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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Phenomenal16(f): 8:12am On Aug 20, 2019
Useku:


Oh I see.

Was there too sometime.
.......is OK......
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 8:19am On Aug 20, 2019
Kama23:


Not really, I am just pissed off. But even now I can't keep up with iLegend. The guy can talk and boast for Africa. He's already active again with moniker 2... iChef

https://www.nairaland.com/5046743/buhari-what-buhari-wins#76123112


He's claiming to be a useless billionaire on that thread.


You wanna go into KDP publishing?
no you are lively. If i imagine nairaland as a classroom you'll be the hyperactive. Thats fun.

ilegendds all over the place. But i admit i love reading the both of you's comments.

im not publishing.
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 8:21am On Aug 20, 2019
Kama23:


Lol, no babe. You want to kill me or what?
Alright you can have your fun. For now

why will you die?? cheesy
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 8:44am On Aug 20, 2019
Kama23:


I feed off the discomfort of stupid people. iCl.ef is the only one on my books now. You can't expect me to do you a favor like that. Not even for a thousand kiss and a big hug on NL
Aww....
but it didnt take long to create this moniker.
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 10:34am On Aug 20, 2019
Blackivy27:
cheesy . I have to admit i regret not knowing bigcowhorn. I checked your profile. Youre following blueair?? I mean how does a guy create a feminine account and impersonates another males mother?? Your devotion is steadfast...
nairaland.
but when is your other accounts ban ending??
its called phobia not devotion nor steadfastness.but.

Let me go back to reading smiling and pressing my favourite button
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 10:55am On Aug 20, 2019
BlueAir:
its called phobia not devotion nor steadfastness.but.

Let me go back to reading smiling and pressing my favourite button
You're back.
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 11:21am On Aug 20, 2019
Blackivy27:
You're back.
yh....whatsup
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 11:23am On Aug 20, 2019
BlueAir:
yh....whatsup
where have you been? p.s blueairmother's gone.
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Frankicent(m): 11:44am On Aug 20, 2019
dairykidd:
It happened like two months ago on a Saturday as i headed for the atm, I was the last in line when i noticed this beautiful chocolate girl walking towards the line to use the atm. As she got closer to me and positioned behind me i noticed she was a small girl maybe 18/19 so i decided to respect myself and kill whatever plans i had. Little did i know she also had plans too. She was just forming restless and trying to start a convo & i was not ready to contribute nothing to her gist. If to say i look her again maybe i for change mind so i just face my front ooh. This girl took it to another level. She first hit me with her bag and i just accepted it as a mistake, later this babe kicked my ankle cheesy I just laughed without looking back at her, the next one na her full body she take jam me like she's about to slip and fall lolzz i just continued on the line till i collected my money and moved off. Small girl with big mind cheesy



broda way M*M*
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Frankicent(m): 11:46am On Aug 20, 2019
NACE13:

Mine happened few years ago when I visited a relation; their neighbour's daughter fell for me at one glance and it was just so obvious from the first glance.
That same night, as I was seated outside, she just came downstairs, told me to "escort her" to lock the gate because it's dark. I knew what she wanted but I was acting all "Isn't the gate just less than 50 steps from where I was seated". She kept on pestering me to follow her so she can lock the gate. Finally, I obliged and followed her, immediately we got to the gate, she just grabbed my head and started kissing me without warning, even took off the top of her nighties and gave me her lipsrsealed to suck.
I almost had her there but I came to spend just two days with my relation and had no intention of getting laid, so I didn't strap up and I wasn't gonna risk it because of konji.
You can see the power of women, if to say na man now, they'll call it rape or molestation.

Although, I later invited her to my school and we finished work properly


Another M*U*M*U you f*ck up you dey give excuse
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 11:47am On Aug 20, 2019
Kama23:


She'll be back. I'm sure BlueAir can help by making it necessary. Eh my dear boy come and romance this report button.
you arent going back on your words are you??

one brother has to go.
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 12:21pm On Aug 20, 2019
Blackivy27:
where have you been?
p.s blueairmother's gone.
and..whats my business with someone called blueairmother I have no relations on nairaland
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 12:45pm On Aug 20, 2019
Blackivy27:
Blueair, hasn't even said anything since for my efforts.
grin Since im bored let me see if i can wiggle iChef out.
if u find fun with this insane and jobless teenagefolk grin..we cant marry grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 12:48pm On Aug 20, 2019
BlueAir:
if u find fun with this insane and jobless teenagefolk grin..we cant marry grin
Lol. You pratically abadoned me nah. grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 12:55pm On Aug 20, 2019
Blackivy27:
Lol. You pratically abadoned me nah. grin
money matter o grin..if I dont work and have money wetin family go be like cheesy still sha....u shouldn't have given that teenage pained and jobless boy grin with several monikers a chance


The one and only blueair in town speaks grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 1:57pm On Aug 20, 2019
BlueAir:
money matter o grin..if I dont work and have money wetin family go be like cheesy still sha....u shouldn't have given that teenage pained and jobless boy grin with several monikers a chance


The one and only blueair in town speaks grin
Lol. Welcome back. wink
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Mekenz(m): 6:54pm On Aug 20, 2019
back then I was still a young adult,we stays in the same compound, though I like her as a person, one faithful evening I check on her in their own flat,I met only her that faithful Sunday in the parlor watching film, I join her in watching the film. as we are watching I told her I was hungry, she immediately rush inside get me a plate of rice,added with one can of malt, while I was eating the food, I will always cut her looking at me seductively, she then excuse herself to go and take her bath,minutes later she returned to the parlor tieing only her wrapper, she keep readjusting herself and hissing, I didn't even mind her,because I was thinking her parents might be back any moment and cut us if I try to do any funny thing with her, minutes later she told me that she loves cake's, that I should get it for her tomorrow, I said OK while still watching the film, I notice she was very restless, I asked her,if she was OK,she said no problems with her shining teeth. though I wanted to go to her, but my mind was busy thinking and calculating the consequences. immediately we Finnish watching the film, I thank her so much and bid her good bye, I later got her the cake tomorrow,she rejected it and disdain me till I Left the compound.

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by NACE13: 7:11pm On Aug 20, 2019
Frankicent:



Another M*U*M*U you f*ck up you dey give excuse

First, you lack manners. Can't you just disagree without insults.

Second, if you are 'sharp' like you think you are, why would you skin-dive a girl you just met that same day, and why would you even carry a condom when you want to go visit a relation and stay just for 2 goddamn days.

Didn't you read the part where I said I later invited her to my place and we finished work properly.

It's people like you that end up getting one incurable disease and then die from it just because your dick did the thinking for you.
You should grow up,son, you reason like a toddler. Don't quote me again

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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 8:41pm On Aug 20, 2019
Kama23:


Ah, the perfect love story with a k-leg. BlueAir and Blackivy27.

@BlueAir rest assured that this teenager will be engaged to curvy beauty in December and he doesn't go AWOL in the relationship to find money. I make money while i sleep and even watching over your wayward ways as your mother.



Now look downward, there should be a report button somewhere there grin


Note: In my business i pay hundreds of dollars for confidential emails not free goggle emails. I can create and delete 100 email accounts in one day if i have the strength... new monikers all grin

BlueAirsMom.com
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Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 9:21pm On Aug 20, 2019
Blackivy27:
??
u can spot his insanity too? grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by Nobody: 9:29pm On Aug 20, 2019
BlueAir:
u can spot his insanity too? grin
hmm... I dont know that to say again.
Re: What Is The Funniest Way A Woman Has Used To Seduce U As A Man? by BlueAir: 9:33pm On Aug 20, 2019
Blackivy27:
hmm... I dont know that to say again.
best to watch and smile only grin

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