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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 12:30pm On Aug 15, 2019
Blackivy27:
Abeg i cant laugh. It might be secret love, wink
thats her problem not mine
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 12:31pm On Aug 15, 2019
Blackivy27:
cheesy
most of the guys i like later said i was mean to them. I dont know how tho. Anytime ill see them i would start blushing surprised they didnt notice.
they probably don't have tolerance grin and if u had let them know the reason behind the strange attitude, they might understood and laughed it off if they have space for the same feelings grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 12:38pm On Aug 15, 2019
Blackivy27:
Your son made the same accusation. Who to believe?
lol blackivy27 are u seriously taking this strange bitter woman serious? Shes just on my neck with a fake bitter moniker because I got her banned for her perverting and deranging thread that was advocating child seduction and rape as consensual sex cool.just imagine. .her fellow colleague that calls himself cowhorn is still serving ban..I prefer to watch this psychopath display insanity by mentioning me and talking shiit like we know each other grin...While shes at it..I enjoy getting her evil and perverse soul banned


If u noticed I dont reply her.i press report button more

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlackIvory(f): 1:36pm On Aug 15, 2019
BlueAir:
lol blackivy27 are u seriously taking this strange bitter woman serious? Shes just on my neck with a fake bitter moniker because I got her banned for her perverting and deranging thread that was advocating child seduction and rape as consensual sex cool.just imagine. .her fellow colleague that calls himself cowhorn is still serving ban..I prefer to watch this psychopath display insanity by mentioning me and talking shiit like we know each other grin...While shes at it..I enjoy getting her evil and perverse soul banned


If u noticed I dont reply her.i press report button more
Oh my god, i cant stop laughing? Its extremly funny that shes doing all this cause of that? is the colleague Bigcowhorn?? Plz dont report her grin

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlackIvory(f): 1:39pm On Aug 15, 2019
BlueAir:
they probably don't have tolerance grin and if u had let them know the reason behind the strange attitude, they might understood and laughed it off if they have space for the same feelings grin
i dont still get it. Recently one was praising me that i've started being nice, someone i liked for 3years! Dreaming of being his wife.
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAirMother: 1:50pm On Aug 15, 2019
BlackIvory:
Oh my god, i cant stop laughing? Its extremly funny that shes doing all this cause of that? is the colleague Bigcowhorn?? Plz dont report her grin

Na me be that and I'm not done with a blue Air bastard from the ghettos. Very nice novel have you read it?
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAirMother: 1:58pm On Aug 15, 2019
BlueAir:
lol blackivy27 are u seriously taking this strange bitter woman serious? Shes just on my neck with a fake bitter moniker because I got her banned for her perverting and deranging thread that was advocating child seduction and rape as consensual sex cool.just imagine. .her fellow colleague that calls himself cowhorn is still serving ban..I prefer to watch this psychopath display insanity by mentioning me and talking shiit like we know each other grin...While shes at it..I enjoy getting her evil and perverse soul banned


If u noticed I dont reply her.i press report button more

My son, you been a very bad boy
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAirMother: 1:59pm On Aug 15, 2019
BlueAir:
thats her problem not mine

Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlackIvory(f): 2:05pm On Aug 15, 2019
BlueAirMother:


Na me be that and I'm not done with a blue Air bastard from the ghettos. Very nice novel have you read it?
what?? Lol. This is your way of revenge?? grin Plz forgive nah.
but did you create a paedophilic thread ?
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAirMother: 2:08pm On Aug 15, 2019
Blue.Air:
lol blackivy27 are u seriously taking this strange bitter woman serious? Shes just on my neck with a fake bitter moniker because I got her banned for her perverting and deranging thread that was advocating child seduction and rape as consensual sex cool.just imagine. .her fellow colleague that calls himself cowhorn is still serving ban..I prefer to watch this psychopath display insanity by mentioning me and talking shiit like we know each other grin...While shes at it..I enjoy getting her evil and perverse soul banned


If u noticed I dont reply her.i press report button more

@blackivy27 @BlackIvory

Greetings babes. Take a look at the image below


You see my son was raped at age 5 and due to that suffers from inferiority complex with women in real life. Two months ago one Husbandsnatch, a mature lady of about 40 opened a thread blasting all men with such mindset and my son came straight for her head, calling her all kinds of names including pedophile, sadist etc.

I tried to caution my son but failed and his bad manners ran on for 15 pages before the whole thread was deleted and the op banned for two months. Now on the their first thread this lady created on her return, just yesterday, who shows up? My son, Blue Air no less and he starts insulting her yet again, same words same pattern till i stepped in firmly this time.

Now remember that this lair is now telling you I was the one with the thread and a pedophile too. He deliberately lied to you with a straight face and a smile, even before any relationship is firmly in place. He is now chasing you two...Go further at your peril.

Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAirMother: 2:23pm On Aug 15, 2019
BlackIvory:
what?? Lol. This is your way of revenge?? grin Plz forgive nah.
but did you create a paedophilic thread ?

Bigcowhorn has no single tread to his name. You can check. Believe a pathological lair at your peril.

Check your mentions

Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 3:11pm On Aug 15, 2019
BlackIvory:
i dont still get it. Recently one was praising me that i've started being nice, someone i liked for 3years! Dreaming of being his wife.
hes been mixing things up
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 3:14pm On Aug 15, 2019
BlueAirMother:


Bigcowhorn has no single tread to his name. You can check. Believe a pathological lair at your peril.

Check your mentions
grin madness at its peak. Hornboy.enjoy ur new jobless account




Somebody read his signature grin

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 3:15pm On Aug 15, 2019
BlackIvory:
what?? Lol. This is your way of revenge?? grin Plz forgive nah.
but did you create a paedophilic thread ?
:Du want to go crazy too?
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAirMother: 6:55pm On Aug 15, 2019
BlueAir:
grin madness at its peak. Hornboy.enjoy ur new jobless account




Somebody read his signature grin

My son how far? grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAirMother: 6:57pm On Aug 15, 2019
BlueAir:
:Du want to go crazy too?


She is not you and she knows you now grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by eazyhifii(m): 11:46pm On Aug 15, 2019
She just climb the D
No time
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 12:21am On Aug 19, 2019
BlueAirMother:


@blackivy27 @BlackIvory

Greetings babes. Take a look at the image below


You see my son was raped at age 5 and due to that suffers from inferiority complex with women in real life. Two months ago one Husbandsnatch, a mature lady of about 40 opened a thread blasting all men with such mindset and my son came straight for her head, calling her all kinds of names including pedophile, sadist etc.

I tried to caution my son but failed and his bad manners ran on for 15 pages before the whole thread was deleted and the op banned for two months. Now on the their first thread this lady created on her return, just yesterday, who shows up? My son, Blue Air no less and he starts insulting her yet again, same words same pattern till i stepped in firmly this time.

Now remember that this lair is now telling you I was the one with the thread and a pedophile too. He deliberately lied to you with a straight face and a smile, even before any relationship is firmly in place. He is now chasing you two...Go further at your peril.

yes mummy blueair. But Even you know it's funny, right. Creating an account as the mum. You mention him all the time grin it would be fustrating. Forgive please. Boko.

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 12:23am On Aug 19, 2019
BlueAir:
lol blackivy27 are u seriously taking this strange bitter woman serious? Shes just on my neck with a fake bitter moniker because I got her banned for her perverting and deranging thread that was advocating child seduction and rape as consensual sex cool.just imagine. .her fellow colleague that calls himself cowhorn is still serving ban..I prefer to watch this psychopath display insanity by mentioning me and talking shiit like we know each other grin...While shes at it..I enjoy getting her evil and perverse soul banned


If u noticed I dont reply her.i press report button more
she's a mother of four. If you report her what of your siblings?? grin forgive mama blueair. You know how it is being a widow. She's your mum

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 12:23am On Aug 19, 2019
BlueAir:
:Du want to go crazy too?
me crazy?? grin I already am. No doubt

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 12:24am On Aug 19, 2019
BlueAir:
hes been mixing things up
do I mind him. tongue but the crush has died though

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAirMother: 1:01am On Aug 19, 2019
Blackivy27:
yes mummy blueair. But Even you know it's funny, right. Creating an account as the mum. You mention him all the time grin it would be fustrating. Forgive please. Boko.

Gbam!!!

I can't beat him physically cos he's all grown up so i beat him psychologically.

Eh, my son, how far? Why haven't you washed plates yet since day before yesterday? Ok leave them for kitchen we go see who go tire.,
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 1:51am On Aug 19, 2019
It happened like two months ago on a Saturday as i headed for the atm, I was the last in line when i noticed this beautiful chocolate girl walking towards the line to use the atm. As she got closer to me and positioned behind me i noticed she was a small girl maybe 18/19 so i decided to respect myself and kill whatever plans i had. Little did i know she also had plans too. She was just forming restless and trying to start a convo & i was not ready to contribute nothing to her gist. If to say i look her again maybe i for change mind so i just face my front ooh. This girl took it to another level. She first hit me with her bag and i just accepted it as a mistake, later this babe kicked my ankle cheesy I just laughed without looking back at her, the next one na her full body she take jam me like she's about to slip and fall lolzz i just continued on the line till i collected my money and moved off. Small girl with big mind cheesy

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 2:11am On Aug 19, 2019
BlueAirMother:


Gbam!!!

I can't beat him physically cos he's all grown up so i beat him psychologically.

Eh, my son, how far? Why haven't you washed plates yet since day before yesterday? Ok leave them for kitchen we go see who go tire.,
momsi. Hmm... I don't know what to do again
Through out nl you've been complaining about this plates. So they're still dirty??

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 2:21am On Aug 19, 2019
dairykidd:
It happened like two months ago on a Saturday as i headed for the atm, I was the last in line when i noticed this beautiful chocolate girl walking towards the line to use the atm. As she got closer to me and positioned behind me i noticed she was a small girl maybe 18/19 so i decided to respect myself and kill whatever plans i had. Little did i know she also had plans too. She was just forming restless and trying to start a convo & i was not ready to contribute nothing to her gist. If to say i look her again maybe i for change mind so i just face my front ooh. This girl took it to another level. She first hit me with her bag and i just accepted it as a mistake, later this babe kicked my ankle cheesy I just laughed without looking back at her, the next one na her full body she take jam me like she's about to slip and fall lolzz i just continued on the line till i collected my money and moved off. Small girl with big mind cheesy
Picked up on all the signals and still acted like a d^ckhead, smh.
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 2:28am On Aug 19, 2019
Nesso:

Picked up on all the signals and still acted like a d^ckhead, smh.
Sometimes u need to act like a dickhead to actually avoid being a dickhead eventually. If u read my post u would know why i did what i did
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by NACE13: 6:43am On Aug 19, 2019
Mine happened few years ago when I visited a relation; their neighbour's daughter fell for me at one glance and it was just so obvious from the first glance.
That same night, as I was seated outside, she just came downstairs, told me to "escort her" to lock the gate because it's dark. I knew what she wanted but I was acting all "Isn't the gate just less than 50 steps from where I was seated". She kept on pestering me to follow her so she can lock the gate. Finally, I obliged and followed her, immediately we got to the gate, she just grabbed my head and started kissing me without warning, even took off the top of her nighties and gave me her lipsrsealed to suck.
I almost had her there but I came to spend just two days with my relation and had no intention of getting laid, so I didn't strap up and I wasn't gonna risk it because of konji.
You can see the power of women, if to say na man now, they'll call it rape or molestation.

Although, I later invited her to my school and we finished work properly

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by NACE13: 6:51am On Aug 19, 2019
dairykidd:

Sometimes u need to act like a dickhead to actually avoid being a dickhead eventually. If u read my post u would know why i did what i did

Bro, you are the real MVP. Some people don't just know how to restrict themselves from certain things. They go all out no matter the age, look or physique, they just wanna hit it.

This thing you did happened to me when a minor still in SS2 was bringing her everything to me, although she had the ass and body of a grownass woman but I thought and saw myself as a paedophile if I agreed to it. It took a lot of will and self-respect to not hit her and till date, I am so glad I did not.

Cheers to you,bro

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