my WhatsApp status .
Her number is still on my sim phonebook though . My phone will only recognise the numbers I add to contacts from sim phonebook .

But the girl still messages me on WhatsApp .
And whenever I try to round off the conversation. She’ll try to make the conversation linger on .
Even for Midnight o .
Funny people everywhere sha .

LMAO.... Eyyaa the thing go dey pain the madam now....

Women na case I swear

The Nigga is overdoing it. U are calling her Olosho ashawo now, But u have been dating n sleeping wit her for years.











Meanwhile if u are unemployed and you want to earn genuine Money online freely at no cost, Send a single whatsapp message to my business line on my signature.

Serious businessmen and women only.

MrsNwaAmaikpe:


Just Like Lil Wayne Said in his song featuring Mars

" I see the pain hidden in your pride"

This guy is pained and obviously bitter.

He surely missed the hoes pusxsy and won't hesitate to knack it one more time

like u wouldn't be bitter urself or is it because you're a woman, like the guy himself said 'u want to make the kind of hair ur mother neva even made'. he's right becos 'typical' nigerian girls r 'oloshi' what more than hoe pussy do they have to offer, can never do anything for u yet want to take as much from u as possible, of course e pain am- dis kind fuk up una girls sef e no dey pain una, or na b4 persin go treat una fuk up na in go dey start to pain una

Jonathan:

It won’t work . You will still be tempted to view it .
Delete her number from your phone and save it somewhere else if you still need the number .
That way nobody will see each other status

Lol... That's d right step o
Thanks

hhmm its all because u were to blind to see the right one, sometimes not that glitters are gold

frozen70:
Any man that is not matured enough can't keep a woman

Maturity here comes in somany forms

Emotional maturity
Mind maturity
Pocket maturity
Sense maturity
Observation maturity
Manners maturity
Approach maturity
Technicality maturity
Handling maturity
Mature maturity
Understanding maturity
Manipulative skills maturity

how you no go freeze with all these maturities

It's funny how women talk about maturity in keeping a woman. How about a woman's ability and maturity to keep a man? This girl was obviously not mature enough to be in this particular relationship as she brought nothing but emotional and financial liability.

Date responsible girls that can hold their own. If you date a poor girl, you get a dependent. Might as well pay per shot, and keep life simple.

Do you know why ladies play hard to get or do shakara when guys asks them out for a date

Simply because they know that u the guy is looking for trouble to carry, so they delay the answer in order for u to calculate your pocket well if u can carry the problem u are inviting into your life


I think single guys who dont have much cash should concentrate more on masturbation to relief sexual urge instead of using relationship to drain their little income.

Its unfortunate that ladies swore never to be useful to men except for sex, its a pity

Now I see why Nigerian government should help do poverty alleviation to help lift our women from abject poverty and perpetual lack

But I am scared still cos even the ones earning good salary and the ones from rich family are also financial liabilities to their boyfriends and fiancés, its really shameful sha o, hmmm